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Post by guru on Nov 14, 2004 0:49:08 GMT -6
Well, I don't know ...
But some of the older boys say drinking this helped their voices change. Is that true?
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Post by Phalon on Nov 14, 2004 0:53:39 GMT -6
Just tie him down then, Scrappy. What kind of pirate are you, for Bluebeard's Sake? There's so much stuff in here to go through. Keeps kind of a messy wagon, ya know?
<rummage, rummage. shifts through empty McDonalds bags, empty StarBucks coffee cups, old magazines and newspapers...>
Okay, Mister. Where's the loot in this darn thing? How are we supposed to pillage, if we can't find the loot?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 14, 2004 0:54:25 GMT -6
Well I don't know about the drinking fixing that but I'm sure there is someone around here who could help you out. Let's see any voulnteers?! I'd help you out but I got my hands full lately...........Speaking of which......... ?? ;D Oh well guess I'll just have to knock you out. *whacks him over the head with an empty pie plate*
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Post by guru on Nov 14, 2004 1:00:49 GMT -6
HA! HA! The joke's on you! You hit my head. And there's nothing up there to hurt and...
ohhhh..
*passes out*
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Post by Phalon on Nov 14, 2004 1:02:10 GMT -6
SCRAPPY!!! How many times do I have to tell you? DO NOT hit on the delivery boys...and with Xengab's best pie plate, no less.
Uhm....what now?
Stack him in the corner with the rest of them.
WHAP!!!
(Just taking care of the pizza delivery boy. He was starting to come to)
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Post by Phalon on Nov 14, 2004 1:04:04 GMT -6
The wagon? Oh yes, the wagon...back to the wagon.
Wagon Ho!
No, really. He's got a wench back there.
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Post by guru on Nov 14, 2004 1:05:04 GMT -6
Mmmm, I smell pizza.
*WHACK - on the head again*
ohhhh...
*passes out again*
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 14, 2004 1:06:00 GMT -6
*for those of you just joining us......I lost the story....my fault.....this should have been before the last two. She's just too quick*
*And now for our regularly scheduled baloney*
Ok the wagon.........hmmmmmm........
beer cans, little black book, old gum, what's that.....OMG....Phalon I'm not doing this any more......look at what was stuck to the seat! I may be a pirate but that's just too much!
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Post by Phalon on Nov 14, 2004 1:11:05 GMT -6
LMAO, Scrappy. NO do overs.
Wait. I gotta pick myself off the floor.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 14, 2004 1:12:12 GMT -6
Whadya mean no do overs.......it's better than do unders.......
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Post by ilb on Nov 14, 2004 1:14:10 GMT -6
just like a delivery boys theses days... to have hoes in their wagon...and i don't mean the garden kind.... come on phalon...surely there is something in here. *ilb phalon and shirley continues rummaging the wagon* HAPPY SATURDAY!! same thing happened to me scrapppy
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Post by Phalon on Nov 14, 2004 1:16:30 GMT -6
ILB! I noticed gobs of empty lasagna boxes back there. DO NOT go near the ho. A real whale of a tail, she is.
Oh no.
Thar she blows!
Ok, that was gross.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 14, 2004 1:17:30 GMT -6
OMG! And you use that mouth to speak to your three year old?
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Post by Phalon on Nov 14, 2004 1:20:05 GMT -6
She is safely tucked in bed, and I shall wash out my mouth with Lava before kissing her good morning.
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Post by ilb on Nov 14, 2004 1:22:14 GMT -6
oh phalon...she almost missed u.
what do we do with her now?
the wench...not your 3 yr old
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 14, 2004 1:22:43 GMT -6
Lava? Been there done that.........it's the worst. Find anything useful in that wagon?
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Post by Phalon on Nov 14, 2004 1:27:56 GMT -6
Not yet. Still trying to pick through the ho rubble. Got a pitch fork? Surely it came with the horns and forked tail.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 14, 2004 1:29:17 GMT -6
No pitch fork but I got some rubber gloves somewhere.......where do you suppose he got her anyway? Ho's-R-Us?
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Post by ilb on Nov 14, 2004 1:31:56 GMT -6
forget that dumb old wagon... i got the mead delivery wagon comming... 3 carts long!!!
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Post by guru on Nov 14, 2004 1:32:51 GMT -6
Ohhhh, my head hurts. Mommy! Rock me to sleep. Here, use my rock....
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 14, 2004 1:34:00 GMT -6
Pssst...Phalon he's coming too...now what?
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Post by ilb on Nov 14, 2004 1:34:43 GMT -6
kwik...
clear out the closet...
we're gonna need it for the next one.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 14, 2004 1:36:39 GMT -6
So what do we do with him? I vote stuff him and the ho back in the wagon and hide him in the alley........
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Post by Phalon on Nov 14, 2004 1:36:53 GMT -6
Mead. Use the mead. Quick.
No, not that way. I meant give him a drink, not hit him with the barrel.
Look at the poor man's head now, all misshapen. Nothing sadder than a lumpy headed delivery boy.
Thanks, ILB. I'll have a sip...just a small one, because I need to get to bed.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 14, 2004 1:38:16 GMT -6
OOps! Sorry about the barrel there son.....you'll be ok in the morning. Trust me. ;D
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Post by ilb on Nov 14, 2004 1:38:56 GMT -6
talk about having your head in the barrel....
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 14, 2004 1:40:54 GMT -6
It was just a small one......who knew delivery boys were so delicate..........
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Post by guru on Nov 14, 2004 1:43:21 GMT -6
Don't worry, it doesn't hurt as bad as it looks. I'm used to it. My dad does worse to me when he's belted down a few and mom tells him how much I look like the blacksmith.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 14, 2004 1:44:23 GMT -6
OMG!!
Ok that was bad...........
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Post by Phalon on Nov 14, 2004 1:46:09 GMT -6
THWAK!!!!
Ok, he deserved it that time.
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