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Post by guru on Jan 15, 2005 8:54:37 GMT -6
Hot Dog was the name of Jughead's big white sheepdog in the Archie comics.
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Post by Phalon on Jan 15, 2005 9:06:43 GMT -6
Women sometimes get fallen archies from wearing too high a heel.
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Post by guru on Jan 15, 2005 9:14:48 GMT -6
A child was instructed to use the words defeat, defense and detail in a sentence. Here it is:
"De feet of de cat go over de fence before de tail!"
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Jan 15, 2005 9:33:55 GMT -6
Are you telling tall tails here...? Would figure Our Mystery Boy would try to lead us down the garden path....
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Post by eirene on Jan 15, 2005 10:05:50 GMT -6
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Post by Phalon on Jan 15, 2005 16:42:28 GMT -6
'Carry on my wayward son. There'll be peace when you are done. Lay your weary head to rest. Don't you cry no more." Kansas
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Post by eirene on Jan 15, 2005 16:50:29 GMT -6
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Post by xengab on Jan 15, 2005 17:04:23 GMT -6
march
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Post by eirene on Jan 15, 2005 17:09:12 GMT -6
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Post by xengab on Jan 15, 2005 17:16:07 GMT -6
troops
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Post by eirene on Jan 15, 2005 17:19:35 GMT -6
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Post by xengab on Jan 15, 2005 17:30:10 GMT -6
peace
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Post by eirene on Jan 15, 2005 17:34:32 GMT -6
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Jan 15, 2005 22:35:01 GMT -6
"No vision and you perish; No Ideal, and you're lost; Your heart must ever cherish Some faith at any cost. Some hope, some dream to cling to, Some rainbow in the sky, Some melody to sing to, Some service that is high." -- Harriet Du Autermont
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Post by Phalon on Jan 15, 2005 22:43:33 GMT -6
'Sing a song of sixpence, a pocket full of rye.' I'm still going without my book of quotes. Can you tell?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Jan 15, 2005 23:29:07 GMT -6
What the heck am I supposed to do with that? How much is sixpence anyway? Can't you at least convert for us Americans?
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Post by guru on Jan 15, 2005 23:42:01 GMT -6
Sometimes change is for the better ... as in summer when you can drive with the top down.
convertible
(btw, how much change is sixpence?)
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Jan 15, 2005 23:44:20 GMT -6
And who's top would you be driving around with it down?
Wow is it just me or is that sentance really off?
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Post by Phalon on Jan 15, 2005 23:54:44 GMT -6
Yeah, that's just way off, Scrappy. "Who's top would be down while you were driving?", might be better, or "Who would be on top while you were driving down?", I think maybe. Huh?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Jan 16, 2005 0:02:07 GMT -6
Syntax huh? Ok I'll take your word for it. As for who would be on top? Do you really want to go there again? I did threaten to tell you about the golf pro.....
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Post by guru on Jan 16, 2005 0:06:25 GMT -6
The local legislature has been threatening to charge a sin tax. I told them, "Why charge? I'll pay cash!"
HA! HA!! That's a good one! Tha't really funn...
Hello? Anybody there?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Jan 16, 2005 0:10:11 GMT -6
yeah and if your puns don't get any better we might threaten to leave you....
Guru? Sin Tax? Oh man......ok I'm begining to think this whole thing shows a decided lapse in judgement...maybe I'll go hang around another board and irritate a less crazy group of people.....lol
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Post by Phalon on Jan 16, 2005 0:15:43 GMT -6
BOLL, actually, I was thinking the same thing. Syntax on beer and liquor, and along with the deposit, I think a six-pack is up to, what...like $126.95? I find that highly irritating...and a gross exaggeration.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Jan 16, 2005 0:39:49 GMT -6
Ex-aggregate? Is'nt that some kind of little tiny rocks? Have you got rocks in your head? Who would pay that for beer? Who would pay anything for beer.
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Post by Phalon on Jan 16, 2005 0:46:47 GMT -6
Pay for beer? Budweiser would, of Coors, because he knows he'd go to jail for shiplifting if he didn't, although his brother, Budmiser, would just hoard his pennies, saving for a Ranier day.
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Post by guru on Jan 16, 2005 1:44:52 GMT -6
"The tightwad pays, the miser loses, The least ashamed of men goes back if he chooses. He knows both ways - he starts again." --Lao Tzu
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Jan 16, 2005 2:06:30 GMT -6
Let's see....tightwad...tight wad...... tight....... wad...... hmmmm .. Guru? Are you trying to throw off our efforts at behaving ourselves?
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Post by Phalon on Jan 16, 2005 2:21:01 GMT -6
Scrappy, have you ever behaved yourself? Come off it, you coach potato, laying about all day up to no good.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Jan 16, 2005 2:26:08 GMT -6
It's been quite a while since I've been a coach potato....but you can bet your a......butt that if I got the chance I'd definately be up to no good.....or he would....
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Post by Phalon on Jan 16, 2005 2:44:26 GMT -6
Chances are you would, I'd bet, and wouldn't take it laying down either. Last one standing.
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