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Post by Mini Mia on Dec 20, 2012 19:25:13 GMT -6
I think Phalon has me beat.
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Post by Mini Mia on Dec 20, 2012 22:49:42 GMT -6
BTW: The songs in order:
The Twelve Days of Christmas Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas Let It Snow!
I figured the songs were easy to figure out, which is why I hadn't listed them. But just in case, that be the ones I used.
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Post by Mini Mia on Dec 21, 2012 0:21:38 GMT -6
Sing To: Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire:
Whoville Folks Sleeping On A Christmas Eve
Whoville folks sleeping on a Christmas Eve, Grinch and Max tipping on their toes, This time everyone will be going to grieve, and not aware who is their foes.
Nothing left behind except feelings of weepy woe, plus numbness of a deer in headlights. Wee ones will have tears of shiny glow, as they lose themselves to their frights.
They wonder why Santa took their things. Loading them up and tying them up with some strings. Then taking everything back in his sleigh, laughing and merry all of the long long way.
And then something wonderful began to stir. As his heart did begin to grow, until it was larger in one great big whir. Then his kindness did flow!
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Post by Mini Mia on Dec 21, 2012 1:28:57 GMT -6
Sing to: Up on the House Top
Up On The Roof Top
Up on the rooftop Doggy paws, Click clack click clack scratchy claws. Down thru’ the chimney With empty bags, Gather up stuff, Before the morning light, Gone in a puff. Woe, woe, woe! What won't go! Woe, woe, woe! What won't go! Up on the rooftop, Click, clack, click, Down thru’ the chimney Lickity split.
First comes the stocking Of Cindy Lou Who, Oh, mean Grinch What you do? Don't leave a thing, so that she cries. Go here Go there beware she spies. Woe, woe, woe! What won't go! Woe, woe, woe! What won't go! Up on the rooftop, Click, clack, click, Down thru’ the chimney Lickity split.
Get out while you can, Before one wakes, Just get gone Before morning breaks. Don't dilly dally, You must make haste, Get on the ball, Not much time to waste. Woe, woe, woe! What won't go! Woe, woe, woe! What won't go! Up on the rooftop, Click, clack, click, Down thru’ the chimney Lickity split.
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Post by Phalon on Dec 21, 2012 6:12:16 GMT -6
ARGH again!
Will somebody stop her? Please?
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Post by stepper on Dec 21, 2012 16:08:37 GMT -6
LOL! I not only can't stop her, I can't keep up. I was lucky to have time for one and the poem thingy - there just isn't room for more. In fact, I didn't think the contest would be lasting this long.
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Post by stepper on Dec 21, 2012 16:49:58 GMT -6
Well, I had this posted in the secret area but everybody else has bravely gone public so...
Set to Christmas Tree Oh Christmas Tree
Oh Grinchy Claus Oh Grinchy Claus What you do, it gives me pause Oh Grinchy Claus Oh Grinchy Claus What you do, it gives me pause You enter every house you please You take the gifts, and then you flee Do you exploit the chimney flue? And can I accompany you?
Oh Grinchy Claus Oh Grinchy Claus What you do, it gives me pause Your yearly trip, I will not halt And do you visit the bank vault For I'm a bit short you see When I am done, please help me flee Do you exploit the chimney flue? And can I accompany you?
Oh Grinchy Claus Oh Grinchy Claus What you do, it gives me pause I promise I won't sleep a wink Cause I'm here in the state clink I'd like to see Longoria Anderson and Vergara Their purses are secure I know But I need some Christmas dough
Oh Grinchy Claus Oh Grinchy Claus I have got us quite a haul We should head for Mt. Crumpit Where I'll set up my new Strumpet With the stuff, that I have pinched We will lift it with a winch We'll dine on pretzels and cold beer And I'll wait for you next year.
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Post by Mini Mia on Dec 21, 2012 17:15:50 GMT -6
Okay, I noticed I had added an extra line to the first part.
Sing to: Up on the House Top
Up On The Roof Top
Up on the rooftop Doggy paws, Click clack click clack scratchy claws. Down thru’ the chimney With empty bags, Gather up everything, Even the rags. Woe, woe, woe! What won't go! Woe, woe, woe! What won't go! Up on the rooftop, Click, clack, click, Down thru’ the chimney Lickity split.
First comes the stocking Of Cindy Lou Who, Oh, mean Grinch What you do? Don't leave a thing, so that she cries. Go here Go there beware she spies. Woe, woe, woe! What won't go! Woe, woe, woe! What won't go! Up on the rooftop, Click, clack, click, Down thru’ the chimney Lickity split.
Get out while you can, Before one wakes, Just get gone Before morning breaks. Don't dilly dally, You must make haste, Get on the ball, Not much time to waste. Woe, woe, woe! What won't go! Woe, woe, woe! What won't go! Up on the rooftop, Click, clack, click, Down thru’ the chimney Lickity split.
Up on the rooftop Doggy paws, Click clack click clack scratchy claws. Down thru’ the chimney With empty bags, Gather up stuff, Before the morning light, Gone in a puff. Woe, woe, woe! What won't go! Woe, woe, woe! What won't go! Up on the rooftop, Click, clack, click, Down thru’ the chimney Lickity split.
