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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Mar 12, 2009 23:13:13 GMT -6
Welcome to Exile Iceberg "As you follow the map and the compass given to you, you begin to see on the horizon a large stand of ice. It's barren and forbidding. But your time here will be well spent in contemplation. You pull your kayak up onto a sloping side and make your way up the sleight incline to the giant plateau of ice. All around you is white. But in the distance you see a granite altar. A wooden sign placed in front simply says: "Choose Wisely", you pick up the ice pick laid on the altar and raise your hand to choose." GOOD LUCK! |
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Post by katina2nd on Mar 13, 2009 17:45:37 GMT -6
My "kayak" where the heck did I get a kayak from? A "sleight" incline, that suckers almost vertical ................ puff puff, pant pant ............ okay I finally made it, guess those black spots in front of my eyes, that ringing in my ears and the dizziness are nothing to worry about are they ............... ARE THEY?  Okay after finally recovering [ somewhat ] I've got the ice pick and now I'd doing some of that contemplating you mentioned ................ think I'll go for the one on the left ............ no no, the one on the right ........... no better go with my first instinct, the left one, so here goes .............. but what if the one on the right is the correct one .............. those black spots are coming back again, better act while I still have some vision ............ the one on the left it is ......... WHACK ........ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. |
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Mar 13, 2009 17:53:28 GMT -6
The black spots are just penguins in the distance. You'll be fine.....trust me.
And terribly sorry there Bud but it looks as if you'll have the weekend to contemplate your inner being instead of looking for the idol.
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Post by katina2nd on Mar 13, 2009 18:10:48 GMT -6
The black spots are just penguins in the distance. You'll be fine.....trust me. Ahhhh that's a relief, it's just fo ........... errrrrr Penguins. And terribly sorry there Bud but it looks as if you'll have the weekend to contemplate your inner being instead of looking for the idol. So I just gotta sit here picking lint outta my navel for two days?  |
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Mar 13, 2009 18:13:25 GMT -6
Most contestants talk to themselves......you could make up a story to entertain us.
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Post by katina2nd on Mar 13, 2009 18:21:42 GMT -6
Oh I'm good at that, talking to myself I mean, not making up stories.  |
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Mar 13, 2009 18:29:11 GMT -6
I'll help get you started......
Once upon a time there was a charming Austrailian.....
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Post by katina2nd on Mar 13, 2009 18:32:40 GMT -6
Ohhhh I like the sound of this story, how about you just carry on and we'll see where it leads.  |
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Mar 13, 2009 18:38:19 GMT -6
Um...sorry. I have to get back to my totally bare and pretty miserable hotel room. YOU on the other hand, have two days to...uh...well I'm sure you'll think of something. Have a good time!
See ya in a few days!
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Post by katina2nd on Mar 13, 2009 18:53:29 GMT -6
Yeah I feel really sorry for ya ............... have a chocolate covered strawberry for me would you.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Mar 25, 2009 0:21:31 GMT -6
Ok madam P I made it home safe and sound. And now that I have rectified the recent trouble it's time to get on with the game. Who's it going to be?
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Post by Phalon on Mar 25, 2009 5:36:23 GMT -6
Hhmmm....who's it going to be. I guess I'll have to spread the love and pick Joxie this time just to even it out. Sorry, Joxie. Keep a stiff upper lip......which shouldn't be too hard to do since it's been starched that way.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Mar 25, 2009 9:24:12 GMT -6
Alrighty....here ya go Jox. Keep in mind I might have shuffled them. So it may not necessarily be in the one Kat didn't choose last time. Here's your ice pick....choose carefully..... |
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Post by Mini Mia on Mar 25, 2009 17:16:46 GMT -6
Crap! Can I say I chose the one on the right?   I was going to ... I really really was ... but ... but ... Crap!
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Mar 25, 2009 17:57:27 GMT -6
You know...it's not like I would know if you were lying. So I appreciate the honesty from both contestants so far.
Looks like we'll have to go through another round before someone gets another chance at it. Look for penguin mail in the next day or two.
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Post by Mini Mia on Mar 25, 2009 18:18:37 GMT -6
Well ... it isn't like I didn't take a peek at both of them, after making my choice. Or like I didn't take a peek at the first two.  But I have not tried to figure them out.
I bet Kat has though.    Yeah ... you should totally punish him.  
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Post by katina2nd on Mar 25, 2009 19:20:10 GMT -6
[/font][/quote] What, I've already had my mirror confiscated FOR NO GOOD REASON, what more do ya want, blood? Which reminds me, gotta lodge another protest about that, reckon I was unfairly treated, is it my fault that you and whatsername launched an unprovoked assault on my headquarters. P.S. I woulda gone for the left one as well if I got sent into exile. Bad luck Jox, I feel for you sittin' out there in the frozen wastes *cough* |
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Post by Mini Mia on Mar 25, 2009 23:16:11 GMT -6
You should have been nicer about sending me down to laundry ... I'm very delicate I have you know.  Now get off my iceberg! 
