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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 15, 2004 0:26:55 GMT -6
Here it is ladies........whenever you are ready. Post the rules then we'll start with whatever Dixie has picked out.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 21, 2004 0:00:25 GMT -6
HA! Think you can take me Phalon!? Let's have your best shot!
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Post by Phalon on Nov 21, 2004 0:08:17 GMT -6
Joxie....you still around?
Since Dixie has been busy of late and not able to frequent the board, would you be willing to toss out a word or two?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 21, 2004 0:13:15 GMT -6
What, no taunting to get my hackles up? ;D
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Post by Phalon on Nov 21, 2004 0:15:20 GMT -6
Saving that for later, Scrappy, for when I need to break your strain of concentration, you know.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 21, 2004 0:16:23 GMT -6
Concentration? What were we talking about?
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Post by Phalon on Nov 21, 2004 0:18:55 GMT -6
<shrug> I thought you knew.
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Post by Joxcenia on Nov 21, 2004 0:20:56 GMT -6
Joxie....you still around?
Since Dixie has been busy of late and not able to frequent the board, would you be willing to toss out a word or two?
Hmmmm.... Milky Way... If that doesn't work for you guys, let me know and I'll try again.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 21, 2004 0:21:28 GMT -6
If neither of us knows....then what are we doing here? And what is the meaning of life? Ever hear of string theory?
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Post by Phalon on Nov 21, 2004 0:24:43 GMT -6
Nope, I really can't answer what is the meaning of lif. Lif is not in my dictionary.
Milky Way? Dang it, Joxie...and I was just getting ready to leave.
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Post by Joxcenia on Nov 21, 2004 0:25:45 GMT -6
Well... my work here is done....
nighty-night!
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 21, 2004 0:27:55 GMT -6
Milky Way? Are we talking candy bars here or stars?
Hey Joxcee did you see? Hershy's (her shoes...ok slow start) are untied......
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Post by Phalon on Nov 21, 2004 0:29:04 GMT -6
Pfft, Scrappy...You are not allowed to correct typos after they've been noticed. It's in the rule book somewhere.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 21, 2004 0:30:52 GMT -6
I did it WHILE you were posting and only saw it after......I would NEVER cheat......ok maybe not much any way. Have a Baby Ruth it'll be better in the morning.
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Post by Phalon on Nov 21, 2004 0:36:32 GMT -6
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 21, 2004 0:37:56 GMT -6
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Post by Phalon on Nov 21, 2004 8:35:19 GMT -6
I should just forfeit and concede to the constellation prize on this one. Still laughing over Scrappy’s “Hershey are untied.” Milky way to go, and what a galaxy, you are, Scrappy. And speaking of Galaxies, I wonder where that Galaxy, (gal, Xie), has run off to? Hoping things are fine in her neck of the universe. And Gabbin too – looking forward to seeing what she’ll come up with on this.
I guess using this word in pun is just celestrial and error, so I’ll just jump in head first and hope I don’t cause any brain injuries.
Curds and milky whey. Oh whey, oh whey, choose this word, Joxie? Milky way, I think, is not a very universeatile punning word – univerus pussywillow, of which puns abound and gag me, please, before I continue on that train of thought.
Galaxy, (Let’s see. A real big stretch there, and I wonder if it’ll cause point deductions).
Milky Way, Milky Way…Oh, I love the milky way satin sheets feel on my skin, so milky smooth, cool, and slick - although I prefer flannel, due to the possible injury satin sheets may cause, leaving one prone to sliding off the bed. Who sang that anyway - Knights in White Satin…the Bryds? Maybe Cream? I sometimes get my 60’s rock stars mixed up. I think I’ll go with Cream on this one. I heard recently that Cream is reuniting, butter will only be playing small venues in England. Wait…no, it’s the Moody Blues, isn’t it? Should have had a Moody Blue’s Clue on that one, and don’t dog me for my mistake.
What else?
There is a poet of old that included the Milky Way in one of his pieces. Continuous as the stars that shine And twinkle on the milky way. Wordsworth remembering.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 21, 2004 9:45:27 GMT -6
OMG. You're cheating! Sneaking up on me like that when my back was turned. If I had known you'd be running around this morning punning your head off or punning me over the head I'd have stuck around last night instead of letting you go quietly to your bed........ok.
Please stand by for superior punning...........
