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Post by Gabrielle On Nutbread on Jan 6, 2010 11:58:46 GMT -6
Callisto, in the episode named after her. Yes, Jon. I LOVE the funny quotes. "Uh-huh. And you... are drugged."
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Post by Awesome Aphrodite on Jan 13, 2010 19:13:07 GMT -6
Xena, to Gabrielle, in your favorite episode, Gabrielle: Altared States.
"...only heroes end up here. ...Dead heroes. Dead, NAKED heroes!"
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Post by EllieNeo on Jan 15, 2010 1:10:34 GMT -6
gabrielle, in the bitter suite.
"wait. wait... there's been some kind of mistake."
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Post by xenawp7706 on Jan 15, 2010 11:29:27 GMT -6
I can't remember
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Post by Gabrielle On Nutbread on Jan 15, 2010 12:06:01 GMT -6
Gabrielle, in Death in Chains.
"Feels pretty good. I wish I had some word in it, though. You know? It was like this in that vision."
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Post by xenawp7706 on Jan 15, 2010 13:00:34 GMT -6
Gabrielle in Beetween the Lines
Only a fool can risk his life, it takes a hero to risk his heart
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Post by Gabrielle On Nutbread on Jan 15, 2010 14:35:21 GMT -6
The quote is actually "Any fool can risk his life, it takes a hero to risk his heart." Xena, to Armon, in Animal Attraction.
"Choose the one drink you wouldn’t give your worst enemy, and-- give me a double. Thank you."
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Post by EllieNeo on Jan 16, 2010 16:47:53 GMT -6
autolycus, in the quest. "poison? xena, she is my CHILD!"
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Post by Awesome Aphrodite on Jan 16, 2010 18:01:26 GMT -6
Gabrielle, in Maternal Instincts.
"You know, you wouldn't be in here in the first place if you'd kept your hands off my tomatoes."
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Post by EllieNeo on Jan 23, 2010 1:01:08 GMT -6
hehe. gabrielle, in the black wolf.
"i can't help but admire your bravery. too bad i have to kill you."
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Post by Gabrielle On Nutbread on Jan 23, 2010 18:58:11 GMT -6
Talmadeus, in The Greater Good.
"Just sharpening our weapons. OK, fine-- but when she bites your head off in the middle of the night, don’t come running to me."
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Post by EllieNeo on Jan 24, 2010 0:55:27 GMT -6
heh, we JUST watched this after dinner, ya know. joxer, in girls just wanna have fun.
"shouldn't you be looking for a shallow grave somewhere?"
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Post by Awesome Aphrodite on Jan 24, 2010 14:58:49 GMT -6
Xena, in Death in Chains
"Hey, I never said that I was GOOD at it."
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Post by EllieNeo on Jan 24, 2010 21:36:49 GMT -6
perdicas, in return of callisto.
this is an obvious one, but i've been dying to use it somewhere cuz it's one of my favs.
"callisto. when xena... burned your family... did you see them on fire....? did you... did you SMELL their flesh... SIZZLING? you know what I[/i] think? you WANTED them to die, so you'd have a REASON to be a BITCH[/i]!"
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Post by Gabrielle On Nutbread on Jan 25, 2010 22:27:11 GMT -6
LOVE that line!! Gabrielle, in Fallen Angels.
"Are you suicidal?"
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Post by Awesome Aphrodite on Jan 26, 2010 0:56:21 GMT -6
Xena, in Warrior... Princess... Tramp.
"This was our only frying pan! Why do you DO this? You do have weapons, don't you!?"
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Post by xenawp7706 on Jan 26, 2010 3:34:03 GMT -6
Gabrielle in A day in the life
"You are like the lines of the Mendhi, separated, but forever connected"
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Post by EllieNeo on Jan 26, 2010 17:15:25 GMT -6
naiyima in between the lines.
"oh? well, somebody clearly got the job."
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Post by Gabrielle On Nutbread on Jan 26, 2010 20:38:21 GMT -6
Ares, to Xena, in Seeds of Faith. My favorite blatantly lesbian joke in the series, my second fav being Minya and her "I'm a thespian." "Wish I'd known you were looking for a father." "I'm not." "Oh? well somebody clearly got the job." "Yeah, Gabrielle." *AHEM!* K, enough of that. "...And you fell in? Any fish down there?"
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Post by EllieNeo on Jan 27, 2010 22:16:31 GMT -6
Ares, to Xena, in Seeds of Faith. My favorite blatantly lesbian joke in the series my fav one too gabs. , xena, in fins, femmes, and gems. "how'd you like to spend eternity in five pieces?"
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Post by Awesome Aphrodite on Jan 30, 2010 4:05:01 GMT -6
Xena, in A Necessary Evil.
"Why don't you just get outta here! I don't deserve this....! I didn't do anything...!!!"
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Post by Gabrielle On Nutbread on Jan 31, 2010 0:54:30 GMT -6
The tavern owner (did he have a name...??), in Gabrielle's Hope, right before a villager throws a rock through the window and the tavern gets set on fire.
"Come on, Gabrielle, you’ve been wanting to do this for ages. Just reach under this rock-- give it your best shot."
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Post by xenawp7706 on Jan 31, 2010 2:27:26 GMT -6
Xena in Altared States
"I would have paid to see that!"
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Post by Gabrielle On Nutbread on Jan 31, 2010 12:16:22 GMT -6
, that's the tail end of that quote from Seeds of Faith. Ares said it. "Talk is cheap... I have an expensive ear."
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Post by EllieNeo on Jan 31, 2010 20:29:48 GMT -6
autolycus in the royal couple of thieves.
"i know how hard it is to say you're sorry... especially to someone you love. gabrielle, when i hit you with my chakram...."
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Post by Gabrielle On Nutbread on Feb 3, 2010 1:05:05 GMT -6
Xena, in Coming Home.
"She is NOT a child! She is a vessel, an instrument for evil, that is ALL!"
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Post by EllieNeo on Feb 4, 2010 0:31:51 GMT -6
xena, maternal instincts.
"no, callisto. gabrielle hasn't dreamt anything since you killed perdicas."
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Post by Gabrielle On Nutbread on Feb 5, 2010 22:52:07 GMT -6
Xena, in Callisto's body. Intimate Stranger.
"If you’re innocent, why were you wearing a disguise?"
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Post by Awesome Aphrodite on Feb 12, 2010 2:19:19 GMT -6
Adar, in Vanishing Act.
"Goliath says hello."
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Post by EllieNeo on Feb 14, 2010 6:19:42 GMT -6
xena, in a day in the life.
"uh... very funny. fortunately, i have a brilliant sense of humor."
(yes, i know, i used this in the xena alphabet, too. but since i didn't say who said it, let's see if anyone knows.)
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