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Post by Joxcenia on Apr 3, 2006 21:33:40 GMT -6
Okay ... I just came across this game on the IMDb boards.
Here's how it's played. Pick a RenPics character, and then have them say something they would never ever say in a million years.
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AresGirl
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Helllloooooooooo XENA!
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Post by AresGirl on Apr 4, 2006 5:56:28 GMT -6
Okay, you asked for it:
XENA:
1, 2
One, two, buckle my shoe;
3, 4
Three, four, knock at the door;
5, 6
Five, six, pick up sticks;
7, 8
Seven, eight, lay them straight;
9, 10
Nine, ten, a good fat hen;
11, 12
Eleven, twelve, dig and delve;
13, 14
Thirteen, fourteen, maids a-courting;
15, 16
Fifteen, sixteen, maids a-kissing;
17, 18
Seventeen, eighteen, maids a-waiting;
19, 20
Nineteen, twenty, I've had plenty.
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AresGirl
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Helllloooooooooo XENA!
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Post by AresGirl on Apr 4, 2006 5:57:02 GMT -6
i don't think i would hear that come out of Xena's mouth... EVER... <G>
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Post by prmystic on Apr 4, 2006 9:23:31 GMT -6
"But when the self speaks to the self, who is speaking? - the entombed soul, the spirit driven in, in, in to the central catacomb; the self that took the veil and left the world - a coward perhaps, yet somehow beautiful, as it flits with its lantern restlessly up and down the dark corridors. "
What Joxer would never say.
(but was so marvelously penned by Virginia Woolf)
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Post by Joxcenia on Apr 4, 2006 21:21:13 GMT -6
Xena: "Gabrielle, I may have been wrong about Hope. Perhaps if she had been given a chance, she might possibly could have beaten her dark side."
Cleopatra: "Hmmmmm ... Maybe I should get a breast reduction. I think the doctor may have over inflated them."
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Post by prmystic on Apr 4, 2006 22:13:30 GMT -6
Hope: wow, I was soooo wrong. I'm really sorry. What was I *thinking*?
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Post by Phalon on Apr 4, 2006 22:40:24 GMT -6
Xena to the sales clerk in the leather shop: Do you have this in pink?
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Post by katina2nd on Apr 4, 2006 23:22:20 GMT -6
Gabs to Joxer ...........
"BTG's you are one handsome dude, I think I'm falling in love with you."
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Post by Phalon on Apr 4, 2006 23:24:58 GMT -6
Joxer to Gabs: Quit throwing yourself at me, woman. Have you no shame?
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Post by katina2nd on Apr 4, 2006 23:30:52 GMT -6
Gabs to Joxer .............
Yes, but I just can't help myself around you big boy, you're just so, so ........ <swoon>
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Post by Phalon on Apr 4, 2006 23:54:50 GMT -6
Joxer to Gabs: There, there...<pats hand> You poor, poor love-struck girl. How many times have I told you, 'I'm just not interested'? Now run off and find another. And quit that drooling; it is so very unattractive.
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Post by katina2nd on Apr 5, 2006 0:23:03 GMT -6
Gabs to Joxer [ wiping drool from mouth ].............
If you reject me <sob> there's only one option left, I'll have to join a convent and renounce all earthly pleasures, there can be no other man for me.
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Post by cowgirlxena on Apr 5, 2006 7:28:19 GMT -6
Xena:(running from a fight) AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! MOMMY IM SCARED AAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Gab: I love you Joxer!
Xena: I've decided to stop fighting
thats all I can come up with.
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Post by prmystic on Apr 5, 2006 10:09:24 GMT -6
Gabby to Xena: You know I've been thinking, I'm just not into this any more, why don't we go our separate ways?
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Post by Joxcenia on Apr 5, 2006 15:46:41 GMT -6
Sarge: "I'm glad Mauser isn't programmed for sex. I don't have time for that in my life anyway."
Helen: "You know, the Bailey's are soooo cuddly, I just want to hug 'em."
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Post by Phalon on Apr 5, 2006 18:22:21 GMT -6
Xena: Look! I've traded my sword and chakram for a complete set of Mauveil copper cookware!
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Post by fallenangel on Apr 5, 2006 19:13:27 GMT -6
Eli: Ive decided to give up this peace and love stuff and become a warlord.
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Post by prmystic on Apr 5, 2006 23:33:54 GMT -6
Eli: Well, technically only *I* have one god, there's actually dozens and dozens of them available to worship. Pick one that appeals to you!
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Post by Phalon on Apr 6, 2006 17:07:05 GMT -6
Charon: Here's your change.
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Post by fallenangel on Apr 6, 2006 18:34:53 GMT -6
Eli: Kill them all !
Najara: Im a wacko.
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Post by prmystic on Apr 7, 2006 14:39:06 GMT -6
"Farming was a great idea, Xena!" Ares
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Post by LadyKate on Apr 7, 2006 15:57:07 GMT -6
Xena: Hey, does this dress make me look fat?
Gabrielle: Well, friendship is a good thing and everything, but when it comes right down to it you gotta look out for No. 1.
Ares: Hold on -- hold on -- Xena? I think you're moving way too fast. Why don't we, you know, have a candlelight dinner first or a moonlit walk on the beach, or read some poetry together --
Callisto (pre-angel): I really don't believe in holding grudges. At some point you have to just let go of the past and move on.
Joxer: Me? I'm just an average guy.
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Post by LMV's Old Account on Apr 9, 2006 23:45:28 GMT -6
Xena: "Oh Joxer you are one sexy hunk of a man, truthfully...will you marry me"
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Post by fallenangel on Apr 10, 2006 9:21:39 GMT -6
Velasca: Gabrielle, you should be Queen of the Amazons.
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Post by prmystic on Apr 11, 2006 19:25:38 GMT -6
"Gabrielle is really the important character here; her personal growth and her love of Xena is what really drove the series." RT
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Post by Phalon on Apr 12, 2006 0:04:13 GMT -6
"Joxer is really the important character in the series. His personal growth and skills as a great, fearless warrior is really the main story-line in the series. That thing with Xena and Gabrielle? Just filler." ~ Rob
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Post by LMV's Old Account on Apr 12, 2006 17:15:27 GMT -6
Gabrielle to Xena : "Yeah, I'm obnoxious, yeah, i cut people off, yeah I'm rude....You know why Xena? Because you're busy
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Post by LMV's Old Account on Apr 12, 2006 17:16:29 GMT -6
JOxer: Ares, will you make me your boyfriend?
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Post by rsine69 on Apr 12, 2006 19:02:45 GMT -6
XENA: I don't have time to save that village Gabrielle, I have to run home and cook dinner for my man.
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Post by Freebird on Apr 13, 2006 18:59:37 GMT -6
Gabby to Ares: Sure I'll be your new warrior. I'm tired of being good
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