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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 16, 2004 23:58:20 GMT -6
A box of crystal dinnerwear.......what would a pirate need with fancy stuff like that? Hmmmm....wonder if it flies well.
*grabs box from delivery boy and runs toward the pie tossing machine* Perfect fit.......better duck son!
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Post by guru on Nov 17, 2004 0:03:41 GMT -6
Hey, I remember you! Well ... kinda remember. Between headaches, that is. You're with that pirate bunch who almost cost me my job. Not this time I tell you and...
Did you say pie tossing machine?
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Post by Phalon on Nov 17, 2004 0:07:11 GMT -6
Why am I suddenly reminded of that old Saturday Night Live sketch with the delivery shark?
Hey, Scrappy! Wait! Save a couple of those goblets for me, eh? Broke mine a while back. Remember the traveling vacuum saleman?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 17, 2004 0:07:19 GMT -6
Yep my own invention. And unless you want to get hit with these here crystal plates I suggest you move double quick! *cocks arm back on the machine and places plate on the flat surface of the arm* Let em Rip! *the plate goes flying across the room and smashes on the wall above the delivery boys head* Hey Phalon.....I'll keep him pinned down. You make for the wagon.......
Vaccum salesman? Don't remember him...was it a clean sweep?
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Post by guru on Nov 17, 2004 0:09:46 GMT -6
I never heard of a pie tossing machine. Mom calls my brother a pie eating machine. Dad tells me to shut my pie hole. The dock workers call my sister...
Give me that back! It says fragile -- look on the box.
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Post by Phalon on Nov 17, 2004 0:10:15 GMT -6
Ok.
WAGON HO!
Not that again. Too much gossip. Tongues still a' wagon over that mess.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 17, 2004 0:12:38 GMT -6
Not nearly as fragile as you.........*grabs a handful of Chacks rubber bands and whips up a right nice lasso, hooks delivery boy around the ankles and hangs him from the rafters, upon which time things begin to fall out of his pockets*
ANOTHER ho! My god son what is your problem?
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Post by guru on Nov 17, 2004 0:14:26 GMT -6
Oh, no! Don't go near my new wagon!
*picks piece of formerly expensive plate out of hair*
Hey, you aren't gonna look under the seat, are you?
*swinging stretches cord in ominous bungee motion*
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 17, 2004 0:21:04 GMT -6
Are you kidding?! After what I found last time? I'm leaving the wagon rummaging to Phalon. I'm just gonna (ok everything I could come up with to end this sentance sounds really, really bad). For instance: I'm just gonna wait for things to fall out of your pockets, I'm just gonna bounce you up and down till things fall out of your pockets, I'm just gonna pick things off the floor after they fall out of your pockets.......I think there is nowhere that's not bad to go with this....... *for those of you reading this later....pick the one that offends you the least and go with it.
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Post by guru on Nov 17, 2004 0:27:11 GMT -6
*Being that this is Anciet Greece, the delivery boy is wearing a traditional toga. After the cleverly concealed pockets empty out onto the floor, the hem flips around his waist to reveal brand new Ares and Aphrodite boxer shorts.*
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 17, 2004 0:29:59 GMT -6
Nice shorts there boy.........think you can play moving target? *slaps another crystal plate onto machine and takes aim*
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Post by guru on Nov 17, 2004 0:40:29 GMT -6
*Flailing arms cause more bungee effect*
That's not right! Don't throw those dishes! Mom always tells Dad to throw the old dishes at me.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 17, 2004 0:44:26 GMT -6
*pulls back, FIRES, misses delivery boy and hits rafters showering room with fine crystal dust* Dman! Need to practice more. *reloads for another shot*
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Post by guru on Nov 17, 2004 0:48:14 GMT -6
Aha! If this cord will stretch a little more I can reach the floor and...
Ouch!! I hurt my fingers!
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 17, 2004 0:58:45 GMT -6
One more shot........*aim, fire, Miss* Damn, can't hit nothin tonight.....must be these new fangled pies. Ah well think I'll hit the hammock and try again in the morning. Sleep well delivery boy!
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Post by guru on Nov 17, 2004 1:12:28 GMT -6
It's bad enough you hang me upside down from the ceiling and throw stuff at me, but do you have to turn off the lights?! Hey, don't leave me in here by myself!
Hey!! Hey, you pirates!
You know ... you're not so bad once I get used to ya.
Hello?
Anybody?
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I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!
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Post by Phalon on Nov 17, 2004 6:19:11 GMT -6
Just a quick stop in to put the coffee on. Gotta help out Xengab however we can, you know. She's so good to us. I may not be the best cook aboard this here ship, but I do make a wicked cup of coffee....if you like it strong, that is.
