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Post by stepper on Oct 30, 2014 17:18:38 GMT -6
Chicago The Musical - Roxie
They're gonna wait outside in lines to get to see... Think of those autographs I'll sign, "Good luck to ya!" And I'll appear in a lavalier that goes all the way down to my waist
Next: Waist (I thought lavalier might be a little too difficult.)
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Post by Phalon on Oct 31, 2014 6:21:53 GMT -6
<shakes head and sighs> I cannot believe I'm posting this, but(t) it's the only thing that comes to mind that fits...
from "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot
I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face
next word: round
I would never admit to listening to this song - I don't think I've ever, not even once, heard the thing the whole way through. I do admit though, to being a "Friends" addict...
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Post by stepper on Oct 31, 2014 23:01:53 GMT -6
Roller Derby Queen - Jim Croche
The night that I fell in love with a roller derby queen around and round, a round and round The meanest hunk of woman that anybody ever seen Down in the arena
Next: Mean(est)
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Post by Phalon on Nov 3, 2014 7:14:52 GMT -6
Wracked my brain to think of a song that contains "meanest", and came up empty.
from "Peace Sells" by Megadeth
What do you mean, "I hurt your feelings"? I didn't know you had any feelings. What do you mean, "I ain't kind"? I'm just not your kind. What do you mean, "I couldn't be the president of the United States of America"? Tell me something, it's still "We the people", right?
next word: tell
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Post by stepper on Nov 3, 2014 18:29:06 GMT -6
Sorry I picked a word that was overly difficult. You'd think a group called Megadeath would have used it once.
The Meanest Girl in Town was recorded by both Bill Haley and Elvis.
You Belong to Me - Carly Simon
Why'd you tell me this Were you looking for my reaction What do you need to know Don't you know I'll always be your girl You don't have to prove to me you're beautiful to strangers I've got loving eyes of my own
Next: Prove
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Post by Phalon on Nov 4, 2014 9:19:20 GMT -6
from "New Divide" by Linkin Park
So give me reason to prove me wrong, to wash this memory clean Let the floods cross the distance in your eyes Give me reason to fill this hole, connect the space between Let it be enough to reach the truth that lies across this new divide
next word: across
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Post by stepper on Nov 4, 2014 18:07:55 GMT -6
Waking Up Alone - Paul Williams
Walk with me darlin' where the wheatfields used to be I will tell you stories of my times across the sea You're the legendary girl I left behind Can't begin to count the times you've crossed my mind
Next: Begin
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Post by Phalon on Nov 5, 2014 22:33:55 GMT -6
from "Rusty Cage" by Soundgarden
You wired me awake And hit me with a hand of broken nails You tied my lead and pulled my chain To watch my blood begin to boil But I'm gonna break I'm gonna break my I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run
next word: chain
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Post by stepper on Nov 6, 2014 17:21:20 GMT -6
The Chain - Fleetwood Mac
Listen to the wind blow Watch the sun rise
Run in the shadows Damn your love, damn your lies
And if you don't love me now You will never love me again I can still hear you sayin' You would never break the chain Never break the chain
Next: Blow
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Post by Phalon on Nov 8, 2014 8:23:18 GMT -6
from "Killer Queen" by Queen
She's a Killer Queen Gunpowder, gelatine Dynamite with a laser beam Guaranteed to blow your mind Anytime
next word: anytime
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Post by stepper on Nov 8, 2014 10:42:17 GMT -6
Call Me - Blondie
Color me your color, baby Color me your car Color me your color, darling I know who you are Come up off your color chart I know where you're comin' from Call me (call me) on the line Call me, call me any, anytime Call me (call me) my love You can call me any day or night Call me
Next: Color
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Post by Phalon on Nov 9, 2014 8:30:16 GMT -6
from "Outside" by Staind
But I'm on the outside I'm looking in I can see through you See your true colors 'Cause inside you're ugly You're ugly like me I can see through you See to the real you
next word: ugly
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Post by stepper on Nov 9, 2014 18:04:57 GMT -6
So How Come (no One Loves Me) - Beatles
Well if you wonder who the loneliest creatures in the world can be Well they're the ugly duckling, the little black sheep, and me Uh huh They say that everyone loves someone So how come no one loves me
Next: Everyone
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Post by Phalon on Nov 10, 2014 7:24:06 GMT -6
from a great song by Incubus: "Drive"
So if I decide to waiver my chance to be one of the hive Will I choose water over wine and hold my own and drive? It's driven me before And it seems to be the way that everyone else gets around But lately I'm beginning to find that When I drive myself my light is found
next word: decide
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Post by stepper on Nov 10, 2014 20:45:08 GMT -6
