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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Sept 28, 2004 20:07:45 GMT -6
*a small group gathers to watch Scrappy nail a scroll to the local community board in front of Z’s Seven Seas Tavern & Inn*
P.S. Did I mention the free rum?
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Post by Trix on Sept 28, 2004 23:19:17 GMT -6
*picks her teeth with a frayed chicken bone as she reads the posted bulletin*
Mrreeh....
Whut 'bout benefits? Izzer a retirement plan? Fur-Oh-One Kay?
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Post by Phalon on Sept 28, 2004 23:31:22 GMT -6
I thought you be the "Oh Furry One."
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Sept 29, 2004 0:28:01 GMT -6
Benefits? Well other than daily adventure, shipmates who would cross the bermuda tringle and back for ya, you get a cask of rum a week and a percentage of any loot and/or treasure we find, steal, capture or otherwise aquire. That enough benefit for ye? Ye in or what? What do you have to offer?
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Xenorama
Whooshite Apprentice
"Spider-string!"
Posts: 118
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Post by Xenorama on Sept 29, 2004 1:02:46 GMT -6
be careful, the Phantom still is around to smash pirates- one never knows where the GhostWho Walks will show up...
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Post by Trix on Sept 29, 2004 5:50:49 GMT -6
Benefits? Well other than daily adventure, shipmates who would cross the bermuda tringle and back for ya, you get a cask of rum a week and a percentage of any loot and/or treasure we find, steal, capture or otherwise aquire. That enough benefit for ye? Ye in or what? What do you have to offer? *noddles enthusiatically* Ooook. Yar. Nice enrollment package. Umma... what have I do offer... hrrrmm... RRrrrrmm.. ruuhhhrrm. *goes through pockets and gets bits of lint stuck under her claws.* Lesseee... Urr. Oh! *offers up two gummies that have since melded into a single cherry-lime globule* Oh.. no wait. Tha's fer later. Hold on, gimme a sec. *sits down to pull off scruffy hiking boots. Turns one upside down and shakes it till something falls out* Hyarrr! Thar 'tis! My piece of lucky moon-stone! Yee! See, now: If'n I have this'eer stone on me I am bound to 'ave amazin' luck. And if'n I'm wiff th' crew, then they's get amazin luck too, see!? I'm indispersable -thass what I am. Yar. *nods-nods-nods* ya-huh. Oh yas. I c'n drink like -wull, like alots. And I c'n sing. Real loud. And.. um.. I c'n smell fear. Ya. See... I can tell yer a little afraid, right now- but tha's okay. I get that alot. And.. um.. well, when in doubt I scallywag it. I have a degree in Rapscallion and minored in Raggamuffin. My masters thesis was on 'The Scoundrelization of Rogue Society and it's effects on Modern Post Industrial Impressionist Sequential Art Media'
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Sept 29, 2004 20:40:54 GMT -6
Well Trix it would seem that your qualifications more than meet our very low standards. Congratulations on becoming our newest Pirate. Welcome! Report to Captain Xie for your assignmet. Toot Sweet!
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Post by chackattack81 on Oct 4, 2004 11:54:58 GMT -6
Ahoy thar MATEYS!!!!!!! I was told to report here and list my qualities for I'm sure they will be of use to you.... I am chackattack81...but all my mates call me Bob...don't know why...they just do. I'm a modest li'l lady so I'll let you judge my talents for yourself ..but I will say that if all my mates wanna have a good slug of rum or a good old fashoined brawl...I'm always ready and willing as the designated sailor..(I'm a firm believer in NOT drinkin' and sailin') ...and I'm quite good for a song too, so me and Trix could duet on especially crowded food fightin' nights. Although I'm a strong wee lass, my stature is a li'l on the small side (good things come in small packages!)... that being said I am quite handy to pop into your pocket and take out when needed for any extra bodice ripping that may occur. Also I am quite skilled in the art of elastic band pinging! (sends elastic band flying round room THWACKING and PINGING off several items of furniture before landing square in a pint of cider) I hope my application appeals to all you LURVLY pirate peeps.... BATTLE ON ME MATEYS!!!!! Steady sailing Cap'n Xie!
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Oct 4, 2004 12:27:50 GMT -6
Welocome aboard Bob! We acan always use a sailor with as many skills as you seem to have! The elastic band popping will be good for putting out the eyes of our enemy at close range. And I'm sure Dixie will appreciate the bodice ripping skills. Report to Z's Seven Seas Tavern for you duty assignment! ARRRGGGG!
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Post by Joxcenia on Oct 8, 2004 1:47:41 GMT -6
Ya know... you pirates could start a scroll here on this board... What would make a good title?
- Whoosh Ahoy!
- The Pirates Of Whoosh Island: The Curse of the Seven Seas
- I Whoosh To Be A Pirate
- Pirates Whoosh To Sail The Seven Seas
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Soturiprinsessa
Whooshite Candidate
Maria the Warrior Princess X)
Posts: 73
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Post by Soturiprinsessa on Oct 9, 2004 8:04:59 GMT -6
^^ lolness!
