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Post by Phalon on Dec 20, 2012 4:44:58 GMT -6
Since apparently we're airing these out in the open, here's mine, sung to the tune of "O Christmas Tree". O Roast Beast Slab
O Roast Beast Slab, O Roast Beast Slab How glad we are to have you. The Grinch stole you and took you away, But brought you back for Christmas day. O Roast Beast Slab, O Roast Beast Slab How glad we are to have you.
O Roast Beast Slab, O Roast Beast Slab How lovely is your marbling. You've just the right amount of fat, A Seuss-like rhyme is "Cat in the Hat". O Roast Beast Slab, O Roast Beast Slab How lovely is your marbling.
O Roast Beast Slab, O Roast Beast Slab I'm so glad I'm not vegetarian. No sugarplum visions enter my head, Just dreams of meat while laying in bed. O Roast Beast Slab, O Roast Beast Slab I'm so glad I'm not vegetarian.
O Roast Beast Slab, O Roast Beast Slab How enticing are your juices. No, you're not a magical fish, But you are so magically delish. O Roast Beast Slab, O Roast Beast Slab How enticing are your juices.
O Roast Beast Slab, O Roast Beast Slab You fill Who bellies with gladness This song should have some Cheez-its too, 'Cuz Cheez-its are loved by Cindy Lou Who O Roast Beast Slab, O Roast Beast Slab You fill Who bellies with gladness.
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Post by Phalon on Dec 20, 2012 4:46:33 GMT -6
Sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells". Thieve and Steal
Who-hashing through the snow, In a one dog open sleigh. Down the mountain they go, Stealing all the way. Bells on Max's tail ring, Making too much noise. Oh, what fun it is to sing, And steal from girls and boys.
Oh! Thieve and steal, thieve and steal, Thieving all the way. Oh, what fun it is to steal Whoville's Christmas day! Oh! Thieve and steal, thieve and steal, Thieving all the way, Oh, what fun it is to steal, Whoville's Christmas day!
Back up that big hill, Max tugged the big Grinch sled. He pulled with iron-will, Though his heart was filled with dread. For though he pulled the sleigh, It was not by his design, To steal their Christmas day. How he wished he could resign!
Oh! Thieve and steal, thieve and steal, Thieving all the way. It's no fun to thieve and steal Whoville's Christmas day! Oh! Thieve and steal, thieve and steal, Thieving all the way, It's no fun to thieve and steal Whoville's Christmas day!
Poor Max, he did not stop. Heaving all the way, Until he reached the top. Below them Whoville lay. Now comes the bestest part, Hearing a joyful song, The Grinch had a change of heart. All along he'd been wrong!
Oh! Thieve and steal, thieve and steal, Thieving all the way. It's no fun to thieve and steal Whoville's Christmas day! Oh! Thieve and steal, thieve and steal, Thieving all the way, It's no fun to thieve and steal Whoville's Christmas day!
Back down the hill they went, Bringing that big pack. Grinch learned what Christmas meant, And gave it all right back. For Christmas, you all know Does not come from a store, Not tied with a big red bow. Christmas is so much more.
Oh! Thieve and steal, thieve and steal, Thieving all the way. No one can ever steal Christmas day away! Oh! Thieve and steal, thieve and steal, Thieving all the way, No one can ever steal Christmas day away!
Hey!
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Post by Phalon on Dec 20, 2012 7:12:11 GMT -6
Sung to the tune of "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus". I Saw Santa Stealing Christmas Gifts
I saw Santa stealing Christmas gifts, From underneath the Christmas tree last night. Then he saw me creep Out of bed to have a peek He got me a drink, Then tucked me back in bed to sleep.
Then, I saw Santa stealing candy canes As we held them in our hands so tight. Oh, what a laugh it would have been, If it was only a dream I’d seen Of Santa stealing Christmas gifts last night!
