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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Sept 19, 2004 23:23:01 GMT -6
I'd rather spread some country crock.
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Post by Phalon on Sept 19, 2004 23:26:04 GMT -6
Mayo I suggest we mustard enough courage to travel to a different condiment?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Sept 19, 2004 23:30:50 GMT -6
I think we peanut butter pickle a differant subject oil together. I'm getting hungry.
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Post by eirene on Sept 19, 2004 23:41:54 GMT -6
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Post by Phalon on Sept 19, 2004 23:42:59 GMT -6
Well, Captain Xie, and Firsty Matey Scrappy....I do need to head off. Much swabbing to do in the morning. I hope I don't fall out of the crow's nest. Night. Arrrr.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Sept 19, 2004 23:44:08 GMT -6
Night Matey! I'll take first watch...hope it's a Rolex!
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Post by Xie on Sept 19, 2004 23:48:30 GMT -6
Aye this be you captain and I say you be doing time in the ol brig if that be my Rolex you be takin and if you take the second watch you be walking the plank if it be mine but if it be someones else's your apt to be my first mate lol
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Sept 19, 2004 23:51:06 GMT -6
How do you wear a Rolex when you've got a hook for a hand? I would rather walk the plank than take my captain's watch............just beware of those cookies I'm apt to bake. They are only half baked. Just like me!
Thanks for the sandwitches Eirene. Got any Chili to go with?
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Post by dixielandyankee on Sept 20, 2004 10:25:26 GMT -6
Rackham Sackem Rowboats eh...sounds like an enterprise to me! ;D If Xie's the Captain and Scrappy's First Mate what can I be...the crew wench?  dixie |
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Sept 20, 2004 11:44:43 GMT -6
A wench it is then. Better than a wrench..................that one could be painful.
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Tegal
Whooshite Apprentice
--(SW) Shadow Warriors-- "My honor is my life without it I am nothing..."
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Post by Tegal on Sept 20, 2004 18:46:07 GMT -6
Your pirate name is:
Dread Pirate Vane
Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!
I did one like this another time too, got another name then, can't remember it though.
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Post by dixielandyankee on Sept 21, 2004 8:22:05 GMT -6
Wrench might be more appropriate, considering how much time I actually spend with one in my hand!  I could be up for some bodice-ripping adventures though...  dixie |
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Sept 21, 2004 12:40:17 GMT -6
Let me pull on my knee high boots and strap on my sword and we'll find some mayhem to cause! And by the way, are you ripping your own bodice or is someone helping?  |
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Post by Phalon on Sept 21, 2004 22:22:23 GMT -6
Wrench Dixie, the bodice ripping make produce painful results - eyes popping out of sockets, bolting for the door, screwdrivering off the road and such. Lots of mayhem.
Oh, screw these puns. Just plier me with alcohol 'til I'm hammered. I must be nuts.
I think I just nailed it on the head.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Sept 22, 2004 2:44:15 GMT -6
Wood rather saw off my own leg than change tacks in mid stream. What happened to our day of mayhem? Guess you dust have knotted tied up? Oh well, maybe next time. Night all!
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Post by cesario21 on Sept 22, 2004 19:03:32 GMT -6
Ahoy there me'hearties! This be Captain Bess Flint and she be wanting to board ye.  Here be what yon oracle told of me character, arrr... "Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr" Shiver me timbers, yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum  , ...now, where did I put me trusty Jolly Roger???  Arr! Cap'n Bess |
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Post by Xie on Sept 22, 2004 22:33:11 GMT -6
Yar best be putting your jolly roger elsewhere matey- thar be only one captain on this here ship-Arr
Perhaps if you be offering a good bottle of Rum and a few gold pieces I might let you board- for a piece of eight I might not even make ya walk the plank.
Perhaps we can make good use of ya- how are you with heights- we be needing some one to take second watch up in the crows nest- be ye willing?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Sept 23, 2004 0:57:05 GMT -6
I already took that watch......it was a Timex.
