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Post by Joxcenia on Sept 16, 2004 1:17:20 GMT -6
The Rule:
Take an episode title and change only ONE LETTER in the title to give it a new meaning, then write a movie or book an episode teaser about it.
Example:
Xena reminisces about the catches of her youth, while Gabrielle tries desperately to forget the time she was with tail, in:
Fins Of The Past
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Post by Joxcenia on Sept 16, 2004 1:18:35 GMT -6
Gabrielle goes to Egypt in search of a deity, potion, book of spells, anything that will bring Xena back to life... yet also keep the Jappa spirits from being lost forever, even though Xena thinks her attempt is hopeless... in:
Blond Faith
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Post by Joxcenia on Sept 16, 2004 1:22:25 GMT -6
lilpunkin Registered Member Posts: 572 (3/20/03 1:20 am)
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Thats hilarious!
~lilpunkin~
"Our thoughts and imaginations are the only real limits to our possibilities."
~ Orison S. Marden (Courtesy of XG)
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phalon1 Registered Member Posts: 1033 (3/20/03 7:40 am)
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Oooo, fun, fun, Joxie.
The Batter Suite:
A poignant musical epsisode with gut wrenching songs such as,
Xena's little Gabby loves bad nut, bad nut Xena's little Gabby loves bad nutbread.
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RealAmazonWoman Registered Member Posts: 709 (3/20/03 4:06 pm)
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Real Amazon Woman AKA Kiwi
Do One thing every day that scares the pants off of you. :) ~-~ Lord, let me be the person my dog thinks I am.~-~ _+_Sometimes I get so weird I even freak myself out, LOL ;)_+_
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Post by Joxcenia on Sept 16, 2004 1:30:05 GMT -6
I don't know why we can't mess with the ONE rule a tad bit... maybe replace one letter per word or words... replace one letter with two? Maybe even do a play on words... so long as it is inspired by one of the episode's titles... AND since I started this little game here... I say... if it's funny or makes ya go hummm ... add it!
1. Xena must fight Najara in the spiritual realm, in:
Adventures In The Jinn Trade
2. Xena and Gabrielle step into a very sticky situation and discover a gooey substance that, once hardened, can hold objects together, in:
Toes That Bond
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1. Clone Xena & Clone Gabrielle must save Evel Knievel from Ares' monstrous motorcycle, in:
A Necessary Evel
2. Annie, Mattie, & Harry help Calista Flockhart go back in time to save Ally McBeal from cancellation, in:
Calista
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1. Annie, Mattie, & Harry help Calista discover her past life as Eve, in:
The Return Of Calista
2. Xena and Gabrielle are stalked by a reporter from the future who hopes to secretly video tape the pair bathing together in a hot tub. in: The Bath Not Taken
3. Xena, Gabrielle, & Eve try not to kill each other when they all three are paid a visit by their friend at the same time, in:
The Guest
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Gabrielle convinces Joxer that Ares is falling in love with him, which leads Joxer to flee the country, in:
Gabrielle's Dope
Sheesh! I'm on a roll...
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Post by Joxcenia on Sept 16, 2004 1:35:02 GMT -6
phalon1 Registered Member Posts: 1037 (3/21/03 10:15 am)
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Oh yes, Joxie, you are!
A Food Day:
In this episode, Caesar Salad and PomPie vie for a stronghold in Grease. A great battle ensues, cooked up by Xena and a small army of short-order soldiers. Caesar’s men, armed with fruits and veggies, fight PomPie’s soldiers, armed with pastries and baked goods. Xena, Gabby and the short-orders are sandwiched in the middle. Incoming tomatoes! Duck! Boston Crème! Splat! Oh the carmelage! The hero of the village takes a lemon meringue to the chest. In the end – flambé. Xena tells a disheartened Gabby, “When it’s all over, you’ve got to step back and say, ‘It was a good day of food fighting.”
And the lasagna continues in:
Motherfood.
