To Hair is Human

[Halona]

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: red, orange green, blue and yellow. The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring.

The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter Ole Timer, never done anything wild in your life?"

Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peathingy. I was just wondering if you were my son."


;D

[Phalon]

Dang, that auto-edit thing again. P-e-a-c-o-c-k. Ran into the same problem in Mything Persons when discussing the C-o-c-k-a-t-r-i-c-e, which, if Grampa had sex with, he wouldn't have lived to tell about the tail, (tale).

[McCally]

Thanks for the translation Phalon, cause my decrepet brain would have never figured out what a peathingy is.

[Halona]

Peathingy?? LOL I know I didn't post that..geez ;D