The Winner Takes It All - Abba
The judges will decide The likes of me abide Spectators of the show Always staying low The game is on again A lover or a friend A big thing or a small The winner takes it all
Next: Winner
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Post by Phalon on Nov 11, 2014 7:32:34 GMT -6
from "The Long Way Home" by Bob Seger
Winners, losers and small time misusers Do what they must on their own Lovers, dreamers and beautiful schemers All take the long way home Some have their reasons Some lose their way They all want so much to succeed How do you tell them apart The best of them leave with their hearts
next word: apart
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Post by stepper on Nov 11, 2014 14:36:38 GMT -6
Graceland - Simon and Garfunkel
And she said losing love Is like a window in your heart Everybody sees you're blown apart Everybody sees the wind blow
Next: Wind
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Post by Phalon on Nov 12, 2014 7:53:08 GMT -6
from "Serenity" by Godsmack
As I sit here and slowly close my eyes I take another deep breath And feel the wind pass through my body I'm the one in your soul Reflecting inner light Protect the ones who hold you Cradling your inner child
next word: pass
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Post by stepper on Nov 12, 2014 16:56:11 GMT -6
Hey! Just because you said wind pass instead of pass wind doesn't mean you get a pass on passing wind! Surely I'm not the only person who noticed this - I may the only one who's schmucky enough to say I noticed that you snuck that in and I bet you just wanted to see if someone would catch it, but I'm sure I'm not the only noticer in the group!
Chain Reaction - Diana Ross
All you gotta do is get in the middle of a chain reaction You get a medal when you're lost in action Don't pass me by
Next: Chain
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Post by Phalon on Nov 13, 2014 5:49:48 GMT -6
eye-roll
from "Control" by Puddle of Mudd
I'd like to teach you all the rules I'd get to see them set in stone I like it when you chain me to the bed But then your secrets never shone
next word: rule(s)
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Post by stepper on Nov 13, 2014 17:39:34 GMT -6
I wonder if there's a song about the cold killed her humor? I'm sure it's the cold and not the bad, but only, joke there was to be had there.
Dear John - Taylor Swift
You paint me a blue sky And go back and turn it to rain And I lived in your chess game But you changed the rules everyday Wonderin’ which version of you I might get on the phone, tonight Well I stopped pickin’ up and this song is to let you know why
Next: Phone
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Post by Phalon on Nov 14, 2014 7:14:08 GMT -6
But I do still have a sense of humor. To prove it, here's a song (I'm posting all the lyrics) from Tool that I think is humorous in the most sarcastic of ways
Imagine your typical female automated telephone voice with very discordant music played in both the foreground and background...
L.A.M.C. (Los Angeles Municipal Court) by Tool
[dialtone, touch-tone dialing, ring, ring]
Thank you for calling the Los Angeles Municipal Court. This is an automated system that can handle most inquiries. If after using this system, your question is not answered, please, stay on the line and a representative will be with you shortly.
If you are calling from a touch-tone phone, please press 1. If you are calling from a cellular phone, please press 2. If you are calling from a pay phone, please press 3. If you are calling from a car phone, please press 4. If you are calling from a secret-spy phone, please press 5. If you are calling from a princess phone, please press 6 If you are calling from a car fax, please press 7. and If you are calling from a rotary phone, please, stay on the line
Make your selection at any time.
[touch-tone 1]
Make your selection at any time.
[three touch-tone 1's]
For information in English, please press 1. For information in Spanish, please press 2. For information in Japanese, please press 3. For information in Chinese, please press 4. For information in Dutch, please press 5. For information in Latvian, please press 6. For information in French, please press 7. For information in Yiddish, please press 8. For information in Ig-pay Atin-lay, lease-pay ress-pay ine-nay.
[touch-tone 1]
If you are responding to a notice from the City Attorney's office, press 3. To check the amount due on a parking ticket, press 4. If you believe you are ticketed in error because your disabled person placard or your preferential parking permit was clearly displayed, or your vehicle is disabled, press 5. For all other traffic related matters, press 6.
[long touch-tone 6]
Please make a selection at any time.
[three touch-tone 6's]
For traffic school information, press 1. For payment inormation, press 2. For court locations, press 3. For general ticket and warrant information, press 4. For court appearance and bail information, press 5. For traffic court appointment information, press 6.
[four touch-tone 6's]
If you need to make a traffic court appointment, please press 1, unless you have not filled out a DD form 3018, in which case, please press 2. To receive a blank DD form 3018, please come down to the Los Angeles Municipal Court building during normal business hours. If you have filled out DD form 3018, but have not reported to the City Attorney's office, please press 3.
