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Post by Grrlpower on May 23, 2005 13:38:52 GMT -6
sociolinguistic : A topic covered by School House Rock...Putting a friendly beat to nouns, verbs and conjunction junctions...
Putting a lesson to song is the best way to learn...This common practice was put into effect by fratrock in an attempt to retain knowledge...After all we will all remember Jenny's number 8675309 for an eternity.
LAMINATE
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Post by Joxcenia on May 23, 2005 16:10:49 GMT -6
LAMINATE: verb; To marinate Lamb.
REQUEST
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Post by Phalon on May 23, 2005 22:32:23 GMT -6
request: 1.) having a "Been There, Done That" type day, typically involving repeated attempts to sedate a growling stomach with never-ending quests to the refridgerator. 2.) watching endless repeats of the Xena episode, "the Quest".
enunciation
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Post by Freebird on May 24, 2005 1:18:42 GMT -6
enunciation- Had an answer then forgot it. Brainfart
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Post by Grrlpower on May 24, 2005 14:13:46 GMT -6
enun cia tion brain fart: A secret operation for alias star jennifer garner as she dresses as the flying nun and crashes into the holy water...As her head is submerged bubbles float to the top as she forgets her mission.
HUSTINGS
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Post by lolapunk on May 24, 2005 22:09:15 GMT -6
hustings: a group of morally lacking bees
sublet
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Post by Gabbin on May 24, 2005 22:15:51 GMT -6
Oh hi, Hag. Long time since you been around.
Sublet-When you let a sub do what it wishes. Does that sink in? Perhaps that def. doesn't float with some. Har!
Kugerand
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Post by Phalon on May 24, 2005 22:20:02 GMT -6
Kugerand: an reusable invitation - Kuger, being left at the altar multiple times, just leaves the second party blank. Kuger and..... invite you...
helmsman
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Post by Gabbin on May 24, 2005 22:35:26 GMT -6
Boll Gams. Oh, and GP, that last one was hilarious and action packed, too.
Helsman-Leona Helms' helper.
Heimlick maneuver.
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Post by Phalon on May 24, 2005 22:37:45 GMT -6
Are you baiting again, Gabbin?
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Post by Gabbin on May 24, 2005 22:56:28 GMT -6
Who me? Neverrrrrrrrrrrr
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Post by Phalon on May 24, 2005 23:02:08 GMT -6
Pfft. LMAO.
Ok...hhmmm - eimlick maneuver...
Lemme think on this one - something postable that our Fairly Bored Mother will allow.
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Post by Grrlpower on May 24, 2005 23:02:25 GMT -6
Okay Okay I will take the bait. After all it is all shiny and pretty.
Heimlick maneuver: It is a rough translation of directions on how to get rid of a cowlick...Palm face up you look to heim next to you and have heim lick your hand...Then you wipe it in your hair meaneuvering it just so that the pointy piece of hair is worked into a submissive hold and must lay flat upon the head.
SUBMISSIVE
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Post by Grrlpower on May 24, 2005 23:03:34 GMT -6
Hope that didn't ruin anything for ya P...I'd love to see what you come up with? And thanx G for the props.
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Post by Phalon on May 24, 2005 23:07:47 GMT -6
BOLL GP - actually you saved me - or the board. But dang, it's been awhile since Joxie has had to step in and say, "Shhhh".
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Post by Grrlpower on May 24, 2005 23:11:42 GMT -6
True true. Gotta keep her on her toes though. I think she has her name tracked cause whenever I mention it she pops in as fast as can be... I personally always think of the Eddie Izzard routine in dressed to kill when the maneuver is mentioned, that and the redneck joke which you all surely know.
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Post by Joxcenia on May 24, 2005 23:23:00 GMT -6
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Post by Phalon on May 24, 2005 23:31:20 GMT -6
LMAO. One day, I swear, I'm going to post questions all over the board just to see how fast Joxie can answer them.
Hiya, Joxie.
Submissive: missing the lower portion; the opposite of remissive, which is what happens when it is once again found.
Russetting
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Post by Grrlpower on May 24, 2005 23:32:14 GMT -6
Hey there Joxcie nice to see you. I don't recall mentioning you by name. I thought you were like Beetlejuice...And we had to say your name three times consecutively?
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Post by Grrlpower on May 24, 2005 23:35:55 GMT -6
Russetting : A sporting event at a potato farm! The first round is digging the spuds from the ground with your bare hands and then setting them off into the sunset in your homemade potato gun. With it's sights on a huge bowl on the horizon. Mashed Potatos anyone?
SAFARI
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Post by Phalon on May 24, 2005 23:46:37 GMT -6
Safari: A quest to see what will cause the Fairly Bored Mother to step in; How safari can I go before I'm snipped?
Unprintable
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Post by Grrlpower on May 24, 2005 23:57:05 GMT -6
Unprintable : what happens when you turn on the printer and find you have run out of ink. Leaving your essay unprintable to the human eye. I wonder if I turned in a blank page with a set of x-ray glasses that the teacher can read what I intended to print?
ISOTROPIC
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Post by Phalon on May 25, 2005 22:06:39 GMT -6
Isotropic: the feeling obtained after applying suntan lotion or sunscreen scented with coconut. Isotropic I should be laying on a beach in Tahati. The opposite of Isothermal.
Luminescence
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Post by Gabbin on May 25, 2005 22:56:56 GMT -6
Luminescence-The essence of the mine's loo.
Pertinent
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Post by Phalon on May 25, 2005 23:00:26 GMT -6
I think I did this one before, and since definitions rarely change, and it's late, I'll cheat and use the same one. Not feeling too original.
Pertinent: to leave traces of shampoo in your hair; not rinsing throughly. My hair had that crunchy feel because there was still Pertinent.
resiliency
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Post by Grrlpower on May 25, 2005 23:11:14 GMT -6
resiliency: Repeated acts of silly...It is a common occurance in our computer room at home. In fact we just spent 10 minutes laughing our heads off at our resillyness... To let you in on the joke just so we don't have to laugh alone...Lets just say it was mexican food night and one of us is Going with the motto "Out with the old and in with the new." while the other suffers. Which got us laughing about the smilie itself. We are so MATURE
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Post by Phalon on May 25, 2005 23:18:22 GMT -6
Mature: a nickname; the shortened form of Mother Nature - Ma Ture.
speciosity
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Post by Grrlpower on May 26, 2005 0:15:37 GMT -6
speciosity : This is a new fangled machine that measuers the velocity in which a species moves.
Tests show that there are some that cheetah their way into first place through camoflauge...The spots on their pelt make them look like they are going faster then they really are. Then there are others that are fast as a bunny which measures how fast they get to homeplate...Boy those bunnies don't waste time with 1st, 2nd or 3rd base...it is all or nothing... Then there is the turtle theory which proves the trip is not about the destination but the act of getting there..
Alternative definintion: the measurement of a species curiosity...It is always determined by the advanced research better known as buttsniffing. (my pup is a master at this and it goes to show why curiousity killed the cat)
INSOMNIA
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Post by Xenamoured on May 26, 2005 18:48:38 GMT -6
Hi Grrlpower.... "INSOMNIA" This is the state of being caused by one's staring at a computer screen all night trying to figure out a definition for the word "insomnia".
Define-"Zeitgeist"
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Post by Grrlpower on May 26, 2005 22:17:25 GMT -6
Hey there XenaAmored I haven't seen you in a while...hows it hanging?
Zeitgeist: A ghostly presence of retro clothes in the high end stores at my local mall. The wide collars and bellbottoms are a ghastly sight of an age long past that should be fogotten...Fashion wise that is.
Essential
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