In the mother of all food fights, Xena, armed and hammered with the baking powder to kill the gods, takes them all on in a final throw down, while Gabby and Eve lay stricken with salmonella poisoning. Will Gabby and Eve perishable? Are Aphrodite and Ares spareribbed? Or are their gooses cooked? Find out in this overdone episode of Xena: Culinary Princess
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gabrielleslight Registered Member Posts: 213 (3/21/03 1:29 pm)
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When I stop laughing so hard I will try and think of one!
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EvergreenLM Registered Member Posts: 195 (3/21/03 8:57 pm)
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FANS, FEMMES AND GAMS Running short on Dinars, Gabrielle convinces Xena to join a traveling burlesque show. Their tour quickly ends when a patron grabs at Xena who deftly lops off his offending digits.
As they battle out of the theatre, Gabrielle ask if she can keep the fans to fashion a new costume that will bring a spot of color to the Amazon ball.
Xena smirks,but gives in saying "Anything Gabrielle wants, Gabrielle gets...besides they may prove interesting( eyebrow arches) on those rainy days spent in the caves..."
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Post by Joxcenia on Sept 16, 2004 1:38:12 GMT -6
Minya9 Registered Member Posts: 5 (3/21/03 9:57 pm)
Re: Episode Title Game
The snow whipping into their faces as they battle evil start to get on Xena and Gabrielle's nerves in:
"The Flurries"
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Minya9 Registered Member Posts: 6 (3/21/03 10:01 pm)
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Xena and Gabrielle, atop Argo, end up time travelling into the future and find themselves surrounded by used cars in the episode:
Hooves and Car lots
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Minya9 Registered Member Posts: 7 (3/21/03 10:05 pm)
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During their annual fishstick making marathon, Gabby twists and ankle and Xena must carry her AND all the fishsticks back to camp. See it all in:
"Carried with Fishsticks"
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Minya9 Registered Member Posts: 8 (3/21/03 10:11 pm)
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Xena gets jealous when 6 new amazons give Gabrielle far too much attention. See what Xena does when they meet up with:
"The Flirty Half Dozen"
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Minya9 Registered Member Posts: 9 (3/21/03 10:15 pm)
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Gabrielle goes shopping and buys tons of new tops. Noone can keep their eyes off Gabrielle in these fabulous, new, skimpy outfits. See the fashion show in:
"Haltared States"
This is fun!
Okay, I'll stop now.
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Post by Joxcenia on Sept 16, 2004 1:47:31 GMT -6
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Post by Joxcenia on Sept 16, 2004 1:52:02 GMT -6
rsine69 Registered Member Posts: 46 (3/22/03 3:30 am)
Re: Episode Title Game
In order to mass produce an army of evil Xenas, Alti gets a job at Clonaid in THEM CLONES THEM CLONES.
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phalon1 Registered Member Posts: 1040 (3/22/03 6:17 am)
Re: Episode Title Game
Norm Abrams guest stars as a thief who steals the golden statue of MinWax, (younger brother of Pax), hides it away in his Yankee Work Shop, and shows us how to painstakingly strip, sand, and refinish it. Xena and Gabrielle then try to outbid each other for it at a furniture auction in: Varnishing Act
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phalon1 Registered Member Posts: 1042 (3/22/03 7:02 am)
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Gabrielle is possessed by an evil spirit and starts strangely jerking around in an odd dance routine. The villagers adorn her in black and crown her with a red flower pot. Xena must whip her back into shape in:
DEVO
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Post by Joxcenia on Sept 16, 2004 2:04:30 GMT -6
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Post by Joxcenia on Sept 16, 2004 2:10:55 GMT -6
xenafan131 Registered Member Posts: 138 (3/23/03 5:23 pm)
Re: Episode Title Game
I am going to try this, and I know it will be bad, but it looks like fun...
Xena loses it when a massive storm of snow blocks the way to the fishing site, and Gabrielle must save Xena's sanity as the snow continues to fall in:
The Fluries (I can't spell, and I'm not good at this )
~Fanni
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rsine69 Registered Member Posts: 48 (3/24/03 9:21 am)
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After eating bad fruit, Xena and Gabs come down yet again with another bad case of dysentery while trying to save yet another village from yet another evil warlord in THE BITTER SH**S.
