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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Dec 5, 2005 23:19:43 GMT -6
Ok new game....I'm calling it Think like a kid. Ever notice how kids can come up with some of the best answers to things? They make absolutely no sense but are totally funny.
The game goes like this....somone asks a question and someone else answers that question then asks another question but the answer cannot be the right answer. It must be something made up. Example:
Q: Who were the people who followed Jesus?
A: The twelve opossums.
Got it? Only rule...keep the questions simple enough to elicit a good answer. First real question:
Q: Why is the sky blue?
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Post by katina2nd on Dec 5, 2005 23:48:40 GMT -6
Ohhh, this is a toughie .................. Q. Why is the sky blue? A. Because I ran out of red crayons. Is that the sort of thing you were after?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Dec 5, 2005 23:50:36 GMT -6
LMAO...very good.....but you gotta ask another question now...so the rest of us can play.
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Post by katina2nd on Dec 5, 2005 23:57:24 GMT -6
No, I don't wanna, can't make me.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Dec 5, 2005 23:58:09 GMT -6
PPPBBLLLTTT...come on...I know you can do it...don't make me give you a time out.
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Post by katina2nd on Dec 6, 2005 0:01:38 GMT -6
Aw, alright, ya twisted my arm, let's see now .....
What are Stephen Hawking's principal theories?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Dec 6, 2005 0:12:51 GMT -6
What are Stephen Hawking's principal theories? A: His theory is that he doesn't need principles anymore since he hasn't been in school in ages. Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
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Post by katina2nd on Dec 6, 2005 0:18:50 GMT -6
That last question was supposed to throw ya. Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet? A: So they don't have to keep looking for their flippers. Q: Why is rain wet?
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Post by Phalon on Dec 6, 2005 0:45:49 GMT -6
A: Just because.
Is that acceptable; it's an answer I often use for such questions.
I haven't grown up and I have kids. This shouldn't be hard. Why am I finding it so difficult?
How come planes don't fall out of the sky?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Dec 6, 2005 0:48:56 GMT -6
Ok...we'll give you half points on that one...just because you made the effort...
A: There are strings attaching them to the clouds.
Q: Why is the grass green?
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Post by Phalon on Dec 6, 2005 0:55:07 GMT -6
A. For the same reason as the sky is blue. Aren't you paying attention?
Q. Why are pants plural?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Dec 6, 2005 0:56:49 GMT -6
PPPBBBLLLTTT
A: So one leg doesn't get lonely.
Q: Why do cats have whiskers?
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Post by katina2nd on Dec 6, 2005 22:28:58 GMT -6
Q: Why do cats have whiskers?
A: Because they can't afford electric shavers.
Q: Why is snow white?
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Post by Phalon on Dec 6, 2005 22:36:49 GMT -6
For the same reason as the sky is blue and the grass is green. It seems someone has stolen all the red crayons.
Where do falling stars fall to?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Dec 6, 2005 23:37:33 GMT -6
A: In your eyes. (Had an ex-say that to me once.....I laughed. Couldn't help it. lol)
Q: Where do babies come from?
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Post by Phalon on Dec 7, 2005 0:35:48 GMT -6
A. Go ask your mother.
Q. Why does the washing machine make that funny noise sometimes?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Dec 7, 2005 0:38:26 GMT -6
She told me to ask you.....
A: Cause you have been setting it on an unbalanced load too often.
Q: Why don't brown cows make chocolate milk?
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Post by Phalon on Dec 7, 2005 0:49:53 GMT -6
A. They do...but only on the third Tuesday of the month.
Q. Why do I hafta go to skool?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Dec 7, 2005 0:51:32 GMT -6
A: So maybe ya cun lern ya sum enlish.
Q: Why?
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Post by Phalon on Dec 7, 2005 1:10:37 GMT -6
A. Because I said so.
Q. How come your face gets all red after I've asked "why" 25 million times in a row?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Dec 8, 2005 0:31:10 GMT -6
A: Because I ate the red crayons.
Q: What are those things at the end of your shoe laces called?
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Post by katina2nd on Dec 8, 2005 0:42:11 GMT -6
Q: What are those things at the end of your shoe laces called?
A: The things at the end of your shoe laces, what else.
Q: Why do cars run on gas?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Dec 8, 2005 8:33:46 GMT -6
A: They don't, they run on pavement.
Q: What are crayons made out of?
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Post by katina2nd on Dec 8, 2005 22:17:39 GMT -6
A: Crays I think, but why ask me, do I look like I know anything?
Q: Why do you put your pants on one leg at a time?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Dec 9, 2005 9:17:46 GMT -6
A: Because I haven't figured out how to make them stand up straight so I can jump into both at once.
Q: Why do we have ten toes and fingers?
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Post by Phalon on Dec 9, 2005 9:37:40 GMT -6
A. Because if we didn't we'd be all thumbs.
Q. What do bellybuttons do?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Dec 10, 2005 0:26:34 GMT -6
A: They are specially designed lint catchers.
Q: Why is snow white?
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Post by Lesa on Dec 10, 2005 16:46:43 GMT -6
A: Because Fido hasn't gone out for his morning walk yet.
Q: How fast is the speed of light?
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Post by Phalon on Dec 11, 2005 7:19:36 GMT -6
A. Infinitely slower than a child, all dressed up and ready to go somewhere nice, can get dirty.
Q. Where does the sun go when the moon comes out?
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Post by Lesa on Dec 11, 2005 14:33:45 GMT -6
A: It plunges into Lake Michigan, then travels through an underground tunnel to Lake Erie where it comes out and chases the moon away the next morning.
Q: Where do all the stars go when the sun comes out?
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