What if The Mama's and The Papa's were Dancin' in the Street and being a Straight Shooter which scared Culture Club who asked Do You Really Want To Hurt Me, but it was okay because they only meant Words Of Love.
Hearts' Barracuda got into the lagoon down in Kokomo because The Beach Boys decided to Hitch A Ride with Boston? Turns out they ended up Blue (in) Hawaii because The King had already left the building!
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One Direction did not Fireproof Pink's Funhouse, and though Disturbed claimed it Indestructible, the Talking Heads were caught Burning Down the House while at the same time, the Pointer Sisters screamed Fire!
It was all Pink's fault of course; she's the one that said 'burn this f***er down'.
Green Day wanted to Wake When September Ends because they didn't wanna hang with Sly's Everyday People or they were too sleepy to Rock On with David Essex? In the end, pretty sure it was Katy Perry's Roar that got everybody moving.
What if you were Ray Charles and you claimed you could Drown In My Own Tears, but the Beatles showed you All You Need Is Love and it really did Help? Would you be like Paul Williams and have a Greatful Heart?
What if… Three Dog Night was Out in the Country singing about Pieces of April and that inspired Janis Joplin to share a Piece Of My Heart and the Police let it all happen because they'd been smoking something and thought it was all just Voices Inside My Head?
Cameo sent the Word Up that Nine Inch Nails were getting Closer but none of us really cared because Stevie & Don had already dropped off the Leather & Lace and Janet Jackson turned in the Velvet Rope? With all the evidence, we knew Madonna would be able to Justify her Love.
I tend to like a few songs from many different artists including Indigo Girls - maybe it's the harmony - but like you, Closer To Fine is pretty high up my list.
What if…America went for a Walk In The Woods and thought they saw Sam The Sham & The Pharaohs doing their Little Red Riding Hood stroll too but they were wrong so it had to be The Platters because every one knows only they are The Great Pretender?
What if...McCartney and Lennon were bemoaning that Can't Buy Me Love and the Animals agreed saying We Gotta Get Out Of This Place but Linda Ronstadt set them straight with That'll Be The Day Desperado, Your're No Good?
One Direction and Alice Cooper, all of them Eighteen, Stevie Nicks, on the Edge of Seventeen and Kiss's Christine, Sixteen were all hanging out together Down on the Corner with CCR when Phil Collins walked by and said 'something's In the Air Tonight'; Nirvana sniffs, and replies "Smells Like Teen Spirit"?
What if…Carly Simon was singing Itsy Bitsy Spider and Anne Murray and Paul McCartney sang Inchworm which creeped out Nick Cave and gave him the Shivers but Taylor Swift told him it was easy to just Shake It Off?
What if...Kenny Loggins got into the Danger Zone using Cheap Trick's Mighty Wings while Loggins just intended to be Playing With The Boys but everyone was brought up short when Teena Marie told them to Lean On Me?
This one is oh-so-bad, but it popped into my head and won't leave; shamefully it makes me laugh...
Little Feat's Fat Man in the Bathtub was Drowned by The Who, and found Dead and Bloated by STP?
What if Quettalee was stung by the Scorpion's Winds of Change once again and it caused her to miss The Last Train to Clarksville (which was full of Monkees anyway) and she kept missing The (new) House On the Hill because she was letting Stevie Wonder do all the driving?
I have been slacking this week because we're in house-hunt mode right now and when I'm not working or packing, we are burning up the streets trying to find that perfect place. AAARRRRGGGGHHH!! It's awful. I HATE moving. The only thing I hate more than moving is trying to find a place to move!
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