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rsine69 Registered Member Posts: 49 (3/24/03 9:27 am)
Re: Episode Title Game
Xena returns to her home village of Amphipolis to discover it's under attack by an evil Mr. Potato Head and his evil minions in AMPHIPOLIS UNDER SPUDS.
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phalon1 Registered Member Posts: 1053 (3/24/03 8:47 pm)
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Sole Possession
In another fishy tail, (and this one really flounders), Xena, Gabrielle and Joxer find themselves reincarpnated as Annie, Hattie and Harry, in a new age. This is the spawning of the age of Aquarium, age of Aquarium. Aquari-UM. A-quar-i-um. (Don’t worry if you don’t get it. It’s an age thing). So it seems a scrod was found, in which Xena promises Ares the bounty of all the fish she fries in exchange for the big one that got away, Gabrielle. Ares resurfishes in the present to clam his prize. A fight. Check out those mussels. Stay tuna-ed for the outcome.
Ok, wait. I’m on a roe.
Gills Just Wanna Have Fin
Gabrielle gets lured in and is bitten by a sockeye. Xena, Gabby, Joxer and the hammerhead catch and de-bone the Carpies. Gabrielle tries to devour her chum, then leaves to join the school of sockeyes. Xena serves up a bad fillet, the chief sockeye chokes on a bone and turns belly up. Flush. Music to one’s ears.
Cast Imperfect
Xena is left reeling over the realization that she’s lost one of her many skills. Watch how she tackles her inability to deliver a line without getting all tangled up.
Amphipolis Under Seas
Xena’s childhood town is hit by a great Tsunami and all the villagers become Lost Mariners.
I’m sinking to new depths here. I oughta burn in Tartarsauce for these. I’ll clam up now, on Trout’s Honor.
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Minya9 Registered Member Posts: 13 (3/25/03 3:17 pm)
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phalon1 you are hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think we found your calling!
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xenafan131 Registered Member Posts: 142 (4/5/03 6:20 pm)
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Phalon, you seem to very good at this...so here's a creative challenge...make one up from this episode: Lyre Lyre Hearts on Fire (or anyone else) I love that ep and since I am so very bad at this, someone else give it a shot.
~Fanni
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Post by Joxcenia on Sept 16, 2004 2:15:53 GMT -6
1. Xena and Gabrielle must save a town called Butteroma from slick, slippery warlords out to steal their prized dairy herds, in:
Cream Worker
2. Xena and Gabrielle must retrieve the secret buttermilk recipe from a rival chef and in the process learn that everyone in Butteroma must sing for their supper, in:
The Butter Suite
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Xena & Gabrielle must keep Draco from turning an Amazon village into a huge bonfire in his quest for Terpsichore's magical lyre. With this magical lyre, Draco could soothe the savage beast in Xena, thus wiping out her memories of Gabrielle... and at the same time, inflaming a desire in Gabrielle that only he could quench, in:
Pyre, Pyre, Hearts On Fire
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Post by Joxcenia on Sept 16, 2004 2:21:46 GMT -6
phalon1 Registered Member Posts: 1084 (4/5/03 9:51 pm)
Re: Episode Title Game
Good one, Joxie. Well done. I'll just this a shot.
Lyre, Lyre, Tarts for Hire.
No, no, no. A cooking show. What else were you expecting?
Ok, so it's late, and with the time change even later. I'll need to sleep on this one. Thanks, Fanni. Pleasant dreams.
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phalon1 Registered Member Posts: 1094 (4/8/03 10:34 pm)
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Ok, Fannie. Sorry. I'm drawing a blank here.
Choir, Choir, Ears Afire.
Gabby auditions an act for the concert that is soooo bad, she thinks she's burning in h*ll.
or
Dryer? Dryer! Shrunken Attire.
Gabby to Xena: You did what?! My best sequined fringed go-go outfit, and you put it in the dryer?! It's dry clean only. What in Tartarus were you thinking?
Xena: Domestic chores are not listed in my many skills.
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xtinaLEICK Registered Member Posts: 15 (4/9/03 2:27 pm)
Re: Episode Title Game
The Greater Food
xena and gabrielle come to a city where they have to save an object that means so much to the people there: a moldy old peice of bread.
dont ask i have a bad imagination
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xenafan131 Registered Member Posts: 144 (4/11/03 7:30 pm)
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hahaahahahah phalon -- I like the um, dryer one! Good one!
