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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Apr 1, 2015 8:15:33 GMT -6
Holy Cow! Man you guys are on it this morning! Fraid I'm not as mentally lubricated yet.
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Post by Mini Mia on Apr 1, 2015 16:22:48 GMT -6
A like button? We have such a thing here? And should I be using it?
Hit this button when you like a post:
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Post by Phalon on Apr 2, 2015 5:54:25 GMT -6
But what if...
Led Zeppelin got me so Dazed and Confused that Mudvayne and I Forget to Remember that Salt n Pepa said to Push It real good.
I knew I never should have bought a one-way Ticket to Ride from The Beatles aboard Ozzy's Crazy Train to Genesis' Land of Confusion.
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Post by stepper on Apr 2, 2015 19:28:36 GMT -6
What if The Mama's and The Papa's were Dancin' in the Street and being a Straight Shooter which scared Culture Club who asked Do You Really Want To Hurt Me, but it was okay because they only meant Words Of Love.
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Post by quettalee on Apr 2, 2015 21:27:05 GMT -6
What if... Hearts' Barracuda got into the lagoon down in Kokomo because The Beach Boys decided to Hitch A Ride with Boston? Turns out they ended up Blue (in) Hawaii because The King had already left the building!
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Post by Phalon on Apr 3, 2015 6:03:48 GMT -6
What if...
One Direction did not Fireproof Pink's Funhouse, and though Disturbed claimed it Indestructible, the Talking Heads were caught Burning Down the House while at the same time, the Pointer Sisters screamed Fire!
It was all Pink's fault of course; she's the one that said 'burn this f***er down'.
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Post by stepper on Apr 3, 2015 17:14:19 GMT -6
What if Bruno Mars was a weatherman and predicted It Will Rain, and Bob Dylan told a friend A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall during which Kermit the Frog will make a "Rainbow Connection" with Miss Piggy?
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Post by quettalee on Apr 4, 2015 0:57:30 GMT -6
Ya'll are great at this!
What if...
Green Day wanted to Wake When September Ends because they didn't wanna hang with Sly's Everyday People or they were too sleepy to Rock On with David Essex? In the end, pretty sure it was Katy Perry's Roar that got everybody moving.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Apr 4, 2015 7:55:32 GMT -6
What if.....
HELP!
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Post by stepper on Apr 4, 2015 20:17:36 GMT -6
What if you were Ray Charles and you claimed you could Drown In My Own Tears, but the Beatles showed you All You Need Is Love and it really did Help? Would you be like Paul Williams and have a Greatful Heart?
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Post by quettalee on Apr 5, 2015 0:47:27 GMT -6
What if...
The Winners, Abba, took It All from Godsmack because they were Running Blind?
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Post by Phalon on Apr 5, 2015 7:25:41 GMT -6
What if...
ZZ Top forgot their Cheap Sunglasses and was Blinded by the Light of Manfred Mann's which Iron Maiden declared was Brighter Than a Thousand Suns?
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Post by stepper on Apr 5, 2015 13:33:23 GMT -6
What if… Three Dog Night was Out in the Country singing about Pieces of April and that inspired Janis Joplin to share a Piece Of My Heart and the Police let it all happen because they'd been smoking something and thought it was all just Voices Inside My Head?
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Post by quettalee on Apr 6, 2015 11:54:25 GMT -6
What if...
Cameo sent the Word Up that Nine Inch Nails were getting Closer but none of us really cared because Stevie & Don had already dropped off the Leather & Lace and Janet Jackson turned in the Velvet Rope? With all the evidence, we knew Madonna would be able to Justify her Love.
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Post by stepper on Apr 6, 2015 21:00:30 GMT -6
What if...at Seventeen Janice Ian found out that In the Winter you can Fly Too High but the Indigo Girls were so Closer To Fine that they said it's just Rites of Passage so they took an Airplane.
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Post by quettalee on Apr 7, 2015 2:41:14 GMT -6
Great songs by great artists, Step! You like the Indigo Girls?? Closer To Fine is one of my fav songs ever!
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Post by Phalon on Apr 7, 2015 6:07:01 GMT -6
Such creative minds you all have!
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Post by Phalon on Apr 8, 2015 4:44:29 GMT -6
Got one! (it took me a while)
What if...
Mudvayne is "Not Falling" "Down in a Hole" dug by Alice in Chains because when Linkin Park said to take "One Step Closer", the Beatles yelled "Get Back"!
