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Post by moonglum on Apr 21, 2007 14:27:07 GMT -6
Why is skin-coloured Elastoplast orange?
What is an occasional table the rest of the time?
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Post by Phalon on Apr 22, 2007 6:52:24 GMT -6
Why do you "fix dinner" when it ain't broke yet.
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Post by vox on Apr 22, 2007 11:50:23 GMT -6
Why call it a 'temporary structure' when it's there all the time!
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Post by Mini Mia on Apr 22, 2007 19:30:27 GMT -6
Does chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
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Post by fallenangel on Apr 23, 2007 11:20:31 GMT -6
Do fish get thirsty?
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Post by Phalon on Apr 24, 2007 4:45:25 GMT -6
Why do I own cats, and why do they feel the need to chase each other through the house, up the stairs and across the bed at 3am each morning?
And is it the question or the pouncing on my stomach that keeps me awake at night?
And why to they land on only me, artfully missing Hubs each time?
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Post by vox on Apr 25, 2007 15:01:34 GMT -6
Why is it that gnats/flies etc wait until you are falling asleep to dive-bomb your ears? and how do they know that it's the exact moment you are just falling asleep? are they psychic?
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Post by Siren on Apr 25, 2007 21:13:33 GMT -6
*after finally getting reeeally comfy, under the covers* Did you lock the front door?
When you close the refrigerator door, does the light always go off?
Did your letter get stuck, halfway down the mail slot?
Did you turn off the iron?
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Post by Phalon on Apr 25, 2007 22:04:48 GMT -6
LMAO, Siren. You know I do that is it/is it not thing with the iron. My new one turns off automatically after an hour.
What is really going to happen if I cut off this mattress tag?
Did I set the alarm? How many times can I snooze and still get up with enough time left to get ready? What'll happen if I just turn it off and go back to sleep?
What time is it?
Only two hours left to sleep.....what time is it now?
Why can't I fall back asleep?
Now? What time is it?
Did I set my alarm?
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Post by moonglum on Apr 27, 2007 14:50:48 GMT -6
Does Congolese Rice have an Uncle Ben?
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Post by Phalon on Apr 27, 2007 21:00:58 GMT -6
Does Mrs. Butterworth have an Aunt Jemina?
Does Betty Crocker have a Pillsbury Dough Boy....
...and would he be considered her sugar daddy?
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Post by Phalon on Apr 29, 2007 6:51:56 GMT -6
Why does grass grow better in my garden than it does in the lawn?
Sheesh, I've got a lot of weeding to do today.
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Post by Phalon on May 1, 2007 5:50:27 GMT -6
Some relevent life's big ponderings from that Guru of Wisdom, Larry the Cable Guy, (cringe).
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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Post by moonglum on Oct 12, 2007 13:33:57 GMT -6
Why is the Quick Start Manual thicker than the User Manual?
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Post by Siren on Oct 14, 2007 8:53:03 GMT -6
This one's a bit paranoid: do air fresheners like Febreeze really "neutralize the odors", or just temporarily deaden your sense of smell?
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Post by Phalon on Nov 6, 2007 0:06:13 GMT -6
Why are objects closer than they appear only on the right side, and not on the left or in the rearview?
No, really - I wanna know.
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Post by Mini Mia on Nov 6, 2007 14:52:34 GMT -6
I've always wondered that myself.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 6, 2007 22:58:23 GMT -6
Because the one on the right side is farther away from the driver so they have to compensate by making the mirror slightly convex.
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Post by Phalon on Nov 7, 2007 7:19:22 GMT -6
Ok, well, pfft. It doesn't work, does it? Why would I want an object, that object being a vehicle, to appear farther away than it is, when I'm going to change lanes and possibly cut that object off?
The inside of my vehicles are not that wide that the fact that I sit on the left warrants convex mirror compensation.
Of course, it's fun to play with on long drives: look to the left, right, left, right; how far is that police car behind me really?
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Post by moonglum on Nov 15, 2007 23:11:47 GMT -6
What if the Hokey Cokey is, what it's all about?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 15, 2007 23:21:40 GMT -6
Shouldn't that be "Hokey Pokey"?
And whatever happened to colored toilet paper? I seem to recall a grandma of mine having pink toilet paper at some point during my childhood....
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Post by Phalon on Nov 15, 2007 23:21:41 GMT -6
Is the Hokey Cokey similiar to the Hokey Pokey, only sung in a cockney accent?
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Post by moonglum on Nov 15, 2007 23:27:01 GMT -6
Morning/Evening Scrappy.
Yeah, just looked it up. It's the same song, just sung in a different accent and on a different continent.
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Post by moonglum on Nov 15, 2007 23:29:37 GMT -6
And whatever happened to colored toilet paper? I seem to recall a grandma of mine having pink toilet paper at some point during my childhood.... I remember pink toilet paper and yellow too! I think you can still get it over here. Which reminds me. Must get some new palm leaves!
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Post by Phalon on Nov 15, 2007 23:51:00 GMT -6
What, Scrappy...you didn't believe my why-there-isn't-colored-toilet-paper-anymore story? Pfft. After all the years, you'd think you'd have trust in me by now.
Have I ever led you astray....before this, I mean? Sniff.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 15, 2007 23:53:59 GMT -6
Have I ever led you astray....before this, I mean? Sniff. Um...yes.
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Post by Phalon on Nov 16, 2007 0:02:36 GMT -6
Uhm...when? Dates and times, please.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 16, 2007 7:11:01 GMT -6
Way too many to recount. You're only allowd 10,000 characters per page you know.
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Post by Phalon on Nov 16, 2007 23:15:20 GMT -6
Is it my fault you can not pass up a dare?
(that, btw, is not a question that keeps me awake at night)
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 17, 2007 7:10:19 GMT -6
(eye roll)
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