~Fanni
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Post by Joxcenia on Sept 16, 2004 2:33:17 GMT -6
1. Every time a bell sounds, the hemline on Gabrielle's top & skirt change in length. Can she break the spell before Joxer gets an eyeful?
in: For Hem The Bell Tolls
2. Every time a bell sounds, Joxer starts weeding and tilling the forest. Can Gabrielle break the spell before Artemis punishes him for destroying her Sacred Hunting Grounds? Or will Joxer soon find himself rooted in one spot? in:
For Him The Bell Toils
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Post by Joxcenia on Sept 16, 2004 2:43:12 GMT -6
whoosyQ Registered Member Posts: 211 (6/27/03 3:32 am)
Re: Episode Title Game
Phalon .... .... do you do parties????? By the Gods, you are good at this game!
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IreneRenee Registered Member Posts: 561 (6/28/03 12:28 pm)
Re: Episode Title Game OMGS! You guys are excellent with this. We need a web page for all this funny stuff you all come up with!
When Xena and Gabrielle order a hearty meat meal at the local tavern--to their total disgust, they find large portions of slimy marinated fried tofu substitued on their dish.
Altared Steaks
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phalon1 Registered Member Posts: 1301 (7/6/03 8:28 pm)
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Ooo, I’d nearly forgotten about this. Fun. Unfortunately, WhoosyQ, I don’t do parties much anymore – since having kids and all. Lol. I do like to sit on the front porch and have a beer or two though. Join me sometime.
Friend in Tweed
This frabicastic coat tail, (often full of holes, and threadbare in places), finds our heroines, Xena and Gabardine, in the land of Jappa. Xena must once again face the denims of her past, and confront the quilt that tears at her sole. In a series of flashbacks, we meet Akhaki, who silk-worms her way into Xena’s life, and then asks her to commit to a promise. Xena, in the process of fulfilling the promise, runs into a couple of village spools, and the town ends up in flannel. Now in the present, Akhaki returns as a ghost and hems around, skirting the real issues and asks for Xena’s help once again. A bunch of souls, an army, a couple of new outfits for Xena, flying arrows and death. In the end, as the last rayons of the sun go down, we hear Xena say, “Gabardine, death for me this time must be permanent press, but just remember, I’ll never really sleeve you."
A lot of action in this one, and Lucy’s stunt double, Polly Ester, really gets a workout. And of course, the costumes are fabulous.
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Joxcenia Posts: 1625 (7/6/03 9:44 pm)
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IreneRenee Registered Member Posts: 592 (7/7/03 8:43 am)
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xenamoured Registered Member Posts: 941 (7/7/03 4:06 pm)
Re: Episode Title Game
Damn you're clever Phalon! That was great! Please do another!
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Post by Joxcenia on Sept 16, 2004 2:46:38 GMT -6
phalon1 Registered Member Posts: 1307 (7/9/03 8:58 am)
Re: Episode Title Game
I should not be encouraged.
Ok, so some of these puns I’ve used before in other posts here, but I like to believe myself environmentally conscious, and recycle when I can.
Friend in Weed
In the series finale of Xena: Weed Warrior, some of the dirt of Xena’s past is again dug up and brought to the surface. Seems she killed an entire village and must redeem herself, thus saving the 40,000 soils of those she killed. 40,000 soils! That’s a whole lot of dirt to shovel. But when push comes to shovel, Xena is one bad aster warrior.
Akemi, a faded rose from days gone by, petals her own brand of sweetness which wins Xena clover, and she convinces Xena to battle the seedy Yodaisy, (what a crab grass!), who is holding the soils hostage. A great battle ensues involving some 20,000 Sumac warriors, and Xena mows plenty of them down before finally succumbing to a barrage of flying wheelb-arrows. Talk about your deadheading! Our warrior princess dies a violet death. But not one to take things dandylion down, she rose to battle on and entendrils to finish off Yodaisy. Gabrielle revives Xena by drinking from the Watering Hose of Strength and passing it on to Xena in one stemmy water kiss – because one must water thoroughly if they expect things to live. Xena wins. Yodaisy is dead. The soils are released. But Xena hosta stay dead this time. Hosta la vista, Weed Warrior Princess! “Gabrielle, Forget-me-Not. I’ll never really leaf you.” Gabrielle, alone, without her soilmate, grows to the land of the Pharhose, armed with Xena’s Chak-mum.