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Mar 26, 2009 10:21:24 GMT -6
What, I've already had my mirror confiscated FOR NO GOOD REASON, what more do ya want, blood? Mom says....Man up. You should have known they'd have done something like that. And by 'they' I mean that sneaky Mom type Madam P. You'll all have a chance at winning your stuff back. In the meantime there's always subterfuge..... |
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Post by Phalon on Mar 26, 2009 11:09:07 GMT -6
Psst...he's kinda whiny, isn't he? Losing a mirror...pfft! Such a little insignificant thing.
IT'S NOT LIKE HE HAD HIS COFFEE BEANS TAKEN AWAY!!!
Yeah, I tried that subterfuge thingy once. AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT ME!
Couldn't even leave me just one coffee bean, could she. Nope, nope, nope....grumble, grumble, grumble.
ME WHINY? Pfft, pfft, pfft! I am not whining; if there has been any injustice in this game it has all been directed at ME, ME, ME.
Why am I repeating everything in triplicate? Damn, I've gotta find some caffeine quick. Maybe the penguins have some...I'll find out later this afternoon; I've been invited to the fish-fry at the local PFW Hall, (Penguins of Frozen Waters - Local 690).
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Mar 26, 2009 12:18:51 GMT -6
Madam P.....you'll be fine. Go roll in the snow, you'll forget all about your coffee beans.
I forgot to mention. The clues that the exile-es receive are just clues to the whereabouts of the idol. The idol itself is already safely hidden somewhere on this board. I imagine that someone with some will power could find it without the clues. However, anyone being sent to exile will receive the clues as scheduled.
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Post by Mini Mia on Mar 26, 2009 17:36:21 GMT -6
WOW! The things that go on in my head when I'm here _ALL ALONE_ on this freaking iceberg of a frozen ice cube floating island ... or would that be isle?
Wait! Is that thar a ship coming yonder? It is! It is! Wait! What's the letters on the side spelling?
T
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GET OFF MY BERG!!! 
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Post by Mini Mia on Mar 26, 2009 17:41:06 GMT -6
Would it be in the image in the header? 
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Post by katina2nd on Mar 26, 2009 20:15:52 GMT -6
Mom says....Man up. You should have known they'd have done something like that. And by 'they' I mean that sneaky Mom type Madam P. But I did know and did everything humanly possible to repel em, not my fault I say. *right this goes on the "Official Complaint Thread* Psst...he's kinda whiny, isn't he? "Kinda whiny" totally uncalled for. *another one for the "Official Complaint Thread, I'll have it filled in no time* Whoops forgot, I'm not supposed to be here, I got my marching orders from "delicate" Jox, which come to think of it was not a nice way to behave after all the trouble I went to wrapping her in a sheet to break her fall at the bottom of the laundry chute. *have to consider that for the "Official Complaint Thread* as well. P.S. Jox ...... DON"T GET ON THAT BOAT!!!!! Right I'm gone, matter of fact I was never here. ;D |
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Post by Mini Mia on Mar 26, 2009 21:08:29 GMT -6
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Post by Mini Mia on Mar 26, 2009 21:12:06 GMT -6
Would it be in the image in the header? 
Oops! Should I have queried in a PM?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Mar 26, 2009 22:56:52 GMT -6
Dang...where do I start?
You know...this particular Exile Iceberg has been terribly busy. I'm going to have to do something about that.
Nope.
Sorry Bud. Not feeling any sympathy.
Yes you should. And any further inquires by anyone who thinks they found it should be sent via PM. This includes anyone who has figured out the clues left on exile Island. But trust me.....you'll know when you've found it.
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Post by Mini Mia on Mar 27, 2009 0:01:06 GMT -6
I totally should get my blow dryer back for ordering others off my berg. 
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Post by Phalon on Apr 1, 2009 6:15:44 GMT -6
Sitting in the morning sun
I'll be sitting when the evening comes
Watching the clues roll in
And I watch 'em roll away again
Sitting on the berg in the bay
Watching the tide roll away
I'm just sitting on the berg in the bay
Wasting time, wasting time...
Sittin' here resting my bones
And damned penguin won't leave me alone
It's two thousand miles I roamed
Just to make this berg my home....
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Apr 1, 2009 12:43:49 GMT -6
Ok....here we go! Third and final exile clue: Once again...keep in mind that I MIGHT have shuffled them. |
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