Growing Older

[moonglum]

I've discovered a weird thing about growing older. Your hair changes direction. It stops growing out of the top of your head and starts growing out of your ears?

[Phalon]

Now I won't be able to help myself, and Hubs will wonder why I can't stop staring at his ears.

[Mini Mia]

I heard nose hairs grow longer too.

www.nobodyhere.com/justme/nose.here

[moonglum]

Another sign of growing older, your body makes noises when you move (and I mean creaks and groans).

[moonglum]

You need distance glasses so you can find your reading glasses.

[Phalon]

Another sign of growing older, your body makes noises when you move (and I mean creaks and groans).

That happens to me too - when my knees creak, my mouth groans.

You need distance glasses so you can find your reading glasses.

And sometimes, when you're growing older, you forget where you've left your distance glasses and that your reading glasses are dangling from a chain around your neck.

[moonglum]

And sometimes, when you're growing older, you forget where you've left your distance glasses and that your reading glasses are dangling from a chain around your neck.

Ah, memory loss! The older you get, the worse your memory. I think I could plan my own surprise party and still be surprised.

[Mini Mia]

Growing old is not for the weak, or faint of heart. I'd rather grow old than the alternative. Well, I guess that will depend on my health. In the end, I prayed for a quick death for my Mother ... something I thought I would never do ... so sometimes, death is preferable to growing old.

[Phalon]

Ah, memory loss! The older you get, the worse your memory. I think I could plan my own surprise party and still be surprised.

Yesterday, I...uhm...forgot something, but...errr...I've forgotten what it was that I forgot.