Willow Gabrielle pine away for her lost friend, or wilt she carry on the Greater Wood in Xena’s mumory? And what about Xena? Rein-carnation? These are the questions fans are aspen. It’s all leaft to our imaginations.
Ok. I hosta leave now. I could write mow, but I do tendril ramble on, and don’t want to leaf you lawning with boredom.
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IreneRenee Registered Member Posts: 598 (7/9/03 10:36 am)
Re: Episode Title Game
Oh my phalon,
You should write one for all the eps!
IR
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Post by Joxcenia on Sept 16, 2004 2:50:51 GMT -6
1. Xena and Gabrielle enlist the help of Joxer to outwit a sadistic court jester in a "Contest of the Wittiest", in:
The Greater Goof
2. Merry incurs the wrath of Aphrodite when she spouts that the "Goddess of Love" is not the right role model for the modern day Greek woman, and that Aphrodite's temples should be banned from the land. In turn, Aphrodite puts a spell on Merry that has men obsessed with having her at all costs, in:
Men Just Wanna Make Merry
3. Xena must save Gabrielle from a deranged cult that have been given signs from their god that this young, strawberry blonde is to be their next sacrifice, in:
Burnt Offerings
***I was trying to put a little Phalon finesse into my episodes and came up with the following... then remembered that someone (turns out to be Phalon) already did an episode about pickles... but it wasn't the one I did, so...***
4. Xena and Gabrielle find themselves in a pickle when they have to dill with a briny ruler who relishes disemboweling his rindless subjects for the sake of his famous piccalilli recipe, in:
Who's Gherkin
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Post by Joxcenia on Sept 16, 2004 2:55:41 GMT -6
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Post by Joxcenia on Sept 16, 2004 2:57:24 GMT -6
Xena must help mend a rift between the Centaurs and the Amazons that began when Xenan was caught with an Amazon out of season. While Gabrielle, unbeknownst to Xena, has been inducted into the Amazon Breeding Program, in:
Tails And Knockers
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Post by Joxcenia on Sept 16, 2004 3:02:50 GMT -6
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Post by Joxcenia on Sept 16, 2004 3:11:05 GMT -6
Terpsichore and Kalliope put a curse on a Kingdom so that all speech and body motion has to have a rhythm or beat to it. To end the curse, Gabrielle puts on a one woman traveling show, and "raps" one of her scrolls as she goes from village to village. Unbeknownst to Gabrielle, the flowers in the wreath on her head came from Aphrodite's sacred gardens and their aphrodisiac scent lures men into stalking her every move. Can Xena keep Gabrielle from becoming:
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A distraught Gabrielle seeks council with a seer to find out if she is truly meant to finish out her life alone. She is informed that the answer lies in Ares' sword, and is instructed to follow "The Golden Path" up to Olympus. Xena, meanwhile, is spending a little quality time with Solan, who has not yet been reincarnated, in:
The Oracle Of Delphi
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Mortal Ares keeps getting threatening love letters and asks Xena to help him figure out who the woman is before he ends up on a platter with an apple in his mouth. Gabrielle begins to feel a bit left out, so Xena gives her the job of chronicling Ares' conquests, in:
A Tumble Down Memory Lane
Joxcenia & ChelSierra Remly are one and the same.
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Post by Joxcenia on Sept 16, 2004 3:24:24 GMT -6
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Post by Joxcenia on Sept 16, 2004 3:32:29 GMT -6
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Post by Joxcenia on Sept 16, 2004 3:46:54 GMT -6
tackee Registered Member Posts: 193 (4/11/04 9:00 pm)
Re: Episode Title Game ADVENTURES IN THE GIN TRADE Xena and Gabby give up their wussy dogooding and become bootleggers ala Al Capone.
