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Post by leafsoup on Dec 6, 2006 16:31:55 GMT -6
Ok I typed fruitcake.. Looks good sitting there all by itself doesn't it? Hee hee And Scrappy.. are you talking about me.. the one that hasn't started yellin' yet? Don't you mean whining and going wah wah wah cuz I can't pass the fruitcake? And I am sending it to you. Dang it ..I am trying it again.. Guess I will have to write Phalon a secret letter to 'splain it again!!!!!! And for you fruitcake haters.. I like fruitcake.. YEP! I SAID IT AND i MEAN IT. Although, actually I like the cake and the raisins and nuts.. I spit all the fruit out.. so what does that mean? ? Here the dumbutt tries it again dammit..
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Post by Amazon_Princess on Dec 6, 2006 18:13:41 GMT -6
How come the unsuspecting newbie gets stuck with a fruitcake?
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Post by Phalon on Dec 7, 2006 2:03:49 GMT -6
Hi there, aflyonthewall. I don't think we've been properly introduced. I'm Phalon; it says so on all my posts. Nice to meet you.
Can somebody please tell me the crumb trail this fruitcake has left? I've lost track of its progress once I passed it to Scrappy.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Dec 7, 2006 7:24:46 GMT -6
Ok...it went something like this I think.....
Phalon Scrappy Lola aflyonthewall
I'm pretty sure leafsoup was just practicing her tossing skills in preparation for actually getting it at some point in the future. Which still leaves aflyonthewall in the position of having to pass it on.
And I have to say...the damn thing must be pretty stale for it to get stuck so early in the season.
Oh and leafsoup.....if you'll notice the dates at the top of that particular post it was made last year I think....so I wasn't talking about you....I think I had bounced it off Dixie's head at that point. As for whining...I can't blame you....fruitcake is the scourge of the holiday season.
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Post by Phalon on Dec 7, 2006 9:14:35 GMT -6
I think we're missing some victims of this year's hideous culinary scurge, Scrappy. Somewhere in there Yinyang had it, gagged, and then plagued Maeve with it. Or maybe it was the other way around?
Whoever has it, show yourself please. Then pass it on lest it blacken your doorstep for another year.
Leafsoup, your fruitcake skills are an improvement over your pumpkin skills. Only two tries, and one damnit. Way to go!
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Post by mabd on Dec 7, 2006 10:34:21 GMT -6
sweet yinyang gifted me with the brick 'o fruit. I re-gifted it to aflyonthewall. From there I'm lost.
Maeve
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Dec 7, 2006 13:25:56 GMT -6
Ooops sorry....
Phalon Scrappy Lola yinyang Maeve aflyonthewall
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Post by leafsoup on Dec 7, 2006 21:07:14 GMT -6
I'm always lost.. but I am getting good at tossing ..so toss away and see how long I keep it.. Not very long!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by leafsoup on Dec 8, 2006 18:56:40 GMT -6
I get it now!.. You all are scared that I will throw that delicious dessert (putoooie - there went the fruit I spit out) in all directions and everyone will get hit with it.
My fruitcake throwing skills are alive and ready!
Toss it at me and I will be thinking who should get it.. yeehaw!!!!!!!!
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Post by Amazon_Princess on Dec 8, 2006 19:20:33 GMT -6
leafsoup, you are more than welcome to the fruitcake. ::Tosses::
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Post by leafsoup on Dec 8, 2006 23:08:09 GMT -6
Wahoooooooooo here ya go Siren, I don't think you had it have you. Let's see if all my braggin works
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Post by leafsoup on Dec 8, 2006 23:08:47 GMT -6
Yeehaw!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Siren on Dec 9, 2006 8:20:47 GMT -6
Wayta go there, Leafsoup. I'm...uh...real happy for you.
*walks off, muttering* Damnit...
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Post by battleon on Dec 9, 2006 9:16:23 GMT -6
K, here you go siren meer chritmas your fav fruitcake...My mom made this so it tastes good and is good.....
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Post by katina2nd on Dec 15, 2006 20:33:12 GMT -6
I passed it off to Battleon a few days ago and think I may have scared her/him away, should I chuck it at somebody else to get it moving again?
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Post by Phalon on Dec 16, 2006 8:00:33 GMT -6
By all means, Katina, keep the thing bouncing. Like the pumpkin, I think a two day stall rule should apply.
