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Post by Msjulier on Aug 12, 2004 12:21:52 GMT -6
Kennedy won by just a few votes per precinct(sorry don't have exact numbers) so, each vote counts. Were "lucky" to have both candidates in LA today. Imus had a clip today of Bush trying to explain Indian Soverienty, Such gobbledy goop. Can't even make this stuff up.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Aug 12, 2004 17:32:48 GMT -6
I agree that he is an embarrasment. But I don't think there will be violence. Only despair. Ok maybe that is a bit extreem. I will definately be writting a lot of letters.
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Post by rsine69 on Aug 13, 2004 7:40:56 GMT -6
Irene. I think you mean Alfred E Newman. ;D
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Post by irenetheserene on Aug 13, 2004 9:12:56 GMT -6
Irene. I think you mean Alfred E Newman. ;D Yea. That one!
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Post by Extra Man on Aug 18, 2004 17:43:53 GMT -6
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Aug 20, 2004 23:03:23 GMT -6
OH MY GOD! As much as I dislike the fact that that man is the leader of our country and as much as I believe the man couldn't talk himself out of a can, I'm finding it hard to believe that he actually said those things. It's sounds to me like it was spliced together in a way that made it sound like he was saying that. Can anyone give me proof or verification on this portion of his speech? If this is some kind of joke it's a poor one.
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Post by Lesa on Aug 22, 2004 13:12:57 GMT -6
OMG! They sure know how to splice a video, except they forgot to mangle a few of the words! Don't worry, Scrappy. The site where EM got that from clearly states that it was edited, so I doubt anyone getting the video from its source will think it's real.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Aug 22, 2004 14:36:35 GMT -6
Whew! My computer only showed me a small picture, so I didn't see where it said edited. Thanks for clarifying. I know the man's a moron but I didn't think even he could be that stupid.
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Post by Extra Man on Aug 22, 2004 17:46:18 GMT -6
Yeah, it is a fake but a damn good one. When I first time saw it I also almost believed it was true.
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Post by Lesa on Aug 23, 2004 11:38:48 GMT -6
Besides, I highly doubt he would ever admit that he's weak and materialistic. I might've believed the "I've been trained by Al Qaida" part, but I didn't believe he actually said that 2nd part for an instant. The "edited by" wasn't on the video itself, but on the page where the original site links to it. I would provide the link to the page here, but the name of the site would probably get this board shut down.
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Post by Xenorama on Aug 24, 2004 1:41:41 GMT -6
He could have said "my dad helped train Osama" that would have been true.
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Post by Extra Man on Aug 24, 2004 12:09:22 GMT -6
Its off topic but I'll post it nevertheless. ;D
The lie clock Donald Rumsfeld died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rumsfeld, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said Rumsfeld. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bush's clock?" asked Rumsfeld. "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
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Post by Lesa on Aug 24, 2004 16:30:38 GMT -6
David! Well, there do appear to be some close ties between both families, and there have been many claims that there are close ties with Osama himself, although I haven't been able to determine one way or the other whether those claims are correct. I love that punch line, EM! It's so true! Here are a couple of my other favorite jokes that are floating around the internet: George W. Bush's Intelligence QuizDon't lie to the mirror
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