Part of a trilogy followed by DEM BOTTLES DEM BOTTLES and COKE LINES the sad finale when Xena and Gabby get hooked on their own product. Xena is killed by a rival gangster and Gabby chokes on her own vomit while high.
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tackee Registered Member Posts: 194 (4/11/04 9:05 pm)
Re: Episode Title Game BACK ON THE BOTTLE Xena and Gabby are resurrected but immediately go back to the gin bidness. Whos' Gurkan? This is the same title but the show is quiz show like What's My Line where celebraties like Caesar have to identify Gurkan by askin questions.
The losers are executed.
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tackee Registered Member Posts: 195 (4/11/04 9:14 pm)
Re: Episode Title Game ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA AND TED AND ALICEAntony and Cleopatra make it a foursome. Xena and Gabby just watch.
Another episode called ANIMAL ATTRACTION was censored for obvious reasons but it was replaced byPARADISE FOUNDwhich was just one long hot tub scene
Xena and Gabby get kinky inETERNAL BONDAGEJoxer wants to join in but he has aLITTLE PROBLEMHmmmm...hot tubs-Homer Simpson
Xena and Gabby decide to go public when same sex marriage is recognized in ancient Greece inBRIDES OF MARCHdespite the opposition of a despotic King Shrub and go on their honeymoon inTHE BOD YOU KNOW
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tackee Registered Member Posts: 196 (4/11/04 9:19 pm)
Re: Episode Title Game A TALE OF TWO MUCUSESThis is the same episode as In Sickness and Hell
followed byTHE RINGWORM andDEJA PUKED ALL OVER AGAINlove those trilogies
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tackee Registered Member Posts: 197 (4/12/04 3:38 am)
Re: Episode Title Game CALLISTO! Yes it's the same title but the exclamation point is added when the episode is transformed into a Broadway musical comedy. Hudson Leick sings, dances and wisecracks her way across ancient Greece leaving a trail of unprecedented carnage in her wake.
In an interview accompanying her Playboy spread Leick says the success of Callisto is due to it's upbeat approach to violence. "That whole Xena/angst/guilt thing just gets to be a downer. People like Callisto because she's cheerful amd really enjoys her work."
Long time Xena fans are appalled but the show is a huge hit with the critics and public.
The New York Times says "it's the funfilled slaughterfest of the year" and "puts the blood back in bloodbath...a delightful cross between Annie and Texas Chainsaw Massacre...Makes Caligula look like an amateur."
The theme song "The Blood'll Come Out Tomorrow" is a top ten hit.
A public spat between Leick and Xena star Lucy Lawless ends up with a catfight on the Jerry Springer show. Lawless is quoted in the National Inquirer "If I'd known she was gonna steal my thunder, I'd have offed that b#tch years ago." The publicity sells even more tickets.
Executive producer Bob Tapert says a series is like a shark, it has to spin off or die. When academics suggest that Callisto might be a poor role model for young women, Tapert offers this well reasoned defense of his latest creation suggesting his critics can "bite me" and "kiss my fat American wallet"
The show becomes a Hollywood blockbuster and DVD. Whoosh founder Kym Taborn does the DVD commentary but mostly mumbles "What the...?"
A sequel Callisto!! is in the works.
Stay tuned
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Post by Joxcenia on Sept 16, 2004 4:04:16 GMT -6
phalon1 Registered Member Posts: 2191 (4/12/04 8:35 pm)
Re: Episode Title Game
This thread does keep bouncing its way back to the top, doesn't it?
Are you going to do all of them, Tackee? Boll. Too funny.
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phalon1 Registered Member Posts: 2193 (4/12/04 10:35 pm)
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Athens City Academy of the Performing Lards.
Gabrieoil decides she must try to earn a coveted spot in short order cooking school. A teary, sad goodbye as she leaves Xena…
Xena: “I have many skillets, Gabrieoil…but you…the way of the warrior is not for you. You were meant to be a fry cook, and you belong at the Academy. Just grease on down the road and head Wesson. Oil catch up with you later.”
Gabrieoil: “It’ll be lard work, Xena, but I’ll do you proud. You’ll see…I’ll win a spot at the Academy or die frying.”
