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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Sept 20, 2004 1:55:13 GMT -6
I think she secretly likes all the punning, so I'm sure she'll get over it. WE LOVE YOU PHALON!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Sept 20, 2004 2:15:50 GMT -6
I can't seem to stop myself..................HELP!
An over turned cart causes Xena and Gabrielle to take a detour in……………
The Wreckoning
Gabrielle and Perdicus discuss safe sex and future children in……..
The Trojans
Gabrielle bores Xena with a story of her high School dance days in……………
Prom-etheus
In a drunken stupor Celesta confesses to Xena her affinity for bondage in……………
Death in Shames
Gabrielle teaches a cooking class to the Centaurs in……………
Hooves and Shalots
If someone doesn't stop me I'm gonna do disclaimers for all of these too...........
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Sept 20, 2004 2:31:20 GMT -6
Ok I did warn you............This is what I get for not being able to sleep.
Bins of the Past: No dumpster diving was witnessed in the making of this episode.
Cherrypits of War: No amazons choked on their pits in the making of this episode.
Seamworker: Gabrielle’s modesty was harmed in the making of this episode.
Cradle of Dope: Joxer’s brain (being clueless to begin with) was not harmed in the making of this episode.
The Pith not Taken: Phalon’s ability to pun was harmed in the making of this episode. However, she got it back by making blueberry pies and chucking them at nearby bystanders.
Those were really bad..................someone needs to keep me out of here..........Anyone?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Sept 21, 2004 1:45:23 GMT -6
Ok Phalon...........I'm throwing down the gauntlet. Are you willing to pick it up? Come on I know you want to.
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Post by Phalon on Sept 21, 2004 22:52:44 GMT -6
Whoa, Scrappy. Take a breather. Sheesh. LMAO!
Ok Joxie, I forgive you.
A quick stab, lest Scrappy think I'm not taking her dare, (I'm suppose to be working, you know. Preparing for a class I have to give to seventh graders.)
A Day in the Lice. Xena battles an army of fleas and a giant nit before finally RIDding the world of their evilness. Or did she? This is the prequel to In Sickness and in Hell.
Old Ares had a Marm. The title is self-explanatory, but if you must know...Age has done nothing to curb Ares lust. His eyesight has gone though, and he mistakes his old six grade teacher for Xena.
Many Hippy Returns. Xena and Gab travel through time and end up in the sixties. Here, they must don a Hell's Angels helmut to save Genia from being brainwashed by a fanatic airport religious cult. This episode is a real heavy trip, with lots of flashbacks. I'm trying to blotter it out of my mind.
Ok, dang. Way out of practice.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Sept 22, 2004 3:31:12 GMT -6
Excellant........my plan is working. I will have a few more of my own tomarrow. Phalon you ae the master too funny. "many Hippie Returns" *snort* ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Phalon on Sept 22, 2004 9:23:16 GMT -6
Kins of the Past. Xena travels back home to Amphipolis, hoping to trace her family ancestry, - perhaps let a few skeletons out of the closet. She receives quite a chilly reception - stone-cold stares, and deadpan expressions. Draco tells her, "You can never ghost home, Xena. It will always have grave consequences."
"Anything's got to be better than the life I was leading", she replies. "It's all relative."
Ok, that was way lame....back to the drawing board.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Sept 24, 2004 1:11:33 GMT -6
More disclaimers..........
The Wreckoning: Several caskets of fresh milk were spilled during the making of this episode. Xena and Gabrielle didn’t see the use in crying over it.
The Trojans: Gabrielle’s virginity was harmed in the making of this episode. But at least she was safe when it was.
Prom-etheus: A lot of really bad music was played while pimply teenagers sweated in ugly dresses and suits during the making of this episode.
Death in Shames: Celesta suffered from a severe hangover after the making of this episode.
Hooves and Shallots: Several minor grease fires were started during the making of this episode. But due to Xena’s many skills no one was harmed
It was not lame..............I liked them Phalon.
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Post by Phalon on Sept 24, 2004 22:14:31 GMT -6
BOLL!
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Sept 25, 2004 1:28:09 GMT -6
Ok.........gotta ask, what does BOLL mean? I am a total dork when it comes to internet short hand.
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Post by Joxcenia on Sept 25, 2004 1:59:44 GMT -6
Burst Out Loud Laughing
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Sept 25, 2004 2:18:32 GMT -6
Cool...Thanks. I was hoping it was something good. I expect you all to tell me if I bomb this. I can't improve without feedback.