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Oct 9, 2004 20:26:49 GMT -6
I think a story thread would be a good idea.......mybe after the Haloweenie one. Soturiprinsessa-wow! can I call you Sot? ok maybe not bad connotations.
*slips into pirate mode* Would ya be wantin to join our hearty band? All applications accepted.....but don't tell the rest of the crew.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Oct 26, 2004 1:58:01 GMT -6
Just thought I'd bring this back to the top and see if there were anymore takers............ C'mon lot's o loot and pie throwing and naked swimming!
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Post by Freebird on Oct 26, 2004 2:36:27 GMT -6
Naked swimming? Sounds like fun, cold but fun.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Oct 26, 2004 2:38:37 GMT -6
Arrggg! We are currently in Cypress, the water is right nice. You in? Post your Pirate qualifications here!
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Post by dixielandyankee on Oct 26, 2004 15:07:57 GMT -6
Ooh, pirate scroll...great idea Lets see...good titles... Whoosh You Were Here! Whoosh of the Caribbean: The Curse of Captain Xie erm... Yo Ho Ho And A Bottle Of Whoosh!... I like that last one... ;D
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Oct 27, 2004 1:17:05 GMT -6
Dixie I like the last one too..........but can we wait until the house of Whoosher thing is done? I'm spread a little thin right now? Running in circles is a little tiring.
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Post by dixielandyankee on Oct 27, 2004 4:14:34 GMT -6
Oh...for sure I couldn't handle writing in another story as well right now, I'd fall behind I think!
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 2, 2004 19:07:28 GMT -6
Hmm........if you fell behind I'm sure we'd turn the boat around and come back for you. No problem.
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Post by Becka on Nov 3, 2004 1:00:27 GMT -6
Ahoy Mateys This here is Becka. You want qualifications I've got qualifications. I can push a mop better than any pirate in these here seas. I'd be great at mopping all the rum spilt when we are having a great time on the high seas!
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 3, 2004 1:09:13 GMT -6
Anyone who can swab the deck is fine by me! Saves me having to do it next time I get caught throwing pies! Plus I'm pretty partial to family! Just don't tell mom I been runin around naked....... Report to Captain Xie at Z's seven seas tavern for your ship assignment! Welcome aboard!
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Post by dixielandyankee on Nov 5, 2004 8:31:05 GMT -6
Welcome Becka...you won't need to push the mop...anyone caught in the act of spilling rum will be thrown overboard for committing an act of sacriledge... ;D
Incidentally Scrappy...I love that little smiley...the one with the frog...how cute!! ;D
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Ann Thrax
Whooshite Apprentice
Go horsey!!!
Posts: 117
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Post by Ann Thrax on Nov 5, 2004 20:15:51 GMT -6
Ahoy there! Ann Thrax here requesting permission to board ship and join the motley crew In return I shall endeavour to provide mirth and entertainment for my fellow shipmates in the form of uncanny vocal impersonations...for example... *clears throat*..."So you're saying that today is actually yesterday for you, but for us today is today because we can't remember that yesterday was today, right?" *stands back to take a bow* ...see? it was just like being in the room with Gabrielle, wasn't it? ;D I also provide musical accompaniment to Chack's elastic band in the form of tin cup and spoon (our rendition of Bach's Toccata in D minor is an aural delight not to be missed ) Ann (off to practice Puccini's "Addio...D'onde lieta usci" in the style of Marge Simpson...whilst ripping a couple of bodices of course ;D)
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Post by chackattack81 on Nov 5, 2004 20:41:29 GMT -6
*pokes head round corner* Where'd Gabby go?!?!?! Oh it's you Ann my lovely.... YE GADS WHAT A TALANT! ;D
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 5, 2004 22:50:34 GMT -6
EXCELLANT! *jumps up and begins chearing wildly clapping hands*
I don't see how we could possibly do wothout your talents! Welcome aboard! Report to the tavern for your assignment. Incidentally.....I think you might want to discuss bodice ripping duties with Dixie....I think she has dibs. ;D
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Post by dixielandyankee on Nov 6, 2004 18:41:00 GMT -6
Did someone say 'boddice-ripping'? Now that's my area! ...Welcome aboard Ann...come join us in the food fight that I think is about to ensue over on the ship..
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 30, 2004 10:19:38 GMT -6
Still looking for new recruits!
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Post by Phalon on Nov 30, 2004 10:24:52 GMT -6
Scrappy, I have to jump in and ask if you are planning today to post in every thread on this board?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 30, 2004 10:31:24 GMT -6
MWAHAHAHAHAH! Catch me if you can! Want some cookies?
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Post by Phalon on Nov 30, 2004 10:37:56 GMT -6
HA! I am wise to your cookies. Pfft. Go peddle them on some other unsuspecting soul.
Hhmmm....who's left?
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