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Lesigner Girl Giggle Byte Posts: 2861 (4/12/04 10:48 pm)
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"The Blood'll Come Out Tomorrow"
Now I'm gonna have that song running through my head while I try to sleep tonight, and I'll probably even come up with some lyrics!
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tackee Registered Member Posts: 198 (4/13/04 11:33 pm)
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So Meez Phalon...pleez seet down on Dr Freud's couch and tell me...what eez theez obsession weeth zee food pans?
I mean puns. A Freudian slip cover there.
Are you halfbaked or what? They do seem to be your bread and butter.
The doctor is in, but not all there.
You can't argue with a sick mind.-Steve Martin
You're never alone with a schizophreniac-Ian Hunter
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phalon1 Registered Member Posts: 2196 (4/14/04 9:32 am)
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One more pun in the oven…
Ok, ok, Tackee. Ovenmitt (I’ll admit) my pans are hard to panhandle and somewhat difficult to digest - especially when I have to explain them. Maybe one day, I’ll be able to break this food chain, and move on to a different topic, (steam on, baby). Until then, I’m milking it for all it’s Mrs. Butterworth.
Perhaps it’s my lack of culinary prowess that results in my use of food items in these posts, (my cooking skills are as bad as my puns). If this is the case, I wonder why your posts usually revolve around sexual innuendo. Food for thought.
The patient is in, but too sick to recover.
Don’t talk with your mouth full. Mom
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Zena 1 Zena Scrolls Host Posts: 954 (4/14/04 9:41 am)
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I just found this thread!
Xena discovers the real identity of Hope who proves to be more than just a little alien. Gabrielle runs to warn the town without success and the pair try desperately to remain awake in: The Pod You Know
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phalon1 Registered Member Posts: 2198 (4/14/04 9:45 am)
Re: Episode Title Game
Glad you did, Zena!
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tackee Registered Member Posts: 199 (4/14/04 11:49 am)
Re: Episode Title Game
Really? First off...I resent the term "sexual innuendo". I think they're much more explicit than that.
Secondly...they're not limited to sex. I try to include sex, drugs and rock'n roll in my posts.
It's merely part of a larger strategy to bring the level of discussion down to my level.
Simple really.
I've never advocated sex, drugs or guns. But they've always worked for me-Hunter S. Thompson
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Post by Joxcenia on Sept 16, 2004 4:07:20 GMT -6
phalon1 Registered Member Posts: 2201 (4/15/04 8:24 pm)
Re: Episode Title Game
Ah yes, sex, drugs and rock and roll. Old school, but so much more fun than all that angst in the air these days.
A blast of silence explodes in my head. Rob Zombie
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lizzbitt guamykins Posts: 503 (6/14/04 12:18 am)
Re: Episode Title Game
The Juries
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Post by dixielandyankee on Sept 16, 2004 9:37:46 GMT -6
A Gay In The LifeThe greatest subtext episode of them all... dixie
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Sept 20, 2004 0:59:28 GMT -6
Gabrielle has a hard time finding her scrolls when Xena does some spring cleaning in.........
Bins of the Past
The Amazons find a unique way to stop a warlord when they find a grove of Cherry trees in.........
Cherrypits of War
A bad dressmaker leaves Gabrielle embarrassed and Xena all sewn up in.........
Seamworker
Joxer gets hit on the head by another horse shoe and reverts to babyhood in……….
Cradle of Dope
Xena and Gabrielle have a falling out over a bad joke in………….
The Pith not Taken
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Post by Joxcenia on Sept 20, 2004 1:03:08 GMT -6
Oh My Gosh! I'm so hard I'm
I especially loved Cherrypits of War.
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Post by guru on Sept 20, 2004 1:10:36 GMT -6
Joxer only pretends to sleep late so he can watch Gabrielle get dressed in The Dirty Half Dozer
Before Gareth was killed by Xena, he ran a collection agency in Giant Biller
Xena is forced to replace all the furniture she breaks in Varnishing Act
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Post by Joxcenia on Sept 20, 2004 1:20:58 GMT -6
I'm glad I brought this over from the old board... but Phalon's gonna
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