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Post by ilb on Nov 14, 2004 1:46:21 GMT -6
he's got more problems than ho's in his wagon...
let's just send him on his way...
any way but this way!!!
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Post by guru on Nov 14, 2004 1:46:53 GMT -6
*looks out the door to the remains of the delivery wagon, wondering how to keep from getting fired*
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 14, 2004 1:48:27 GMT -6
Ok everyone.......let's give the delivery boy the Pirate salute and send him on his way..........READY? ppppbbbblllltttt!!!!!!!
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Post by guru on Nov 14, 2004 1:49:42 GMT -6
This is the worst birthday I ever had! Next year when I turn 14, I'll have a real job.
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Post by ilb on Nov 14, 2004 1:49:58 GMT -6
i'd hate to meet the pirate u learned that salute from.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 14, 2004 1:51:12 GMT -6
I'm actually rather fond of her.........what's wrong with my salute?
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Post by ilb on Nov 14, 2004 1:52:02 GMT -6
rather wet if u ask me.
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Post by Phalon on Nov 14, 2004 1:52:05 GMT -6
Just tell them you ran into a ship full of pirate women. They'll believe it. Trust me.
Oh, and if you can scrape the ho guts off the newspapers in the back of the wagon, I think I saw a nice want ad section there.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 14, 2004 1:53:00 GMT -6
Wet huh? Ho guts.........ewww!
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Post by ilb on Nov 14, 2004 1:55:01 GMT -6
ok... u two can take care of the wet ho guts. i'm gonna go snuggle with my Q... sweet dreams have all the fun u want with the mead delivery guy... i wanna see the pics in the morning.
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Post by Phalon on Nov 14, 2004 1:55:58 GMT -6
A trying evening aboard ship, no? Reeled in quite a mess, we did.
Left me reeling. Reelly. And now I'm reelly, reelly tired.
Night all and sweet dreams.
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Post by guru on Nov 14, 2004 1:56:56 GMT -6
You're pirates?! Oh, no! I'm gettin' outta here!!
*runs in the general direction of the door ... well, kinda toward the door ... and runs into the wall*
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 14, 2004 1:58:16 GMT -6
Night ladies........and gentleman.......I'm off for bed too. Who's gonna clean up? Sweet dreams!
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Post by ilb on Nov 14, 2004 2:02:49 GMT -6
*after getting the delivery guy out of the closet,
ilb gets the remote from behind the bar and
clicks to summons 3 cleaning bots...*
u think that's enough? better make it 6.
don't worry ladies...the place will sparkle by morning!!
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Post by guru on Nov 14, 2004 2:03:46 GMT -6
*As everyone leaves, someone drops a broom on the delivery boy who is still knocked out cold.*
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Post by dixielandyankee on Nov 14, 2004 7:40:15 GMT -6
<pushes hard on the door to find it appears to be blocked by a body> What the heck's going on here? <gives the door a good hard shove and falls through, landing at the feet of three cleaning bots hard at work> Hmmm, a delivery boy ...what have the ladies been doing in here? Is that...err...ho guts...I can see on the floor? Think I'll just pick my way across and get myself an ice cold 'traffic light' Coke from the bar (traffic light being a Coke with orange, lemon and lime slices in)...feeling a little delicate from working too hard last night. <perches on a bar stool with the Sunday paper to wait for company>
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Post by xengab on Nov 14, 2004 9:06:53 GMT -6
Hi Dixie!What sort of paper do you read?Is it the Sunday Swashbuckler. ;D Can I have a coffee please. xengab
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Post by ilb on Nov 14, 2004 10:42:09 GMT -6
morning dixie... morning xengab... i'll have a cup of coffee too please... and reserve one for phalon and scrappy.... *lights and sirens screaming come to a screeching halt outside* *two officers stroll in glancing all around the bar* we got a missing person's report this morning... anyone see anything unusual?
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Post by Phalon on Nov 14, 2004 11:19:47 GMT -6
<quickly stuffs the delivery boy's carcass in one of the empty meade barrels.>
Ok...maybe not so empty, and maybe not exactly a carcass. At least he'll have sort of nourishment in there, til it's figured out what to do with him.
<bats eyes innocently and tries to look casual. Coughs a few times to cover the noise as delivery boy pounds on the inside of the vat.>
Uhm, nothing Officers. Just the usual. And that's the truth.
Thanks, ILB. I'll take that cup of coffee now.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 14, 2004 13:52:20 GMT -6
*saunters in wearing best grin, muscles past two guys flashing badges*
Howdy Gang! What's shore patrol doing here? *eyes mysteriously twitching barrel* Anyone want to fill me in? *grabs nearby fluffy cushion and uses it to sit on the barrel*
Missing delivery boy you say? Wow…..that’s gotta be rough. Hope you find him…..*kicks side of barrel for good measure*
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Post by eirene on Nov 14, 2004 17:02:31 GMT -6
Hello mateys! It's only a short visit. I'm tired and i fall at sleep in a few moments. Everything all right here, or i've to do to repair something? Xengab my dear, can you cook me something? I'm hungry - and then a coffee or a cherban... I'm as good as new after that.
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Post by xengab on Nov 15, 2004 6:05:43 GMT -6
Breakfast anyone?What is it to be?Bacon,eggs,waffles,pancakes or rolls and coffee for Eirene? Do you drink cherban for breakfast? ;D Dixie,Phalon,ILB,Scrappy you are so bad, you are going to be a bad influence on me.I have been brought up to be a good little pirate. xengab
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Post by eirene on Nov 15, 2004 10:27:09 GMT -6
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Post by Phalon on Nov 15, 2004 21:57:54 GMT -6
Well, looks like I missed breakfast here. And lunch. And dinner. Shoot, Xengab's such a good cook and all, I feel cheated.
Scrappy, can to join me for a drink?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 15, 2004 21:59:48 GMT -6
Absolutely.......what can I get you? I think the meads been spoiled.....to much delivery boy flavor..........Anything you like it's on me.
Speaking of which.......what do you suppose we ought to do with the pickled delivery boy in a barrel?
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Post by Phalon on Nov 15, 2004 22:17:03 GMT -6
Hhmmm....a coffee and Bailey's, I think. Thanks.
I don't know. What's kosher in a situation like this? Dill he keep until tomorrow?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 15, 2004 22:27:19 GMT -6
Well there's the rub. We're in sort of a pickle over the little gurkin. So I say we bread and butter him up and see if he remembers anything.
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Post by Phalon on Nov 15, 2004 22:36:42 GMT -6
Sounds like a Vlasic plan. I relish the thought.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 15, 2004 22:46:19 GMT -6
*grabs big pry bar and begins beating on lid of barrel* Well, what do you have to say for yourself there youngin? You better get about pickling up after yourself. This place is a cucumbersome mess! Guess we better garlic him on his way. (ok that sucked) We need a change of topping. He'll be playing Ketchup with that wagon all night. I kieser rolled it down the road apple an hour ago.
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Post by Phalon on Nov 15, 2004 22:51:31 GMT -6
LMAO, Scrappy. Wait...I have to go take a short break after that one.
Give me another coffee and Baileys to sip out on the front porch.
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