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Post by Xie on Oct 15, 2004 23:22:05 GMT -6
Arr Walking the plank may be too good for em I say we make him wash out the chum buckets as his punishment for telling such a disparaging joke against pirates!
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Post by Joxcenia on Oct 15, 2004 23:56:04 GMT -6
I'm afraid left to my devices the job titles would be more like The Love Boat then a pirate ship- course who knows before its all over it could be both lol.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Oct 16, 2004 1:58:31 GMT -6
Are you sure you want ME to be in charge of yur pay? Hmmmmm......... Think I'll give myself a raise........... One for me.............one for you................two for me ............... one for you............three for me............ Hope no one's watching. Phalon that was a truely bad joke...............here's another: A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch. The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies, "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off." "Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"? "Well", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off." "Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch"? "A seagull dropping fell into my eye," replied the pirate. "You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?," the sailor asked incredulously. "Well," said the pirate, "it was my first day with my hook" Or how about this: Q. Why couldn't the pirate play cards? A. Because he was sitting on the deck! Hello? Hello? Is this thing on? *taps the end of her mop handle* Ok you can stop groaning everyone. I don't want to swab the deck again so I'll stop now. Anyone know if we made it to Cypress yet? There's a nice little pub there with the best shepards pie! Can't wait. Hope I'm hungry by then. Xengab's fried chicken has me stuffed to the gills!
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Post by chackattack81 on Oct 16, 2004 7:28:13 GMT -6
Heeellllllooooooooo Maaaaaateys! ;D
And a good morn to you all...here's a real bad joke to start your day...
A Pirate walks into a bar and says...."OUCH!" ;D
Get it?!...OUch!...he he...erm...you know...a bar...like made of metal...ya know....not an actual...drinkin' bar...k...i'll be off then...
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Post by eirene on Oct 16, 2004 8:01:09 GMT -6
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Post by xengab on Oct 16, 2004 8:04:41 GMT -6
The jokes are getting really bad,you must all be getting bored.You need more to do,so I have lots of washing up in the galley to do.Looking for volunteers!! xengab
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Post by dixielandyankee on Oct 16, 2004 8:18:36 GMT -6
<runs screaming from the washing up> Hi y'all...did I hear someone say I was in charge of the crew Avast ye scurvy scum! I want to see you all in the galley helping xengab with the washing up or else swabbing the decks, can I get a tune on the elastic band for accompaniment?
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Post by eirene on Oct 16, 2004 9:00:47 GMT -6
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Post by chackattack81 on Oct 16, 2004 9:51:33 GMT -6
Oh aye Dixie sorry for the delay... *pings "Shake Rattle and Roll"* woo...get on down you cool cats! *starts buffing the galley floor, jiving with dusters on her feet...*
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Oct 16, 2004 11:03:24 GMT -6
Hey! Who put the wench in charge! Well at least she's entertaining.......... ;D
Eirene- where did you get that smilie? Think we could get Le to add it?
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Post by dixielandyankee on Oct 16, 2004 13:42:12 GMT -6
Hey <points at Scrappy> that's Ms Wench to you The boat smilie is cool Eirene...and so is Chef xengab's little dancing whatsit...awww!
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Post by xengab on Oct 16, 2004 14:33:02 GMT -6
Wow,you have all done a mighty fine job cleaning my galley,I can see my face in the cooking pots.(Not sure if that is a good thing or not.) Just happen to have a batch of doughnuts for my shipmates and as a thank you. My little smilie also came from Eirene. xengab
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Oct 17, 2004 0:43:39 GMT -6
Hey watch it with that whip WENCH! I might just like it.......HEHEHE
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Post by dixielandyankee on Oct 17, 2004 1:14:05 GMT -6
In that case Scrappy!
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Oct 17, 2004 1:38:34 GMT -6
HAHAHA! You are too funny! ;D
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Post by xengab on Oct 17, 2004 7:22:58 GMT -6
Hi Scrappy and Dixie,you two are sooooooooo bad,but I like it.Do you need feeding,to keep your strength up? Ship ahoy xengab
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Post by Phalon on Oct 17, 2004 7:43:09 GMT -6
Mornin' ta ya all. Feeding? Did someone mention feeding? Aye, it be Xengab, lookin' mighty sprite this fine day. Watcha' got cookin, matey? I be workin' up quite the appetite doing all this pirating.