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Post by stepper on Dec 22, 2012 0:09:45 GMT -6
Okay...so that I'm not completely left in the dust of the more talented ladies - and I already have but am refusing to admit it.
Losely based on Winter Wonderland and inspired by a Phalon post (and not Seussey at all)
During the night, I clear streets out The white stuff, will make you pout The driveway was cleared I did what you feared And Another blizzard's on the way
Gone away is your carport In it's place is a snowfort The kids they will play While you dig all day And another blizzard's on the way
I drove by with my grader And I will see you later And then for enough I'll move your white fluff But another blizzard's on the way When it snows, it's so thrilling With my plough, I'll be billing I'll clear your driveway, it won't last a day And another blizzard's on the way
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Post by stepper on Dec 22, 2012 0:24:37 GMT -6
And to prove that sometimes it's better to remain silent and let people think you're a fool, rather than speak and remove all doubt...
(Here comes Santa Claus)
Here comes Max the dog Here comes Max the dog On the back of Grinch's sleigh Ridin' 'n slidin', hooping and slooping Then Grinch pulled on the reins, Bells aren't ringing, children aren't singing It's all quiet and dark So lock your houses and hide your mouses Until the Grinch thief departs
There is Max the dog There is Max the dog Standing next to Grinch's sleigh Catching and snatching, dinkers and slinkers Gonna ruin Christmas Day No sweet Who-pudding, no beast for the feast Oh a what terrible feat Who's should awake and forget their sleep 'Cause a Grinch visit will cost steep
There goes Max the dog There goes Max the dog Pulling the Grinch's sleigh Up to Mt. Crumpit, thinking to dump it What will Hooville say? Hear the whip crack, see the sleigh pack Up on a very high height There's much to dread so conver your head Cause Grinchy Claus came tonight
Here comes Max the dog Here comes Max the dog Bring back the Who-ville toys The Grinch got hearted his sadness parted He likes the girls and boys Bells were ringing, Who-ville singing Christmas ain't in a box So grab your date for dance time swinging and wear your new whoville socks
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Post by stepper on Dec 22, 2012 0:27:17 GMT -6
And the bestest ending....taken from the Grinch of course.
"Welcome, Christmas, bring your cheer. Cheer to all Whos far and near. Christmas Day is in our grasp, so long as we have hands to clasp. Christmas Day will always be just as long as we have we. Welcome Christmas while we stand, heart to heart, and hand in hand. "
Merry Christmas to all Who-ville, and to those who are not.
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Post by Mini Mia on Dec 22, 2012 17:02:51 GMT -6
sing to: Do You Hear What I Hear?
Why You Taking Everything?
Said Cindy Lou Who to the wretched Grinch Why you taking everything Even the stockings at our feet Why you taking everything The toys, the treats The Christmas tree lights Why do you think you have the right Why do you think you have the right
Said the wretched Grinch to Cindy Lou Who I need to fix everything As nothing is as it should be I need to fix everything The toys, the treats The Christmas tree lights I must fix everything in sight I must fix everything in sight
Said Cindy Lou Who to the wretched Grinch Why you taking everything Even the candy canes Why you taking everything The food, the drinks Even the roast beasts Everything we will need for our feast Everything we will need for our feast
Said the wretched Grinch to Cindy Lou Who I need to fix everything And then bring it back later on I need to fix everything The food, the drinks Even the roast beasts Bring it back before time has ceased Bring it back before time has ceased
The food, the drinks The toys and the treats Bring it all back before the meet
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Post by Mini Mia on Dec 22, 2012 20:22:22 GMT -6
Sing to: Deck The Halls
Loot The Halls
Loot the halls and don't leave a thing, Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha. Take it all, even the decoder ring, Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha. Stuff the whole tree up the chimney, Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha. Share your hate ever so grimly, Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
Take down their stockings and their lights, Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha. Do it all within the one night, Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha. Don't leave a thing, not even dust, Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha. Except for maybe a bit of rust, Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
Get away before you're noticed, Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha. Leave before their eyes have focused, Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha. Then watch them for their agony, Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha. But find them singing merrily, Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
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Post by Mini Mia on Dec 22, 2012 20:25:54 GMT -6
Okay. I hope my brain is done now.
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Post by stepper on Dec 22, 2012 21:03:13 GMT -6
You're gonna win by simply overwhelming the competition.
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Post by Mini Mia on Dec 22, 2012 22:42:25 GMT -6
That's the plan. Making up for my slacking at the first game, and with the song titles on the second game.
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Post by stepper on Dec 22, 2012 22:58:29 GMT -6
Oh I see. You let us drain all the creativity we had on the first games and saved yourself for the last one. Well played. Well played indeed!
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Post by Mini Mia on Dec 23, 2012 2:51:03 GMT -6
Well, I must admit, I hadn't expected to be in the game ... and then you gave me the answers to the first game, so I couldn't just hand them over to Scrappy and pretend they were my own ... so went with the 'working together' suggestion.
Was going to the doctors appointments with my mother and then helping her buy items for the Church's Christmas bags ... filling the bags ... and going through all the member's Christmas cards and stacking/sorting them, then tying them all up with a bow. So when I saw the jumbled mess that was supposed to be songs, my brain went into overload and my mind went blank. Things have slowed down pretty much now, so I had time to put into this round. Whew! Good thing too, or Phalon wouldn't have had much competition.
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