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Post by ilb on Dec 18, 2004 18:10:10 GMT -6
hey phalon... thanx for the choc....
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Dec 18, 2004 18:20:35 GMT -6
*runs in flailing arms wildly* OMG OMG OMG WERE BACK!!!! *trips over bar stool and goes sliding across polished wooden floor*
UMPH! Uh hi!
Thanks for the goodies Phalon. I promise no chocolate shall be flung by me. But the licorice stuff is fair game.
INCOMING!!!
*hits ILB right in the eye with a black licorice whip.....* HEHEHE that's what you get for standing around.
Edited to switch /size to /font ~~Joxcee~~
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Post by ilb on Dec 18, 2004 18:30:18 GMT -6
hey scrappy... that stuff hurts!!!! *takes all the licorice and quickly ties the ends together... makes a lasso and lassoes scrappy...throws the other end over the cieling fan and hoists srappy up...leaving her dangling in the air* now...more choc for me!!!!
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Dec 18, 2004 18:31:54 GMT -6
NOT FAIR!!!
I hate this stuff and now I'm gonna have to chew myself free!!!
EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
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Post by ilb on Dec 18, 2004 18:33:39 GMT -6
u chew thru that nasty stuff and u deserve to b free
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Dec 18, 2004 18:40:14 GMT -6
*gnaw, gnaw, spit, gnaw* You are definately going to pay for this one.
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Post by chackattack81 on Dec 18, 2004 20:53:14 GMT -6
*strolls in and sits at the bar* Hey Scrappy....you wanna hang with me? *ducks to avoid flying piece of licorice*
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Dec 18, 2004 20:58:33 GMT -6
*gnaw, gnaw, spit, chew, slobber* Uh huh.....very funny. When I get out of this you're next. Right after ILB of course........*gnaw*
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Post by Phalon on Dec 18, 2004 21:51:21 GMT -6
Scrappy, you're supposed to swing from the chandelier, not tie yourself up in it. Sheesh...am I going have to send Little Xena in to teach you how it's properly done?
Oh, and does it feel a bit stuffy in here to you all? Maybe we need to turn on the fan to get the air moving.
<flips the switch>
Whiiirrrr
<looks up at the ceiling in awe.>
Wow, I've never seen anyone spin like that. Dang, Scrappy, what moves. And I thought you said you didn't dance?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Dec 18, 2004 22:19:35 GMT -6
WHAT.......(swish).........THE.......(swish).........PHA..........(swish)........LON!!!!
YOU...........(swish).........'RE.....(swish).......NUMBER.........(swish).......THREE!!!!!!
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Post by eirene on Dec 19, 2004 3:53:33 GMT -6
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Post by Phalon on Dec 19, 2004 7:48:10 GMT -6
<coffee cup in hand, she pulls up a chair next to Eirene, and they both watch the swirling mass of Scrappy and red licorace tangles, mesmerized by the continuous spinning motion>
That kind of reminds me of that old Nine Inch Nails video. Scary, huh?
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Post by eirene on Dec 19, 2004 8:38:26 GMT -6
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Post by xengab on Dec 19, 2004 9:01:36 GMT -6
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Post by eirene on Dec 19, 2004 9:23:33 GMT -6
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Post by ilb on Dec 19, 2004 9:56:28 GMT -6
*strolls in...sees phalon,xengab.and eirene sitting around staring up...glances up and sees scrappy dangling by a tiny thread of licorice* u still up there scrappy? how terrible for u!
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Post by chackattack81 on Dec 19, 2004 11:09:21 GMT -6
*pops head round corner a strong feeling of guilt washes over , she whispers...* Ok Scrappy....this is for you mate. *loads her trusty rubberband with a tiny spin blade and fires it at the licorice holding Scrappy by the ankles. A thud is heard as the captive falls onto a strategicaly placed bag of flour* Sorry ladies!!!!!!!!!! *runs like lightning out of the bar*
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Post by xengab on Dec 19, 2004 11:18:37 GMT -6
I'm out of here.
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Post by eirene on Dec 19, 2004 11:27:55 GMT -6
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Post by Phalon on Dec 19, 2004 17:09:40 GMT -6
WHUMPH! *Poof*
<a cloud of white billows up from the floor, covering everything in the room in a thin layer of white. The dust settles, and up from the middle of it rises a being....moaning and groaning, and swaying as if it hasn't walked on this earth in quite some time.>
Huh? I must have fallen asleep. What the heck.....
ACK!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
<She runs from the room as if she's just seen a ghost>
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Dec 19, 2004 18:15:45 GMT -6
*scrappy rises off the floor watching the last of her cowardly shipmates run from the Tavern* Just wait ladies. This isn't over yet! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
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Post by chackattack81 on Dec 19, 2004 18:26:46 GMT -6
*Steps into the tavern arms raised defensively*
Now Scrappy...I'm sure whoever done this to you never meant any true harm...just funnin' that's all...
*approaches her wild eyed shipmate with care*
I apologise for my earlier remark and I'm sure the other ladies are sorry too....
*dusts flour from Scrappy's face...revealing a fierce scowl*
If it'll make you feel better Scrappy....
*hands her a cream pie*
...take it out on me....
*steps back in readiness*
...no one else needs to get hurt...
*arms open awaiting creamy impact*
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Dec 19, 2004 18:36:13 GMT -6
Howdy Chack.....I'm fine really......(evil grin).....care to have a seat? Can I buy you a drink? ;D
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Post by chackattack81 on Dec 19, 2004 18:40:58 GMT -6
*eyes her suspiciously then grins right back*
Sure Scrappy...but let me buy...what you havin mate?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Dec 19, 2004 18:44:51 GMT -6
I think I'll just stick with water for now. *reaches over bar and grabs the water nozzle....aims....fires and sprays Chack right in the face* You got off light cause you cut me loose. But the others.......MWAHAHAHA!!!!! *cough* Ok... I'll have a Jack and Pepsi. How are you? You look a little wet. Is it raining outside? *snort, guffaw*
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Post by chackattack81 on Dec 19, 2004 18:49:59 GMT -6
*spits water out her mouth and stares through her dark drenched locks* Yup....rainin....REAAAAAAAAL stormy.... *squelches behind the bar, leather trousers creekin'* Jack and Pepsi Scrappy...I'm all of a sudden quite refreshed...guess I deserved it...
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Dec 19, 2004 18:53:34 GMT -6
Such a good sport.....*claps Chack on the back* Remind me to bring you a whole box of shiny new rubber bands for Christmas. I might even throw in some butterscotch pudding for Ann Thrax.
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Post by chackattack81 on Dec 19, 2004 18:56:27 GMT -6
*eyes light up* Aw Scrappy...That's FAB...Ann'll love that and new shiny BANDS!!!!!! That's worth sittin' around in wet leather for! ...hmmmm...that sounded slightly kinky...errrr...*cough* ;D Got anythin planned for this season to be jolly?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Dec 19, 2004 19:18:09 GMT -6
The usual......pillaging the tree, raping the roast beast. Still trying to catch the spirit. Been a little down lately.
How about you?
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Post by chackattack81 on Dec 19, 2004 19:20:33 GMT -6
Dinner with the family then my girl and her babies come up after Christmas... What's on your mind mate?
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