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Post by katina2nd on Dec 20, 2012 20:15:38 GMT -6
Great job Windy, them's the winning entries right there, if we (you) don't win this round, and by such a margin as to catapult us to the overall lead in this competition, I'll demand a full judicial enquiry. Righto, my contribution. Now you're not going to believe what I'm about to tell you. I worked for two days on my entry, tweaked it, changed it, modified it until it was exactly to my satisifaction, and danged good it was to even if I do say so myself. Then somehow I lost it Searched high and low to no avail, it was gone. Don't have the heart to try again knowing I'll never reach that level of perfection again, so it's all up to you WW-H. See I told ya you wouldn't believe me. Forgive me ..............
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Post by Mini Mia on Dec 20, 2012 22:25:49 GMT -6
Uh, Kat. You do know we're not playing teams now, don't you? Scrappy stated this is an individual game. If you don't post something, you'll end up with no score. And if this is a 'kicked off the island' round, you're out of the game. You might want to try to beat at least one person.
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Post by katina2nd on Dec 21, 2012 0:54:45 GMT -6
Uh, Kat. You do know we're not playing teams now, don't you? Scrappy stated this is an individual game. If you don't post something, you'll end up with no score. And if this is a 'kicked off the island' round, you're out of the game. You might want to try to beat at least one person.
Yep, yep, I knew that Jox .............. and if you believe that I have some swamp land I'd like to sell you. Sheesh why do the rules keep changing? Okay then, to the tune of Joy to the World obviously, more to follow if time and my sanity allows .... Woe to the world, the Grinch is come! He comes just to annoy, to remove from Christmas all the joy for every girl and boy, For every girl and boy, For every girl and boy to remove from Christmas all the joy for every girl and boy. His wish is that we all be sad, no merriment be had, nor presents neath the Christmas tree which makes us all feel bad which makes us all feel bad which makes us all feel bad which makes us, which makes us, all feel so bad Added another verse, why I'm not sure, after reading all the other entries reckon my goose is cooked for sure. Sheesh talk about a bunch of over achievers. Scrap' wouldn't really kick me outta the game would she ........... would she?
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Post by Mini Mia on Dec 21, 2012 1:32:33 GMT -6
Well, she didn't say anyone would be eliminated ... but then why make the game per person and not per team?
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Post by Phalon on Dec 21, 2012 6:17:28 GMT -6
I believe you, Katina. Stuff like that happens all the time. Right? I remember once the cat ate my homework, then hacked it up in a hairball.
Then the dog ate it.
Nah. Would she? You just stick with me, Katina, and we'll go far....at least as far as Scrappy can throw us.
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Post by Phalon on Dec 21, 2012 6:19:52 GMT -6
To the tune of "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer". "The Grinch That Stole Christmas"
You know Lorax and Horton, And Thing One and Thing Two, The Cat in the Hat, And Cindy Lou Who. But do you recall The meanest Seuss character of all?
The Grinch that stole Christmas Had a very tiny heart You had to squint to see it Like at a speck on the eye-chart.
That deep-voiced Grinch Song singer Called him a nasty skunk He said that the mean-hearted Grinch And I quote, “stink, stank, stunk!”
Then one early Christmas morn, Grinch felt something strange, He thought something he hadn’t before; That Christmas doesn’t come from a store.
Then all the Who-villians loved him And they shouted out, “Hooray!” For his heart that was so tiny, Grew three sizes that day.
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Post by katina2nd on Dec 21, 2012 7:21:45 GMT -6
Well, she didn't say anyone would be eliminated ... but then why make the game per person and not per team?
Just to make us all worry? [ I believe you, Katina. Stuff like that happens all the time. Right? I remember once the cat ate my homework, then hacked it up in a hairball. Then the dog ate it. LOL. See, stuff does happen then, right? ;D
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Post by Phalon on Dec 21, 2012 8:05:17 GMT -6
Right! That's what I'm going with, anyway. Just one more (unless Joxie posts yet another). This one doesn't have much Christmassy-ness, but neither does the original. And I'm going with that too! To the tune of "Winter Wonderland": Seuss Storybooks
"Horton Hears a Who", are you listening? "Go Dog Go"; page five is missing. Tattered and torn, The pages are worn In our favorite Seuss storybook.