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Post by stepper on Apr 8, 2015 17:39:41 GMT -6
I tend to like a few songs from many different artists including Indigo Girls - maybe it's the harmony - but like you, Closer To Fine is pretty high up my list.
What if…America went for a Walk In The Woods and thought they saw Sam The Sham & The Pharaohs doing their Little Red Riding Hood stroll too but they were wrong so it had to be The Platters because every one knows only they are The Great Pretender?
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Post by Mini Mia on Apr 8, 2015 21:58:32 GMT -6
What If . . .
Layla changed her name to Lola to become a showgirl at the Copacabana, but had to remind herself of her new stage name by spelling it from time to time: L-O-L-A Lola?
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Post by quettalee on Apr 9, 2015 1:44:34 GMT -6
What if...
Jessie J got knocked over like a Domino because Rob Zombie was tearing down the Two-Lane Blacktop while jamming out to STP's Interstate Love Song?
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Post by stepper on Apr 10, 2015 16:14:55 GMT -6
What if...Roy Orbison was Crying because he had the Mean Woman Blues but the Lettermen told him to Put your Head On My Shoulder and reminded him It's All In The Game?
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Post by Phalon on Apr 11, 2015 6:16:42 GMT -6
But Q, what if...
Rob Zombie never got to jam to STP's Interstate Love Song because they couldn't get by ELO Across the Border due to Janis Joplin's Road Block?
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Post by stepper on Apr 11, 2015 17:46:20 GMT -6
What if...McCartney and Lennon were bemoaning that Can't Buy Me Love and the Animals agreed saying We Gotta Get Out Of This Place but Linda Ronstadt set them straight with That'll Be The Day Desperado, Your're No Good?
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Post by Phalon on Apr 13, 2015 6:56:56 GMT -6
What if...
One Direction and Alice Cooper, all of them Eighteen, Stevie Nicks, on the Edge of Seventeen and Kiss's Christine, Sixteen were all hanging out together Down on the Corner with CCR when Phil Collins walked by and said 'something's In the Air Tonight'; Nirvana sniffs, and replies "Smells Like Teen Spirit"?
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Post by stepper on Apr 13, 2015 17:48:26 GMT -6
That was a darned good one Phalon.
What if…Carly Simon was singing Itsy Bitsy Spider and Anne Murray and Paul McCartney sang Inchworm which creeped out Nick Cave and gave him the Shivers but Taylor Swift told him it was easy to just Shake It Off?
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Post by Phalon on Apr 14, 2015 6:06:23 GMT -6
This one is oh-so-bad, but it popped into my head and won't leave; shamefully it makes me laugh...
What if...
Little Feat's Fat Man in the Bathtub was Drowned by The Who, and found Dead and Bloated by STP?
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Post by stepper on Apr 14, 2015 16:52:42 GMT -6
What if...Kenny Loggins got into the Danger Zone using Cheap Trick's Mighty Wings while Loggins just intended to be Playing With The Boys but everyone was brought up short when Teena Marie told them to Lean On Me?
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Post by quettalee on Apr 15, 2015 2:07:24 GMT -6
This one is oh-so-bad, but it popped into my head and won't leave; shamefully it makes me laugh... What if... Little Feat's Fat Man in the Bathtub was Drowned by The Who, and found Dead and Bloated by STP? Hil-lar-i-ous! What if Quettalee was stung by the Scorpion's Winds of Change once again and it caused her to miss The Last Train to Clarksville (which was full of Monkees anyway) and she kept missing The (new) House On the Hill because she was letting Stevie Wonder do all the driving? I have been slacking this week because we're in house-hunt mode right now and when I'm not working or packing, we are burning up the streets trying to find that perfect place. AAARRRRGGGGHHH!! It's awful. I HATE moving. The only thing I hate more than moving is trying to find a place to move!
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Post by Phalon on Apr 16, 2015 6:12:04 GMT -6
Aw, Sis, hope you find that perfect house soon! Psst...although I'm sure Stevie said "Don't you worry 'bout a thing", I'd recommend you get a new driver.
What if...
Sammy Hagar whined "I Can't Drive 55" because, although he wanted to drive Tracy Chapman's Fast Car, he was stuck in Queen's Bicycle Race on a Bicycle Built For Two with Nat King Cole.
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