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Post by dixielandyankee on Sept 25, 2004 9:25:41 GMT -6
Man Scrappy, I'm so glad you asked about the BOLL thing because I've been trying to work it out for ages! didn't want to look like a twit if I asked... dixie
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Sept 25, 2004 14:38:11 GMT -6
I am never afraid to look like a twit. It's how I learn. I tried a google search first though............didn't quite work out.
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Post by Phalon on Sept 26, 2004 22:21:07 GMT -6
Oops, sorry about the BOLL thing. It's a term we've used, (the original Humor du Jour gang), for so long, that I forget it's not a standardized ancronym. Thanks Joxie, for filling them in.
And Scrappy, you are fabulous at this.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Sept 26, 2004 22:27:53 GMT -6
OMG I'm blushing...........the master gave me praise. Thank you Phalon!
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 30, 2004 11:09:20 GMT -6
Ok Phalon.......bringing this back up to the top.....
I was attempting to go in order but got stuck on The Blak Wolf
Got any puns for that one?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Dec 30, 2004 13:34:31 GMT -6
Hope no one minds if I bring this up to the top again......Phalon!!!!
Edited to fix font. ~~Joxcee~~
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Jan 5, 2005 22:57:13 GMT -6
Cool she hasn't noticed yet......let's see what rhymes with wolf?
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Ann Thrax
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Post by Ann Thrax on Jan 8, 2005 18:27:07 GMT -6
Thanks for bringing this thread back up Scrappy...it's hilarious! Couldn't resist having a go myself.... King DonWealthy king Donaldus Trumpetus tries to win the heart of the mighty warrior princess. She turns him down flat declaring "Ivana be alone." You Are CherOnce again Xena gets to show off her impersonating skills and wows the whole of Athens with her renditions of "Walking In Amphipolis" and "I Got You Bard"
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Post by Joxcenia on Jan 8, 2005 18:36:20 GMT -6
Good ones...
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Ann Thrax
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Post by Ann Thrax on Jan 8, 2005 18:45:10 GMT -6
Thanks Joxie! I just thought of another one.... The PingRabid Xena fan Chackattack81 tries to impress the warrior princess with her elastic band pinging skills... Chak: Xena, I've waited my entire life to meet you. Xena: If I knew I had a fan coming I would have practiced my Cher. ;D
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Post by chackattack81 on Jan 8, 2005 18:53:15 GMT -6
..... ...that is too good!!!!...You rock babe!xx lol ....this thread is ace
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Post by marysgurl1 on Jan 8, 2005 19:30:30 GMT -6
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Post by chackattack81 on Jan 8, 2005 19:38:22 GMT -6
Go baby, Go Baby! .... ;D That's my girl up there Q!....FAB!!!
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Post by marysgurl1 on Jan 8, 2005 21:52:30 GMT -6
...*Q still on the floor over "You Are Cher"* Hey Chak', she is a keeper! I gave ILB a mix tonight for Z's...dance mix to get your heart pumping....I'm working on you a different mix. I'm so excited to have found someone to share Tina with. She is not appreciated over here like over there, but I have always loved her.....when I was little, I would watch her & Ike & I wanted to be her...sing like her, move like her....It has been good to get out her cds & hear those songs...which you never hear on the radio--ever
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Post by chackattack81 on Jan 9, 2005 13:39:09 GMT -6
Hey thanks Q! You're a sweetheart indeedy....just like your li'l lady ;D Indeed, Tina is just amazing! I had no idea she wasn't as highly regarded over there I think I heard my first Tina song when I was about 4 or 5 coz my mum loved that kinda stuff when she was younger. I was hooked...only seen her twice tho'....no one really wanted to wait in line and see her with me . Still, I got DVD's and CD's to keep me going! ;D These Ep titles are just a scream! FAB
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Ann Thrax
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Post by Ann Thrax on Jan 9, 2005 16:10:59 GMT -6
Thanks Q...glad you like 'em! ;D
Here's a couple more.....
Bacharach In The Bottle Respected songwriter Bert Bacharach is turned into a genie and can only be released once he has come up with another top composition. Xena comes to his rescue and together they write the all time classic "Do You Know The way To Mesapotamia."
Them Clones, Them Clones Xena, Gabrielle and the entire cast of 'Attack Of The Clones'. No plot whatsoever here....just an excuse to try and flog all that left over merchandise.
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Post by chackattack81 on Jan 9, 2005 17:23:34 GMT -6
You're crazy my lady...That's why I'm crazy 'bout you!xxx ;D
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Post by ilb on Jan 10, 2005 13:24:09 GMT -6
still rolling ann, my dear.... u have the gift... please continue to share it with us u two r almost as cute as me and my sweetie!!
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