If you are not receiving physical therapy but have a relative that voted 'no' on Proposition 187 * and have collected a notarized waiver from said relative, and have attached said waiver in triplicate to said form, please press 4, unless of course, said relative is not a naturalized citizen, in which case, please press 5.
If you are receiving physical therapy from a naturalized citizen but have not voted 'yes' or 'no' on Proposition 187 and have not reported to the City Attorney, but have filled out form DD 3018, please press 6.
Of course, if you have not had your eyes tested by your local Department of Motor Vehicles in the last three years, in which case press 7. If you have had your eyes tested AND voted 'yes' on Proposition 187, and have your DD form 3018 filled out and have already reported to the City Attorney but have never been called in for jury duty, press 8.
[touch-tone entry]
Make your selection at any time.
[here begins the touch-tone frenzy]
Make your selection at any time.
The system is waiting for a touch tone entry. The system is waiting for a touch tone entry.
There is a possibility that you have made an error in selecting your message. Please try again.
The system is waiting for a touch tone entry.
There is a possibility that you have made an error in selecting your message. Please try again.
I'm sorry, but we are unable to interpret your request. Please call back during normal business hours.
[CLICK ... sound of dialing]
Thank you for calling the Los Angeles Municipal Court. This is an automated system that can handle most inquiries. If after using this system, your question is not answered, please, stay on the line and a representative will be with you shortly.
[fades out on] If you are calling from a touch-tone phone, please press 1. If you are calling from a cellular phone, please press 2.
next word: handle
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Post by stepper on Nov 15, 2014 12:37:50 GMT -6
That was funny - both times! Handle With Care - George Harrison Been beat up and battered 'round Been sent up, and I've been shot down You're the best thing that I've ever found Handle me with careReputations changeable Situations tolerable Baby, you're adorable Handle me with careNext: Care
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Post by Phalon on Nov 16, 2014 8:02:57 GMT -6
I got rid of the second one; I wonder what happened?
from "Sons of Plunder" by Disturbed
As the countless numbers hunger for worldwide renown All the pimping sons of plunder will roll up their sleeves All searching for the answers they don't even care to know Give it to me
next word: number(s)
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Post by stepper on Nov 16, 2014 17:14:24 GMT -6
That double post thing happens to me once in a while. The system seems to be taking too long so I'll hit enter a second time, but I'll end up with a second post.
Operator - Jim Croce
But isn't that the way they say it goes Well let's forget all that And give me the number if you can find it So I can call just to tell 'em I'm fine, and to show I've overcome the blow I've learned to take it well I only wish my words Could just convince myself That it just wasn't real But that's not the way it feels
Next: Feel(s)
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Post by Phalon on Nov 17, 2014 7:19:15 GMT -6
Wish Sista Q was here; I think she'd be pleased to know one of her mixed CDs was, and still is, played so often that the inside of my car sounds like a concert hall when this song came on, and both girls now have it on their playlists on their phones.
from "Scars" by Papa Roach
I tear my heart open, I sew myself shut My weakness is that I care too much And our scars remind us that the past is real I tear my heart open just to feel
next word: shut
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Post by stepper on Nov 17, 2014 18:23:21 GMT -6
Me too. And she's not the only who could post a little more.
Mama Told Me Not To Come - Three Dog Night
The radio is blastin’ Someone’s knocking at the door I’m lookin’ at my girlfriend She’s passed out on the floor
I seen so many things I ain’t never seen before I don’t know what it is somebody shut that door
Next: Radio
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Post by Phalon on Nov 18, 2014 7:31:20 GMT -6
from "Black Sunshine" by White Zombie
Cry a river "cosmic" - Moon in Scorpio, feel her body "breathe" - Acid radio
next word: river
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Post by stepper on Nov 18, 2014 16:42:57 GMT -6
River of Dreams - Billy Joel I must be looking for something Something sacred I lost But the river is wide And it's too hard to crossNext: Cross (I know you said you didn't like him, and I'm not exactly a huge fan, but I like this one.)
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Post by Phalon on Nov 19, 2014 5:03:08 GMT -6
from "Doesn't Remind Me" by Audioslave
I walk the streets of Japan till I get lost Cause it doesn't remind me of anything With a graveyard tan carrying a cross Cause it doesn't remind me of anything I like studying faces in a parking lot Cause it doesn't remind me of anything I like driving backwards in the fog Cause it doesn't remind me of anything
next word: drive/driving
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