I'd offer a cup to the delivery boy, but I think it'd make too much of a mess on the floor. Hard to drink upside down. I see Scrappy's tied him up quite handily, suspended from the ceiling. Perhaps we can string him with lights and use him for a disco ball for Chak's RubberBand Band.
Later mateys, and have a good day.
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Post by xengab on Nov 17, 2004 8:44:39 GMT -6
Yea Ann!Play away,I am a lover of good music,it is so moving.:cry:I must be careful not dampen the cookies a have baked for you. xengab
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 17, 2004 11:46:54 GMT -6
Hello all! I have it on good authority that one of our own is about to hit that 1000 post milestone. I'm throwing a BIG party. Someone warm up the ovens.......we need a ten layer chocolate cake with chocolate icing.....raspberry filling and 1000 candles. Let’s see some streamers over there, little paper party hats….that look like, what else, pirate hats………hmmm let’s see….what am I forgetting? Music…… www.xenafight.com/songs/song25.htmlSorry couldn’t find any Array Charles Phalon. Oh but I do have one thing more……..a special guest appearance by …..Indiana Jones……..(Last Crusade not Temple of Doom) What do you think? Congratulations Phalon……..SPEECH SPEECH!!!!
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Post by ilb on Nov 17, 2004 13:13:15 GMT -6
ya know phalon... u'd already b there if u cut some of those posts in half and made two...some even three yaaaaayyyyyyy phalon!!! we love your posts... fence post?... i bet u could argue with one and win great job scrappy!! it looks wonderful in here. wow!!! TEN layer choc. cake.... *eyes get as big as watermelons* can't wait to get into that... ...reminds me of meg... not like that...don't worry. YAY FOR PHALON
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Post by xengab on Nov 17, 2004 13:49:09 GMT -6
Cake's made,busy making a cold buffet.Meat,fish,salad you name it and it will be there.Lasagna,yes,Phalon likes Lasagna!! Cherbans You know Eirene is not far off either,we could make it a double celebration? xengab Congratulations
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Post by eirene on Nov 17, 2004 15:51:04 GMT -6
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Post by Phalon on Nov 17, 2004 17:42:10 GMT -6
Oh, geeze…had to make a quick post elsewhere, just so I could save the thousandth for here. Yes, ILB, occasionally – not often, but every once in a great while, I am capable of making one or two word posts. I even tried once, to go cold turkey, but I found I like it better hot with a touch of gravy. Pretty soon, I found I was suffering from run-on sentence withdrawal and lack of comma use jitters. Ah well…sorry for that, and anyway, I’ll fill you in on a little secret…shhh…I figure the longer my posts, the less likely someone is to get past the first sentence or two before giving up, and then I can just ramble aimlessly without any regard to what I’m saying. You still with me? Hello? At least they don’t take points off the post total for neatness and content, cuz then I’d be clawing my way out of negativity.
Aww, dear Scrappy…thanks. You shouldn’t have. And Indiana Jones? Wow, that must have cost you a pretty dinar, and how could you Harrison Afford him? I’m sure I’ll find good use for that whip. Now stop…I’m talking the whipped icing on the layer cake, of course. Silly.
Don’t worry about the lack of Array Charles. There is quite an array of other Rays to choose from. Too bad I can’t think of one, right now. Hhhmmm. Lawrence of Arraybia? I don’t think he sang though. Array Bradbury…nah – not into science fiction. Stevie Array Vaughn? Yes, he might work…that song, The House is a Rockin’ is quite appropriate for this party, no? It’s been kinda rolling around my head for the last couple of weeks, stuck there courtesy of a brief mention of it somewhere. No, no…don’t bother knockin’, it’s got a pretty steadfast hold. Not too bad, actually, compared with some I’ve glommed onto. Just please don’t ask Gabbin to provide the music, okay?
And congratulations to Eirene! I’d join you in a Cherban, but I’m not real fond of bananas. Make mine a Chercran then….with a splash of both 7-Up and Absolut.
Cheers.
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Post by chackattack81 on Nov 17, 2004 18:10:08 GMT -6
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Post by ilb on Nov 17, 2004 19:55:06 GMT -6
hey eirene congrads hey chack hey xengab, the food looks delicous!!! is it time to cut the cake yet??!!
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Post by xengab on Nov 18, 2004 12:49:53 GMT -6
Hi ILB!It sounds as if you have got a sweet tooth,so go ahead ,you can cut the cake. ;D Enjoy.
xengab;cook:
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Post by eirene on Nov 18, 2004 14:00:59 GMT -6
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Post by xengab on Nov 18, 2004 16:00:43 GMT -6
Enjoy the party Eirene,I'm tired out and off to my cosy bed. Night all
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Post by xengab on Nov 19, 2004 16:12:22 GMT -6
Just me and the ships cat. Where is everybody?
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Post by eirene on Nov 19, 2004 17:45:32 GMT -6
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