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Post by Phalon on Dec 17, 2005 7:39:17 GMT -6
Super telepathic Mom hearing allowed me to get the Lava, addressed to your Mom, in the mail last night - overnighted, cuz of the holiday mail crunch.
Is there a new question? Allow me.
The Hokey Pokey: why's it all about that?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Dec 17, 2005 8:58:38 GMT -6
Oh man....is it too late to hide the package? Did I mention I actaully had my mouth washed out with Lava once...icky stuff.
A: What else would it be about? Maybe it should be about Bob.
Q: Why is Christmas on December 25th?
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Post by Lesa on Dec 17, 2005 9:08:21 GMT -6
A: Because December 25th is exactly one week before New Year's. ;D
Q: Why do they call it a "hole punch?" You don't actually "punch" holes in paper.
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Post by Phalon on Dec 17, 2005 9:14:58 GMT -6
A. Because "the hand-held mechanical implement to cut perfectly spherical holes in paper" is too hard to remember.
Q. Where does Sponge Bob shop for clothing and why aren't they out of business yet?
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Post by Lesa on Dec 18, 2005 16:41:25 GMT -6
Good answer, Phalon! A: If you don't know where he shops, then how do you know they're not out of business? I think Sponge Bob bought up the whole clothing line and is set for the rest of his life. Then again, maybe he contracts a tailor when he needs new clothes... Q: Why do they call it a "koala bear" when a koala is not a bear?
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Post by Phalon on Dec 19, 2005 23:51:50 GMT -6
A. They call it a koala bear to distinguish it from a koala clothed.
Q. If spinach is supposed ta be so good for ya, how come it tastes so icky? Huh?
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Post by katina2nd on Dec 20, 2005 0:03:24 GMT -6
Don't let the Koalas hear you say that, they think they're real Bears, and if they hear differently, they get very traumatised.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Dec 20, 2005 0:07:44 GMT -6
A: Because then it wouldn't be good for you....duh!
Q: Why do all the things that are bad for you taste so good?
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Post by katina2nd on Dec 20, 2005 0:12:06 GMT -6
A: So you won't eat them and there's more left for us. [ Apologies to you Lady P. ]
Q: Why is Bomb Alaska called, well, Bomb Alaska?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Dec 20, 2005 0:15:35 GMT -6
There's a place called Bomb Alaska? Who knew?
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Post by katina2nd on Dec 20, 2005 1:37:05 GMT -6
There's a place called Bomb Alaska? Who knew? Sheesh, not a place, a dessert, but methinks you're just pullin' my leg.
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Post by Phalon on Dec 20, 2005 11:17:46 GMT -6
A. It's called Bomb Alaska because Bomb South Dakota just sounds ridiculous.
Q. I'll Alaska - Why's the dessert called Baked Alaska, and not Baked Arizona?
Oh, I been through the dessert on a fork with no name; it felt good to be slightly insane. In the dessert, ya can't remember your name, cuz there ain't no pun that I can think of right now.
Please, put me out of my Missouri.
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Post by Lesa on Dec 20, 2005 16:44:32 GMT -6
A: Alaska is the only US state where you can bake ice cream without it melting.
Q: If Thor is so strong, why does he need a hammer?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Jan 1, 2006 10:49:26 GMT -6
A: He couln't pound a nail with his hands now could he?
Q: Why don't we have fur instead of hair?
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Post by okayiamfinewthat on Jan 3, 2006 0:43:56 GMT -6
the barber bills would be to high why don't green vegtables turn us green?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Jan 9, 2006 21:35:22 GMT -6
A: It's an immunity from eating all those crayons.
Q: Is it possible to cry underwater?
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Post by katina2nd on Jan 9, 2006 22:37:25 GMT -6
A: You stick me underwater long enough and you'll see it's very possible.
Q: If Australia is on the bottom of the world, how come we don't all fall off?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Jan 14, 2006 8:41:14 GMT -6
A: It's the magnetic shoes you all are issued at birth. Don't you have a pair?
Q: What disease did cured ham actually have?
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Post by katina2nd on Jan 14, 2006 21:26:45 GMT -6
A: Psychological problems, it thought it was really lamb.
Q: How does lint find it's way to your navel?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Feb 1, 2006 21:05:06 GMT -6
A: By smell.
Q: What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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Post by katina2nd on Feb 1, 2006 22:42:30 GMT -6
A: Unsliced bread.
Q: How many chucks can a Woodchuck chuck?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Feb 1, 2006 23:27:20 GMT -6
A: Standard answer is always 4. Doesn't matter what the question is.
Q: If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?
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Post by Lesa on Feb 2, 2006 4:02:39 GMT -6
A: Light blue. Sorry, boring answer, I know. Q: Why would you smoke a churf?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Feb 24, 2006 21:37:12 GMT -6
A: Because you can.
Q: Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
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Post by katina2nd on Feb 25, 2006 23:40:37 GMT -6
A: So you can get from one state to the next. [ yeah yeah I know ;D ]
Q: why are there only twenty eight days in February?
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Post by Mini Mia on Feb 26, 2006 0:02:30 GMT -6
A. Because 7 8 9 ... And 9 only manages to escape once every 4 years.
Q. Is the internet as vast and ever growing as the universe?
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Post by Lesa on Mar 2, 2006 11:30:29 GMT -6
A. Yes, the internet will outgrow the universe in exactly 2.6743 billion years.
Q. What are primary colors?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Apr 7, 2006 18:53:37 GMT -6
A: Blue, Red, Yellow....didn't they teach you anything in school? sheesh...
Q: Why don't rats have hair on their tales?
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Post by Mini Mia on May 26, 2007 1:59:59 GMT -6
Q: Why don't rats have hair on their tales?
A: Because they pull them out to prove how tough they are. It makes the cat's eyes water, and they can get away. Of course, if the cat is hairless, this doesn't work and they're in big trouble.
Q: Why does a tornado sound like a train?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on May 26, 2007 9:37:07 GMT -6
A: Because tornados are made by stampeding horses running in circles. And they sound like trains too.
Q: Did Eve have a belly button?
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