"I do not like them, Sam I am. I do not like green eggs and ham. Not in a box, Not with a fox!" In our favorite Seuss storybook.
In Who-ville we can have some roast beast. At a long table, we'll sit down. Grinch says, "Are you carving?" We'll say, "At this feast, You can carve the beast while you're in town!"
Later on, we'll be tired. Thing One and Two - they were wired!!! We'll face unafraid The mess that they've made, In our favorite Seuss storybook.
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Post by katina2nd on Dec 21, 2012 20:34:29 GMT -6
For cryin' out loud, when is Scrappy gonna pull the pin on this, it's getting way outta hand. ;D
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Post by Mini Mia on Dec 21, 2012 20:58:30 GMT -6
Ok folks! Game #3
Calling all Musicians!
Write me a Christmas song in the style of Dr. Seuss. PG please. Each song must have an actual carol as it's musical base.
Example:
Oh Holy Night = Oh Holy Cow
You have one week. More or less.
BTW this is an individual challenge! No collaborating. Songs will be scored as follows.
Creativity: 20 points Dr. Seuss-iness: 30 points Rhyming: 20 points Christmassy-ness: 20 points x-factor: 10 points
Please do not PM. Post them in your respective areas.
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Post by Phalon on Dec 22, 2012 9:18:10 GMT -6
HA! I think Scrappy's kicked back, Jack and Pepsi in one hand, Reese's peanut butter tree in the other, and laughing her @ss off watching us fry our brains, and scramble to keep up. At least, that would be my wish for Scrappy instead of her frying her brains from working too hard. Here's just one more - my last, and absolute final attempt. To the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas". Those Blasted Over-Achievers
I wish they’d quit non-stop posting I wish they’d quit non-stop posting I wish they’d quit non-stop posting Of Christmas Seuss songs.
First one, and then two Then three and four more I wish they’d quit non-stop postings Of Christmas Seuss songs.
I just can’t keep up with them I just can’t keep up with them I just can’t keep up with them Over-achievers they are.
When’s Scrappy gonna end this? Oh, when’s Scrappy gonna end this? Oh, when’s Scrappy gonna end this Seuss song lyric game?
I wish they’d quit non-stop posting I wish they’d quit non-stop posting I wish they’d quit non-stop posting Those Christmas Seuss songs.
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Post by stepper on Dec 22, 2012 12:57:24 GMT -6
What?? "We" should stop posting??? This from somebody who buries all our hopes in a flood of Christmas songs??? Oh sure, M&M&M&M&M&M posted a couple songs too, but that was an individual creative splash, or flood, but the rest of us are drowning! And you did it with a song??!! The only consolation to all this is that Scrappy is gonna NEED all that Jack and Pepsi to sing all these songs to herself and then judge 'em. That means the only bribe left is Reese's Trees!! BWAAA HA HA HA!!! Oh whooops. About all those individual songs from M&M&M&M&M&M, uh, oh darn. Do the trees count as a team bride or “my” bribe?? You know, chocolate and peanut butter bribes, er, gifts, they last a nice long time. And thinking about gifts, that could save the esteemed judge from having to listen to all those songs and stuff.
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Post by Mini Mia on Dec 22, 2012 16:10:51 GMT -6
Uh, Phalon? Did you not see that my last song was a repeat? I discovered that the beginning lyrics had one line too many, so I had to take out one line and rework the ones left. I didn't add a whole new song.
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Post by Mini Mia on Dec 22, 2012 16:13:14 GMT -6
Awww. Okay. I see it was because Stepper added his songs. Never mind.
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Post by stepper on Dec 22, 2012 21:17:55 GMT -6
I added two songs - you added something like two hundred! If Ms Rulz gives you one point in each area for each song you'd out score me by half a zillion - or if it was Halloween - then you'd win by forty two.
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