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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Aug 25, 2004 17:16:40 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things"........
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Post by Lizzbitt on Aug 25, 2004 21:52:55 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things"........But he has
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Sept 4, 2004 1:48:00 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has.........a good heart.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Sept 24, 2004 0:41:24 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has.........a good heart."
"Why do you..........
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Post by dixielandyankee on Sept 24, 2004 11:04:10 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you.......... always defend him?"
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Sept 25, 2004 14:42:34 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you.......... always defend him?"
"Because I think...........
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Post by dixielandyankee on Sept 25, 2004 15:23:19 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think...he's cute, secretly
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Sept 26, 2004 1:41:38 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think...he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down.......
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Post by dixielandyankee on Sept 28, 2004 11:24:14 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down....... in disgust and
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Sept 28, 2004 12:48:23 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably.........
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Post by dixielandyankee on Sept 29, 2004 4:35:38 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless...
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Sept 29, 2004 20:49:23 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
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Post by Freebird on Oct 2, 2004 1:03:35 GMT -6
Nothing, your hair...
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Post by Freebird on Oct 6, 2004 0:24:49 GMT -6
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Oct 6, 2004 1:38:07 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't.......
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Post by eirene on Oct 9, 2004 6:53:43 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water...
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Post by dixielandyankee on Oct 12, 2004 14:49:15 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have...
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Post by eirene on Oct 12, 2004 23:44:23 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and...
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Post by dixielandyankee on Oct 13, 2004 5:49:54 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make...
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Post by eirene on Oct 13, 2004 11:12:26 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for....
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Oct 13, 2004 21:24:05 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over.........
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Post by eirene on Oct 13, 2004 23:17:16 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang...
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Post by dixielandyankee on Oct 14, 2004 9:26:06 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang...on a second...
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Post by eirene on Oct 14, 2004 12:16:09 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by...
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Post by Freebird on Oct 16, 2004 11:42:08 GMT -6
the fireplace mantel
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Oct 16, 2004 12:11:07 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle......I want to.......
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Post by dixielandyankee on Oct 16, 2004 13:54:53 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra...
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Post by Freebird on Oct 16, 2004 18:49:05 GMT -6
So I can
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Post by Freebird on Oct 16, 2004 22:14:56 GMT -6
be more comfortable
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Post by eirene on Oct 17, 2004 12:17:11 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t....
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