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 21, 2004 12:23:10 GMT -6
When that Bit O’ Honey shows up to keep Skor, I hope she pays attention to the Kit for Kat that’s been going on around here. The Twizzlers that Phalon and I have been throwing out should really result in a 100 Grand Pay Day for one of us. I don’t know about you but I’d be jumping for Almond Joys. Let’s make a deal be Twixt us. Whoever wins, owes the other a drink at the local Mr. Goodbar. Is it a, uh, Whatchamaclit? A, deal? Of course you never know, by the time this contest is over the Goobers and Rasinettes who are currently running this country might have drafted 3 Musketeers to keep us from our money. I can’t help but Snicker at how easy this is. Even a Reese’s monkey could do it. By the way it was nice of you to inquire about Xie. I have also been wondering of late where M&M has got to. Probably playing somewhere on the Heath. Good for her. But in this weather I’d be wearing something Chunky and warm. One more thing before I go to await your response Phalon. Notice I kept a few of them out. There were some I just didn’t think were appropriate for this PG rating. For instance Mounds. I couldn’t come up with one thing for that one that wouldn’t have gotten me in trouble.
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Post by Phalon on Nov 21, 2004 20:23:20 GMT -6
Superior punning? HA! Am I Huron you correctly? Oh, get that Erie to Erie smug grin off your face. Ontario apart Michigan, (I'll tear you apart again).
What's that got to do with Milky Way? Nothing of course. Just a little local Great Lakes humor from the Lady in the Mitten. A little diversion while I try to think what the h*ll else I can do with Milky Way.
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Post by Phalon on Nov 21, 2004 21:15:56 GMT -6
Just thinking how Scrappy's gone the candy, sweet route on this Milky Way thing, and I've taken the spacey way. Fitting?
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Post by Joxcenia on Nov 21, 2004 22:03:08 GMT -6
One more thing before I go to await your response Phalon. Notice I kept a few of them out. There were some I just didn’t think were appropriate for this PG rating. For instance Mounds. I couldn’t come up with one thing for that one that wouldn’t have gotten me in trouble.
Baseball... don't they have mounds?
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Post by Phalon on Nov 21, 2004 22:08:41 GMT -6
They Sherlock do, Joxie, as well as do the Mounds of Baskerville.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 21, 2004 23:54:01 GMT -6
Well, that's me then. Always got my mind in the gutter. I stand corrected.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 22, 2004 14:39:28 GMT -6
Just some quickies to fill the space while we wait for Phalon to get back on track. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank -- proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils. This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays. After looking over the menu he says, "I'll just have the eggs benedict.." His order comes a while later and it's served on a big, shiny hubcap. He asks the waiter, "What's with the hubcap?" The waiter sings, "Theres no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!" (Very bad) A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 22, 2004 17:58:00 GMT -6
By the way.......me? Sweet? You must be joking.
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Post by Phalon on Nov 23, 2004 21:54:00 GMT -6
Scrappy, am I supposed to continue on this Milky Way? I hadn't planeted on it, and really have no further comet. Astroid me later, ok?
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Post by Joxcenia on Nov 23, 2004 22:04:11 GMT -6
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Post by Gabbin on Nov 24, 2004 20:28:40 GMT -6
Nook n' cranny is the pun? A phrase pun? Huh. Okay. That sounds more like a punch line: What do you call a gramma tucked away in the breakfast nook?
Well, my nook is all sanded; a bit rough yet; the wood still has quite a nook and cranny surface. It is a nice place to hang out with your sweaty for a little nook and cranny. (give me time; it has been a while).
When people get bladder infections nook n' crannyberry juice is berry helpful. I learned that in college; I was quite a last minute studier type, actually; a nook and cranny-it-in type.
I went to NYC and looked at tall buildings which is done by nook n cranny-ing your neck back. They built those building using big nook n' crannys you know.
Scappy tends to swallow stories nook line and sinker.
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Post by Phalon on Nov 25, 2004 0:12:27 GMT -6
Just going about my merrily Milky Way, and what do I find? Another punning word/phrase has snook up on me, and Gabbin's crannied away all the good ones. Geeze Gabbin, I hope you didn't hurt yourself on those. Tough, for sure.
Well tomorrow, over the river and through the woods, to nook and Crannymother's house we go. Maybe along with the turkey, feast on crannyberry sauce and nook-necked squash casserole.
Hhmmm...blank, blank, blank...
Oh, I know...
At the nursery, we sell Nookta False Cypresses, (an actual shrub. really), but this time of year they are all crannied into the polyhouses to protect their delicate limbs from the winter snows and winds. Really went out on a limb on that one. Sheesh.
<rolls eyes and leaves>
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