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Post by Mini Mia on Apr 2, 2012 21:27:55 GMT -6
I don't like Zombies, but I see a lot of you here do. So here's a thread to discuss them, and how to survive an actual Zombie Apocalypse.
Enjoy.
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Post by stepper on Apr 2, 2012 21:49:59 GMT -6
Naw - Phalon's the one with the hots for the Z's. I just like messing with her!
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Post by Phalon on Apr 3, 2012 6:11:30 GMT -6
Where did you get such an idea as that?
Although....
I read an article on-line a couple of weeks ago - I think it was in Yahoo Finance - about the weirdest things you can buy on-line; yes, all for a price you can own stuff like toenails, fossilized feet, and a Cheezit shaped like the head of the Virgin Mary (I just made up that last one, but I'm not doubting someone would try to sell it if it existed). One of the things listed was a Zombie Survival Kit, which includes all kinds of weaponry in a handy-dandy carrying pack; it retails for something like $350.00.
I wouldn't mind having one of those to use on The Loser Boyfriend....you know, just in case I decide on a whim he might be displaying zombie-like behavior and needs to be gotten rid of (and since I don't know exactly what zombie-like behavior is, this is completely up to my discretion).
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Post by scamp on May 18, 2012 14:56:00 GMT -6
One of the things listed was a Zombie Survival Kit, which includes all kinds of weaponry in a handy-dandy carrying pack; it retails for something like $350.00. Phalon, you really don't need a Zombie Survival Kit: a couple aspirins should handle any number of Zombies. Just remember not to Zombie survive and drive. Suspense Alert!! A Zombie is just a very potent drink made with dark, light, and high-proof rums; cherry brandy; orange juice; lemon juice; and grenadine. |
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Post by Mini Mia on Jun 18, 2012 2:42:50 GMT -6
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Post by Mini Mia on Jun 18, 2012 16:12:14 GMT -6
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Post by Phalon on Jun 20, 2012 5:42:42 GMT -6
Ha, ha, sarcastic ha, Stepper. I like the first sentence of the "Best Car to Survive a Zombie Apocalyse" article: "Now that the Centers for Disease control has warned Americans to prepare for a possible “Zombie Apocalypse......” (eye-roll) But yes, just this last weekend, the topic of the Zombie Apocalypse came up again; you can't have a teenager with zombie-obsessed friends and not hear the latest zombie news. Apparently, in a recent attack due to drug use, one man ate another man's face. In other cases, the drug, a form of LSD, has caused people to take "their clothing off, been extremely violent with what seemed to be super-human strength, even using their jaws as weapons." miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/26/miami-police-confrontation-men-leaves-1-dead-1-hurt/What more evidence do you need? Surely this is the start of The Zombie Apocalypse!!! At least it is according to those who know these kinds of things....and because of the Internet, "news" travels fast - there are all kinds of reports of people who've used this drug, eating family pets, babies, spouses - whoever they can get their jaws on. (humongous eye-roll) LX told me again she "just got mad" when a couple of her guy friends, and even one of her girl friends, relayed the story and eminent onset of the apocalypse. Always the voice of reason (ginormous eye-roll), LX had to explain to them the definition of "apocalypse" - and that, sorry to disappoint, the world was not going to be over-run with zombies because a small number of idiots are using "bath salts". |
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Jun 20, 2012 15:59:20 GMT -6
So just this morning my office decided to do a Zombie apocolypse theme for Halloween. One Zombie killer, one person who is always the first one to die because they didn't stay put or they opened the door when they knew better, and the rest zombies in varying stages of decay.....should be FUN!
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Post by stepper on Jun 20, 2012 16:13:05 GMT -6
Who knew?
What? I'm just trying to keep you aprised of the latest intel!
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Post by Phalon on Jun 21, 2012 6:24:25 GMT -6
Ooooo....or should I say "eeewww"? Either way, it sounds like a blast, Scrappy! I love Halloween, and it's never too early to start planning (I've already got a dead Christmas tree tagged with my name on it; I dragged it out of the brush pile at work a couple of months ago).
Realistically (can there be such a thing in this thread?), I'd probably be the first person to die...well, maybe not the first, but the one you scream at while watching the movie, "You stupid b!tch! WTF are you doing?!"
Yep, I'd be the one who didn't stay put, and had to go investigate....probably with a butcher knife (or dental floss), or in the case of ceiling fan demons, a hairbrush in my hand.
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Post by quettalee on Jun 21, 2012 23:31:29 GMT -6
So just this morning my office decided to do a Zombie apocolypse theme for Halloween. One Zombie killer, one person who is always the first one to die because they didn't stay put or they opened the door when they knew better, and the rest zombies in varying stages of decay.....should be FUN! Absolutely fun! I wish more people like to play for Halloween! |
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