Post by vox on Nov 11, 2009 13:06:44 GMT -6
Why... do Tesco's make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Why... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Why... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Why... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Why... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER ...
Why... the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin ?
Why... women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why... don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why... is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why... is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why... is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why... is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why... is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why... isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why... didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why... do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why... don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why... are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Why? Good question.
Why... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Why... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Why... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Why... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER ...
Why... the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin ?
Why... women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why... don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why... is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why... is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why... is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why... is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why... is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why... isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why... didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why... do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why... don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why... are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Why? Good question.