Loved the jokes, and I be thinkin' I should be mentionin' them to Hubs. Just the punishment for telling the first rotten one.
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Post by xengab on Oct 17, 2004 8:04:13 GMT -6
Morning Phalon!The sea air is doing me mighty good. Since we are the only ones here,you can pick what you like for your breakfast.How about some coffee to start with? xengab
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Post by dixielandyankee on Oct 17, 2004 10:29:24 GMT -6
Lord, I need some too! I was working until silly 'o clock this morning and I'm barely functioning How are ye today mateys...I've got a mission for you all if Capt'n Xie will consent to give me some of her finest sword wielding crew members I've got a problem with a real sea slug who needs running through! I'm just calling him 'work jerk' right now and I'm looking for sympathy from my fellow sea dogs! Bah! I'm glad its me day off...
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Post by chackattack81 on Oct 17, 2004 11:42:31 GMT -6
Hey Dixie...If you need him prepared I know some nifty moves with my trusty elastic here, designed to make sea slugs suffer... So if ya need me...just yell K matey's I'm feelin' quite refreshed today, so if any of you need my services..please...don't hesitate to ask the Cap'n if it's all right ;D
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Post by xengab on Oct 17, 2004 12:54:32 GMT -6
Oh no!!! I hate slugs,give it a good one from me and I am not coming out of my galley until you have dealt with the horror. Has it gone yet? xengab
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Post by eirene on Oct 17, 2004 13:09:31 GMT -6
Ahoi shipmateys! If you like the boat smilie, then beg Les. Maybe she load it up for you... ;D OMG!! Awwwww! A seamonster attacks us! [hotlinking not allowed]smiliesdotcom/games/lufia/lufia2mon/lucarp.gif[/IMG] FIGHT THEM!!! Scrappy, our [hotlinking not allowed]smiliesdotcom/games/lufia/lufia2mon/lutreas.gif[/IMG] is open, someone has stolen us! In Poseidons name! First that monster and then that! After such a day, i bring my own pipers on deck! [hotlinking not allowed]smiliesdotcom/games/ff/ffIX/eiko9.gif[/IMG] Let´s have some fun!
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Post by dixielandyankee on Oct 17, 2004 16:14:25 GMT -6
You can come out xengab, I've liberally sprinkled the deck with salt so hopefully the sea slug will shrivel up and we can twang him overboard with the help of chack's elastic band! Aargh! I think I'm ready for a drink right now, yo ho ho...and can I get a bottle of rum?
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Post by eirene on Oct 17, 2004 23:24:09 GMT -6
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Post by Xie on Oct 18, 2004 0:48:45 GMT -6
Arr the Battling Boston Red Sox have finally won a game against the Yucky Yankees - Rum all around !!!! I heard ya have a slug problem feel free to handle it as you see fit long as it doesnt interfere with ya work or your shipmates go have at it. As for suggestions I am a fair minded Captain I listen ,not to say I couldn't be convinced cajoled or possibly bribed to change my mind or even act.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Oct 18, 2004 2:00:16 GMT -6
AYE! Dixie, one look at us here fine pirate women and the slug will surely "shrivel" without need of salt! Course if yur lookin for a real slice and dice, point me in the right direction and I'll carve him up! As I do own my own authentic scottish claughmore you know. Darn thing is almost 6 feet long! Ah.....breakfast. I'm requestin waffles! With rasberry syrup! Please? Or what ever yur cookin will be fine! Thanks!
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Post by eirene on Oct 18, 2004 13:24:24 GMT -6
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Post by xengab on Oct 18, 2004 14:31:18 GMT -6
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Post by eirene on Oct 18, 2004 23:38:58 GMT -6
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Post by chackattack81 on Oct 19, 2004 6:01:45 GMT -6
Cyprus!? Awright!!!!!!!!!!!!
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