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Post by fallenangel on Oct 1, 2006 8:24:53 GMT -6
G: “She’s so beautiful-- Look how her hair shines.”
X: “Well, they sure brush it enough.”
G: “Wait till you see Argo’s TAIL. What was it like being her?”
WARRIOR...PRINCESS
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Post by fallenangel on Oct 2, 2006 9:24:49 GMT -6
X: "How about it, Ares? You don't want second-best to rule your empire. If you have to BAIL him out now, he's just not the right one."
THE DIRTY HALF DOZEN
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Post by mabd on Oct 2, 2006 14:34:01 GMT -6
Jacques: “What?! Embers don’t lie dormant for thousands of years! Obviously, some sort of curse. What are we going to do? I know. We’ll stand with our rear ends facing each other. That’d-- no. Curses don’t know fronts from rears. We’ll counter-curse it. You must know some kind of a curse. My grandmother-- she was a witch, um-- Boil, boil! No. There’s no oxygen in here. I can’t breathe! I’m-- starting to panic uncontrollably!”
THE XENA SCROLLS
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Post by fallenangel on Oct 2, 2006 20:06:15 GMT -6
G: “Well, how could I leave you? We have so many wars to stop and despots to FOIL. You’re gonna need my help.”
IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE ?
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Post by mabd on Oct 2, 2006 22:20:09 GMT -6
Diana: “Why are you throwing those rags on the soil?”
Gabrielle: “It’s gonna be dark soon; I think we should get some sleep.”
Warrior... Princess
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Post by fallenangel on Oct 3, 2006 12:22:53 GMT -6
Announcer's Voice: "Now, the main event! The grapple in the grease! The TOIL in the oil! Lude-mania! Ha-ha-ha-ha!"
LITTLE PROBLEMS
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Post by mabd on Oct 3, 2006 13:06:32 GMT -6
Oracle: “If you want to free Prometheus, you must go to Vulcan mountain, and enter the cave of Hephaestus. There, you will find a sword. It’s the only tool that can break the chains that bind Prometheus.”
PROMETHEUS
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Post by fallenangel on Oct 4, 2006 11:06:07 GMT -6
JOXER: “This is your lucky day. I just TOOK the gaming house for a _hundred_ dinars.”
KING CON
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Post by mabd on Oct 5, 2006 12:13:39 GMT -6
Tara: “Your face.”
Gabrielle: “Then don’t look at it. Huh! Look-- if you don’t like the food, may I suggest you find some other way to express it.”
Forgiven
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Post by fallenangel on Oct 5, 2006 19:10:02 GMT -6
Jox: "That's it, Xena. If you'd concentrate on makin' that thing stone, maybe it would COOK!
BACK IN THE BOTTLE
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Post by mabd on Oct 5, 2006 20:33:10 GMT -6
Salmoneus/Lord Seltzer: “Oh! Oh, indeed, indeed. Now, I’d like all the corks stored and inventoried, OK? To the cork room-- very good."
THE GREATER GOOD
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Post by fallenangel on Oct 6, 2006 8:51:24 GMT -6
Man: “I mean, I know they done wrong, and-- and they oughtta be punished, but-- sellin’ them to WORK in the mines?”
TSUNAMI
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Post by mabd on Oct 6, 2006 11:28:48 GMT -6
Hey Yinyang, you having as much fun with this as me? Gabrielle: Look-- my fingernails are worn to the nubs. I need to scratch.
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Post by fallenangel on Oct 6, 2006 17:30:23 GMT -6
Yeah I am .Thanks for playing Maeve.
X: “Yeah, well I’m sorry. We had no time to WARN you, Gabrielle.”
THE EXECUTION
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Post by mabd on Oct 6, 2006 19:54:17 GMT -6
Gabrielle: “Yuck-- where were they raised, in a barn?”
Xena-Callisto: “Shh. Wait.”