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Post by katina2nd on Dec 16, 2006 19:38:00 GMT -6
That's what I thought Ms Elf, and seeing as how one or two regulars seem to have gone missing for the holidays I better make sure whoever I hand it to will get it. Not sure what Elves think of fruitcake, best way to find out I guess is to drop this delicious treat in your lap [ and then run like the wind ] so here ya go, one slightly nibbled upon treat ........ Enjoy.
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Post by fallenangel on Dec 17, 2006 9:27:13 GMT -6
ok Im really confused .Who has the fruitcake? Phalon passed it to Leafsoup . Siren passed it to me. ??
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Post by Phalon on Dec 17, 2006 13:03:18 GMT -6
BOLL, Yinyang. Confused? You and me both. I've got no idea where the damn thing is. Katina gave it to me; I passed it to Leafsoup. But it seems Siren passed it to Battleon, who hasn't returned since, and then to keep it from stalling, passed it to you?
Maybe the thing multiplied when we weren't looking, as do the dust bunnies under my bed. Pesky things have a way of doing that.
Or it crumbled and each crumble grew to a full size fruitcake - kind of like mold does.
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Post by Siren on Dec 17, 2006 18:30:20 GMT -6
Sorry for adding to the confusion. Actually, kat passed it to battleon, who passed it on to me - only I didn't find that out till Phalon alerted me. Then I passed it on of yinyang, after Gams had already passed it to leafsoup. See? I told you it was confusing.
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Post by leafsoup on Dec 18, 2006 22:51:58 GMT -6
I thought I passed it to Xenavirgin? did I? I am sure I did, but I am way confused now. I thought Siren passed it to me and with all my braggin' I tossed it quickly away. Is it lost in cyber space and now none of us will have to deal with the dang thing? Or has the person who has it now..decided to keep it a secret since they know we are ALL confused and he/she can sit with it and no one will know? ?? Fess up, you, fruitcake ..that is in possession of the fruitcake
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Post by leafsoup on Dec 18, 2006 22:55:06 GMT -6
OH, MISS SKI GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know EXACTLY where the fruitcake is..and YOU DO TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just had a memory lapse!! Excuse the dementia everyone!
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Post by Phalon on Dec 19, 2006 0:09:50 GMT -6
Honestly - I truly have no idea who is in possession of it; I swear there's more than one being passed around. More than one fruitcake?! The Horror!!!!
I say everyone who thinks they have it, once had it; everyone who has uncontrollable cravings to have it, take a chunk and....
FOOD FIGHT!!!!
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Dec 19, 2006 0:13:07 GMT -6
*Donning stainless steel mixing bowl and metal trash can lid for protection*
HA!!! I'm ready!!!!
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Post by Phalon on Dec 19, 2006 0:25:34 GMT -6
<zing>
SPLAT!!!!
Stainless steel mixing bowl and metal trash! Pfft. They are nothing to this armour piercing fruitcake, Poppet.
<runs upstairs and slips into bed before Scrappy realizes what hit her>
Sweet Fruitcake Dreams, Scrappy.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Dec 19, 2006 12:48:06 GMT -6
HA! Oops.... *insert sound of boxing bell* What was that?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Dec 21, 2006 9:45:50 GMT -6
Um...does that mean it was my turn to throw the brick? If not anyone have any idea where the damn thing is?
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Post by mabd on Dec 21, 2006 10:13:10 GMT -6
Okay, someone lob the brick this way. STP likes fruitcake and, we really, really do not want to think about me and cooking. So STP can fix the fruity brick and I'll fling it somewhere.
Oh, btw, pretending you only lurk, does not excuse you from being in possession of the fruitcake. Ignorance it no excuse.
Maeve
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Post by Phalon on Dec 21, 2006 11:01:46 GMT -6
Hhmmmmm......
I know where it is - or at least one of them, but I'm not telling...yet. I still say it took lessons from my dust bunnies, and multiplied when everyone's back was turned.
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Post by Phalon on Nov 30, 2007 7:44:59 GMT -6
Time to dig it outta the basement, and blow the dust off this musty old thing once more - this thread, and the thing contained within.
Get your throwing arm ready for The Fourth or Fifth Annual Whoosh Fruitcake Toss; I'm not sure which - I think the fruitcake was thrown around a year or so before the thread started. However many years it is....it's good and petrified by now, and it'll take some effort to lob the thing any distance further than your foot.
Steel-toed shoes are optional, but advisable equipment; the damned thing is heavy.
Since there was some confusion about who ended up with it last year, I'll start. It's been lobbed in the direction of.....?
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