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Post by moonglum on May 28, 2007 10:27:36 GMT -6
A: She had two, one for formal occasions and one to wear at the beach.
Q: How high is a highchair?
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Post by Phalon on May 30, 2007 0:45:32 GMT -6
A high chair has to be high enough for the food thrown from it to make a sufficiently loud splatting sound when it hits the floor...but not so high that baby makes the same sound.
Does it hurt bananas to peel their skin, and why don't banana trees grow in my stomach after eating bananas? Those black dots inside are seeds, aren't they?
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Post by moonglum on Jun 6, 2007 14:40:52 GMT -6
Not if you hold them under water so you can't hear them scream Bananas can't grow in your stomach cos the trees wouldn't fit The black dot's are not seeds they are all the full stops Which seem to have been stolen
Why is there never any hot water left for me?
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Post by mabd on Jun 26, 2007 1:39:56 GMT -6
Not if you hold them under water so you can't hear them scream Bananas can't grow in your stomach cos the trees wouldn't fit The black dot's are not seeds they are all the full stops Which seem to have been stolen BOLL! The full stops haven't been stolen, you didn't need 'em cause history was over: "History began with the Roman invasion of 55 BCE ("the first genuine date in English history"), [ran through] to 1930, when "America was thus clearly top nation, and then history came to a ." 1066 is always right. Maeve
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Post by moonglum on Jun 26, 2007 13:35:45 GMT -6
Hactually, there was no such time as 1066. It was really 6 minutes past eleven, but was considered too long to put on the calendars.
If a golfer can finish 3 under par, where did ma finish?
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Post by Phalon on Feb 5, 2011 21:35:29 GMT -6
BP's science folder had a comic strip from Calvin and Hobbes that reminded me of this thread.
Calvin: Why does the sky turn red as the sun sets?
Calvin's Dad: That's all the oxygen in the atmosphere catching fire.
Calvin: Where does the sun go when it sets?
Dad: The sun sets in the west. In Arizona actually, near Flagstaff.
Calvin: Oh.
Dad: That's shy the rocks there are so red.
Calvin: Don't the people get burned up?
Dad: No, the sun goes out as it sets. That's why it's dark at night.
Calvin: Doesn't the sun crush the whole state when it lands?
Dad: Ha, ha, of course not. Hold a quarter up. See, the sun's just about the same size.
Calvin: I thought I read that the sun was really big.
Dad: You can't believe everything you read, I'm afraid.
Calvin: So how does the sun rise in the east if it lands in Arizona each night?
Dad, looking at his watch: Well, time for bed.
Calvin, being tucked in by his Mom: I hope someday I'm as smart as Dad is.
Mom: Why?! What did he tell you now?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Feb 13, 2011 22:03:00 GMT -6
Ok that is sooo totally my dad......he'd make it up as went along no matter the subject. LOL
Tonight's burning question (only cause of my preferred side dish with my hot dogs):
Are tater tots made of the children of taters? And if so why aren't their parent's protesting? And if there are tater tots, are there more tender tasty tater babies?
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Post by Phalon on Feb 14, 2011 7:36:53 GMT -6
Is that smoke coming from your kitchen or your head? I actually like burned hot dogs; the one meal that comes out right every time.
The tot's parents did start a protest movement. Spuds Mackenzie came out of forced-retirement to be their spokesperson. Unfortunately, Spuds' boozing days had caught up with him, and he thought the gig was with the Mormon Tubernacle Choir. Though quite moving, his rendition of "Taters We Have Heard While High" did not do anything to advance the tots' cause. Spud's was immediately fired as spokesdog, and now is a permanent cast member on "Pit Bulls and Parolees".
The parents would have done much better with Darth Tater - at least he has strategic experience leading the Starch Wars.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Feb 16, 2011 23:44:46 GMT -6
Um....next question.......
Why are clowns scary?
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Post by moonglum on Feb 17, 2011 13:37:18 GMT -6
Um....next question....... Why are clowns scary? Is it so they can't hide in crowds?
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Post by Phalon on Feb 19, 2011 8:31:45 GMT -6
Very true, Moonglum. Also because their red rubber noses are too tight. That's why they walk conspicuously through those crowds baring their fangs - they can't breathe through their too-tight red rubber noses, (which also makes them grumpy).
Next question: If you're supposed to wear a hat and scarf to keep warm, why do snowmen wear them?
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Post by stepper on Feb 19, 2011 11:51:44 GMT -6
I thought clowns were scary so they could move to the front of the burnt hot dog lines when they were hungry - and clowns are always hungry.
Snowmen wear scarves because it keeps them all warm and toasty, so they melt. You have to make snowmen melt or they'd over populate the world. Imagine if all the snowmen ever made didn't melt. It'd be hard to get around them when you're playing ball.
Next question(s): How do box kites fly? And why don't they need a tail? And why do moms get so mad when you make a tail out of towels you found in the bathroom? They're only towels!
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Post by Phalon on Feb 21, 2011 7:11:26 GMT -6
It's a matter of evolution. Over thousands of years, box kites evolved from diamond-shaped ones, and lost their tails in the process. Of course, the creationists disagree.
Moms get mad if you make kite tails out of their towels, the same way Dads get mad if you use their tools to make mud sculptures. There's no reason; it's just something they teach in Parent School. In kid school, they teach the fastest, most efficient way to get Moms and Dads mad at the same time, is to use towels and tools to make mud sculptures. It's two-for-one, and why waste energy?
Who pays the tooth fairy? She's gotta be rich, giving all that money away.
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