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Post by dixielandyankee on Sept 23, 2004 9:22:37 GMT -6
Do I spy a fight about to ensue between Capt'n Bess of the Flints and Capt'n Rackham?? Go Xie...  (sorry Ces...  )...you better buckle your swash otherwise we could all end up swabbing the decks under the evil rule of Captain Flint and Rackham Sackem Rowboats will be no more...  Incidentally Scrappy, I am currently being forced to rip my own bodice as the offers don't seem to be flooding in...woe is me...   There was a reason I wanted to be the crew wench y'know... dixie |
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Sept 23, 2004 9:33:29 GMT -6
Dixie - the next time we stop at port we can get you a cute little something at the local tavern. What do you think? Blonde? Brunnette?
Go captain XIE! I'm rooting for you.............
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Post by dixielandyankee on Sept 23, 2004 10:21:04 GMT -6
Ooh, sounds like a plan...I've known some lovely specimens of both blonde and brunette but I have to say I'm partial to a dark-haired lovely...where do you think my Lucy Lawless fascination came from! ;D
dixie
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Post by eirene on Sept 23, 2004 15:00:24 GMT -6
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Post by cesario21 on Sept 23, 2004 16:55:46 GMT -6
Arr Cap'n Rackham, I think I be willing t'offer you and your crew a whole boat load of the finest rum in these here parts and several chests full o'pieces of eight, in return for merging the Flints and the Rackhams, all friendly like. How does that sound to ye matey? And me head for heights is bloody good too, arr! Cap'n Bess o'the Flints PS...that be a mighty fine wench ye have there by the way... heh. |
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Sept 23, 2004 19:31:09 GMT -6
I don't know.............two captains? And one who apparently likes to flirt with the crew? Could be trouble Captain Xie, but I'm willing to try if you are. What say ye? Besides I really don't like heights. Hey, check this out by the way........  Pirate Study Lessons for Younguns and not-so-Younguns Modern Piracy www.noquartergiven.net/ports.htm#Buccaneers%20of%20OldEirene- I'm thinking Port Royale. It had a nice little fort and a great tavern. What do you think?  |
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Post by dixielandyankee on Sept 24, 2004 10:54:16 GMT -6
Goddess, those little smileys are sooooo cute!  where did they come from Scrappy? Sadly, Capt'n Bess knows me of old  ...thanks for promoting me as a 'fine wench' though babe...any publicity is good publicity...  dixie |
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Post by eirene on Sept 24, 2004 12:18:25 GMT -6
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Sept 24, 2004 13:07:02 GMT -6
I found those smilies on a site that Le linked up for me. Really cool huh? There was another one with a guy in a captains hat but he was getting flppied off but I figured it would get someone in trouble so skipped it.
Eirene- Whay kind of combat are looking for? We could probably arrange a right nice bar brawl..................what do you think ladies?
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Post by dixielandyankee on Sept 24, 2004 14:00:23 GMT -6
Fight, fight, fight!  dixie |
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Post by eirene on Sept 24, 2004 18:02:30 GMT -6
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Post by Xie on Sept 25, 2004 0:01:38 GMT -6
Arr mateys looks like there be rough seas ahead for me in the next couple of days- there be a nasty old cane heading for the isles and the Florida East Coast - dont be fretting if ya dont see me for a bit- Ive just had to batten down the hatches for a few days.
So set the sails and sail us for a safe port ,- ya'll are on liberty for a few days- anyone know of a tavern that is brimming over hearty rum served by buxom serving wenches or serving lads (if that be yar pleasure.)?
Go partake of all the pleasures that the landlubbers can offer us - eat drink and be merry !!
After Ive rode out this awful storm I shall reurn for you and I myself will join you in a few night s of debauchery and fun .
After, I shall consider the request of our alternative captain perhaps if the rum is powerful and the company be good there may be room for a second mate- maybe - if not the sharks may be getting a tasty morsel.
I'll be seeing you mateys -
Capn
XIE
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where did they come from Scrappy?