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Post by fallenangel on Jan 5, 2007 9:02:25 GMT -6
Death Mask
Joxer's process of elimination was harmed during the making of this motion picture.
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Post by Amazon_Princess on Jan 6, 2007 10:07:04 GMT -6
Sacrifice II
The musical genre was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. In fact, the Producers sincerely hope you were A-MUSE-D by this episode.
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Post by fallenangel on Jan 6, 2007 11:54:11 GMT -6
The Bitter Suite
The centaur population was severely harmed during the making of this motion picture.
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Post by Amazon_Princess on Jan 7, 2007 12:15:02 GMT -6
Little Problems
Iolaus was harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, the Green Egg Men went to live long and prosperous lives.
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Post by fallenangel on Jan 8, 2007 10:18:26 GMT -6
The Price
Xena's body was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, it took weeks for Autolycus to get his swagger back.
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Post by Amazon_Princess on Jan 8, 2007 17:29:58 GMT -6
The Quest
Excessive belching can cause brain damage and social ostracism. Kids, please don't give in to peer pressure. Play it Safe.
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Post by fallenangel on Jan 9, 2007 9:07:12 GMT -6
The Greater Good
No rubberized snakes intent on destroying the Queen of Egypt were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
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Post by Amazon_Princess on Jan 9, 2007 16:39:28 GMT -6
Antony & Cleopatra
No Pulsing Cocoons were harmed during the production of this motion picture. What was witnessed was purely a re-enactment.
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Post by fallenangel on Jan 10, 2007 10:38:37 GMT -6
very cool art aflyonthewall
Sacrifice 1
Despite another Xena lookalike, the gene pool (or rather gene puddle) was not harmed during the production of this motion picture.
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Post by Amazon_Princess on Jan 10, 2007 17:29:55 GMT -6
Warrior... Priestess... Tramp
No Winged Harpies were harmed or sent to a fiery grave during the production of this motion picture.
P.S. Thanks yingyang, but I can't take credit for it, as it was made for me.
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Post by fallenangel on Jan 11, 2007 9:13:15 GMT -6
Mortal Beloved
Due to the infliction of a severe wedgie, Joxer was slightly uncomfortable but not seriously harmed during the production of this motion picture.
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Post by Amazon_Princess on Jan 11, 2007 16:53:17 GMT -6
The King of Assassins
Due to an over indulgence of Bean and Bard Burgers, Meg's gastro-intestinal problem intensified during the production of this motion picture.
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Post by fallenangel on Jan 12, 2007 8:37:51 GMT -6
Livia
The reputation of the Amazon Nation was not harmed despite Velasca's overly radical adherance to an otherwise valid belief system.
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Post by Amazon_Princess on Jan 12, 2007 14:40:01 GMT -6
A Necessary Evil
No blonde-haired, blue-eyed Horde girls or their extended families were harmed during the production of this motion picture. Lakota toti. Bonai. Soli bonai. ["People all. Good. Only good." in a Sioux/Latin pidgin OR "No fight. No war. Family." in Pomiran]
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Post by fallenangel on Jan 13, 2007 9:15:09 GMT -6
Daughter Of Pomira
No Cast or Crew were singing "Tanks For The Memories" during the production of this motion picture. However, the phrase "Strike the Set" was given new meaning.
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Post by Amazon_Princess on Jan 13, 2007 10:38:13 GMT -6
Tsunami
Thanks to Eli's non-violent ways, many people lost their lives during the production of this motion picture.
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Post by fallenangel on Jan 14, 2007 9:07:34 GMT -6
Seeds Of Faith
No flying horses were harmed in the making of this motion picture, although several villagers were bombarded with aerial manure.
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Post by fallenangel on Jan 15, 2007 10:25:46 GMT -6
hope you feel better soon Maeve
Eve
No Ambrosia was Spilled, Spoiled or in any way harmed during the production of this motion picture. (Thanks to the indefinite shelf life of marshmallows.)
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Post by Amazon_Princess on Jan 15, 2007 10:41:17 GMT -6
A Fistful of Dinars
No Fractured Fables were harmed in the production of this motion picture.
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Post by Mini Mia on Jan 15, 2007 15:41:43 GMT -6
Joxer's process of elimination was harmed during the making of this motion picture.
Eve isn't the right ep this disclaimer was used in.
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Post by fallenangel on Jan 15, 2007 18:43:08 GMT -6
all I can use as an excuse is to say I was in a hurry when I read the disclaimer and read it wrong ;D
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Post by Mini Mia on Jan 15, 2007 18:47:23 GMT -6
Eve isn't the right ep this disclaimer was used in.
Yuppers, Jox. But if I cite this disclaimer: "Soul Possession" and morph into being Yinyang/AFlyOnTheWall, and write: "No Fractured Fables were harmed in the production of this motion picture," we can just carry on, right?
Sure, go ahead.
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Post by Mini Mia on Jan 17, 2007 17:52:33 GMT -6
You're very welcome.
Thanks for the well wishes and heart-felt thoughts. We appreciate them bunches.
I'm doing my best to take care of myself. Mom is hot natured and I'm cold natured, so she turns the heat down and I turn it up. I think she'll be pushing hard to get her strength back as quickly as possible so she can go home and keep cool.
She has setbacks every few days, but then she bounces back even stronger, so I don't think she'll have to be taken care of for very much longer. She plans on going home during the day for a while, and then when she can handle that pretty well, she'll stay home for good.
She thinks she'll get stronger faster at home, since she knows where everything is and she won't have me there to wait on her. Here, she needs me to do it for her because she's lost as to where things are and such. She's always been a strong independent woman, so I had already figured she'd be home in a few months at the most anyway. She was feeling tired and run down before she went into the hospital, but she was still able to manage. She's almost back to that strength, but it will take about a year for her to get back to how she was normally before the illness came on. At least that's what the doctor says. Somehow I think she'll surprise him and get back to normal a lot sooner.
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Post by Amazon_Princess on Jan 22, 2007 17:01:55 GMT -6
Let's restart with: Post production was under siege during the production of this motion picture. Amphipolis Under Siege No Oversized Polynesian-Style Bamboo Horses were harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, many wicker lawn chairs gave their lives.
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Post by LadyKate on Jan 22, 2007 22:56:40 GMT -6
A Comedy of Eros.
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Post by Amazon_Princess on Jan 29, 2007 17:19:25 GMT -6
Death in Chains
No males, Centaurs or Amazons were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
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Post by fallenangel on Feb 7, 2007 8:58:14 GMT -6
Hooves And Harlots
No Dead Amazons lost their lives in the production of this motion picture
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Post by Amazon_Princess on Feb 7, 2007 17:41:21 GMT -6
Adventures in the Sin Trade I
Meleager the Mighty, the generally Tipsy and Carousing warrior-For-Hire, was not harmed during the production of this motion picture.
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Post by Amazon_Princess on Feb 24, 2007 10:47:28 GMT -6
Path of Vengeance
Xena & Gabrielle's psyches were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
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Post by Amazon_Princess on Mar 1, 2007 17:49:13 GMT -6
Dangerous Prey
The centaur population was severely harmed during the making of this motion picture.
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