TEN LITTLE WARLORDS
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Post by fallenangel on Oct 7, 2006 9:53:58 GMT -6
X: “Morpeus can guess anything I know. Tell me something about you I don’t know.”
G: “Very well. All right. N-- nobody but my mother knows this. I had six toes on my right foot when I was BORN. Don’t look! It’s gone now!”
Dreamworker
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Post by mabd on Oct 7, 2006 12:13:07 GMT -6
King: “I heard from my cousin, Sisyphus, of the remarkable resemblance you bore to my daughter. Um, when I heard you were in the area, I thought it was fated that you help us.”
WARRIOR...PRINCESS
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Post by fallenangel on Oct 7, 2006 17:22:16 GMT -6
X: “The men who attacked and razed my village to the ground WORE the mask of Cortese-- this mask. I have never stopped looking for him.”
DEATH MASK
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Post by mabd on Oct 8, 2006 13:16:12 GMT -6
Callisto: “Yes, I know who you serve, you little worm. She and I are old friends. I’ve already given her the priest of the flesh, and now she’s waiting for the priest of the blood. And just--guess who gets that honor?”
SACRIFICE, PART 1
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Post by fallenangel on Oct 8, 2006 17:55:18 GMT -6
Bru: "Here. This ring is too powerful to fall into undeserving hands-- and so are you. But I can't protect in this FORM-- not from Odin-- and he and Grinhilda will stop at nothing. They'll kill everthing associated with Xena."
The Ring
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Post by Mini Mia on Oct 8, 2006 18:08:10 GMT -6
Gabrielle: "No one would suspect the god of war would be living on a country farm."
~~ Old Ares Had A Farm
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Post by fallenangel on Oct 9, 2006 13:51:38 GMT -6
X: "There aren't many guarantees in life, Alti-- but I promise you this. If you HARM my child-- I will hound you. I will hound you throughout all time, in between worlds. I will be your eternal damnation."
THEM BONES THEM BONES
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Post by mabd on Oct 9, 2006 19:34:13 GMT -6
The moon is up and there’s a chill tonight. Come on and dance away the growing fright. Wave your hands in the air like you just don’t care. Want to get with the rhythm till the morning light. Used to think that I liked being all alone, But now I’m feeling kind of warm like it’s nice to be. And should have known better than to want to be ‘lone, But the beat is so strong I got ta take it on.
GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN.
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Post by fallenangel on Oct 10, 2006 9:49:02 GMT -6
Jox: "They're OK! Ya worry-WART, ya!"
KEY TO THE KINGDOM
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Post by mabd on Oct 10, 2006 20:41:05 GMT -6
Autolycus: Well, that may be, but cold-blooded murder was not part of the plan. I don't do murder.
Jett: You'd better get used to it! A good assassin does many. Anyway-- stealing a sword is only one part of my plan.
THE KING OF ASSASSINS
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Post by Mini Mia on Oct 10, 2006 21:07:03 GMT -6
Gabrielle: “You still don’t know who hit you with that dart.”
Xena: “Whoever it was, sure knew what they were doing. We just have to figure out why. . . . .”
~~ The Greater Good
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Post by mabd on Oct 11, 2006 2:07:45 GMT -6
Tybalus: "What jackass taught you people how to drive a cart?!"
Miron: "I heard about Casca, Tybalus. It was a terrible accident!"
BEEN THERE, DONE THAT
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Post by fallenangel on Oct 11, 2006 9:52:54 GMT -6
G: "I-I'm sorry, Minya, but the part's-- been CAST.''
The Plays The Thing
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Post by mabd on Oct 11, 2006 12:08:53 GMT -6
Xena: Yeah? Well, it won't be the last time you say that. Come on.
DANGEROUS PREY
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Post by Mini Mia on Oct 11, 2006 17:02:50 GMT -6
Gabrielle: “Cut the main mast lines! Do it!”
~~ The Lost Mariner
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