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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 15, 2004 22:56:11 GMT -6
*pours Phalon a coffe and bailey's, pours herself a hot chocolate and Peppermint schnapps* Mind if I join you? Lovely night for sitting on the porch. It's your turn so I'll wait.........
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Post by Gabbin on Nov 15, 2004 23:05:51 GMT -6
Yo maties. How goes it? I have a bit o' a scratchy throat and so I am thinking about a warm lemon-honey tea or, maybe a nice hot toddy, Black Russian sounds good too....
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 15, 2004 23:08:18 GMT -6
*pours Mistress Shtick a big toddy with extra Jack* Sorry to hear you are feeling bad. Would you like your own delivery boy to beat up and pillage?
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Post by Gabbin on Nov 15, 2004 23:11:23 GMT -6
Pillage? Am I to pillage a delivery boy? How does one do that? Lmao, sounds fun, though. Explain, please.
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Post by Gabbin on Nov 15, 2004 23:13:19 GMT -6
HA HA HA, I am in a HA HA mood tonight. I am feeling like one of the pillage people now, gotcha, gotcha now, I gotcha by the pillars now.....feel your body, body...
I have to stop popping these pill-ages.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 15, 2004 23:17:26 GMT -6
Didn't you catch yesterday's mayhem? No? Ok recap:
Some guy delivered lasagna.....Phalon pillaged his wagon.....found a ho.......I hit him with a pie plate.........he got stuffed in a barrel......and then the shore patrol showed up......
Ok I can see where this is going.........never mind......Can I buy you another drink? Phalon?
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Post by Phalon on Nov 15, 2004 23:19:43 GMT -6
Sure, Scrappy. Just one more. Getting kinda of tired and I ought to be going.
Hey Gabbin. Nice to see you aboard. Or is that abroad? I see you've changed your sex again.
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Post by Gabbin on Nov 15, 2004 23:22:53 GMT -6
There was a ho in the wagon? Zots! Is that like a modern version of a van dude?
Yes, I go through periodic sex changes. Scrappy reminded me the other day it was time to change.
So, where do I start with this fella?
I am full of questions tonight.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 15, 2004 23:23:03 GMT -6
Yeah and what is up with confusing a poor pirate like that? Here's your drink Phalon........
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Post by Gabbin on Nov 15, 2004 23:24:40 GMT -6
Yes, sorry. I need another drink. I think I shall just put up my feet and relax a bit here. *starts sharpening her knife*
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Post by Phalon on Nov 15, 2004 23:29:06 GMT -6
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 15, 2004 23:31:26 GMT -6
Night Phalon.......So what now Mistress Shtick? Looting...pillaging....game of cards? Don't seem to be any handy delivery boys around...........
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Post by Gabbin on Nov 15, 2004 23:34:35 GMT -6
I think that was a very nice semi-colon, a bit of a moon feeling to it, as well. Goodnight.
Anything is fine-looting?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 15, 2004 23:35:50 GMT -6
Yeah you know........running amok....steling things......it's a pirate thing. ;D
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Post by Gabbin on Nov 15, 2004 23:38:21 GMT -6
Okay, where is the body, I mean booty; those may be the one and the same in the shake your booty age.
Where shall we go to get some?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 15, 2004 23:45:31 GMT -6
I'm afraid I used up all my puns on the pickle thing........no barrel o' laughs tonight.........mayo I say what rare form you are in tonight.....I got a breadstick in my side from laughing. (ok that was bad too)
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Post by Joxcenia on Nov 15, 2004 23:48:05 GMT -6
Joxcee raises the Jolly Roger....
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 15, 2004 23:52:36 GMT -6
Ok goodnight Mateys......this is one tired Pirate heading for her hammock! Sleep well and sweet dreams!
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Post by Gabbin on Nov 15, 2004 23:58:13 GMT -6
Goodnight Scrappy. Sleep well. You, too, Fairy Godmother.
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Post by Joxcenia on Nov 16, 2004 0:00:09 GMT -6
Fairy Godmother says goodnight back at ya...
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Post by chackattack81 on Nov 16, 2004 11:01:07 GMT -6
Hey peeps! Been away a while...had visitors! YAY!!!! Our very own Ann Thrax and my friend Zena ... So I'm kinda... at the mo... Missed you guys... think I shall play a little ditty for all you lovely delivery boy pilaging ladies ;D *twangs 'Smack My shrew Up'*
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Post by xengab on Nov 16, 2004 12:26:01 GMT -6
Hey Chacky, you haven't played a tune for me in ages.How about it?I could do with some company in the galley. ;D Tell me all about your visitors. xengab
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Post by chackattack81 on Nov 16, 2004 13:35:26 GMT -6
Hey Xengab! My fave cook Well...Ann Thrax, as you may know, is my lovely lady ;D and she surprised me by coming up unannounced! How FAB! ;D And my best friend from England Zena came up to see me too! We all went to the Memorabilia Show and bought grooooovey Xena stuff. Plus I bought me a way cool fantasy painting to go in my front room. We went out Saturday, they drank, I didn't....I'm the responsible one I had to drive. But I boogied and had a FAB weekend to say the least ;D Very chuffed!....So...My dear Xengab...What can I play for you?
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Post by xengab on Nov 16, 2004 16:08:33 GMT -6
Hi chacky,it sounds as if a good time was had by everyone.I never get to go anywhere,where you can buy Xena stuff. Anyway,you can play me "Happy days are here again",and I sing along. xengab
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Post by Ann Thrax on Nov 16, 2004 16:46:22 GMT -6
Ahoy shipmates! Sounds like everyone had a fab weekend As Chack has already so eloquently described, I had a pretty good one myself!.. (you know it's love when your better half presents you with a mint 12" Gabrielle collector's doll...just because ) Hey Xengab Maybe you would allow me the pleasure of drumming out that little ditty for you on my old spoon and tin cup....in return for some of your delicious cookies perhaps? ;D Ann x
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Post by Phalon on Nov 16, 2004 21:04:28 GMT -6
Hey Chak...Ann. Sounds like you all had a great time. Always fun to have houseguests...even, (or especially?), those unexpected ones.
Starting to have a bit of pre-holiday jitters about that. Geeze, what was I thinking when I offered to host the Christmas party this year? I wonder if the Dust Bunnies will pay attention to the eviction notice I tacked under the bed where they have squatter's rights, and vacate by the time the guests arrive?
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 16, 2004 23:29:06 GMT -6
Hey Phalon.....I smell another delivery boy hanging about down there. What do you think?
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Post by Phalon on Nov 16, 2004 23:38:23 GMT -6
I think I'd like to know how you know what delivery boy smells like.
(That kinda sounded bad, though it wasn't meant to. Really.)
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 16, 2004 23:40:09 GMT -6
Well see.....thay do ahve a distinct smell about them kinda like old coffee and bad cigarretts.......the one the other night also smelled like bad french perfume......
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Post by guru on Nov 16, 2004 23:50:42 GMT -6
*Knock, knock!*
Excuse me, but I have a delivery of fine crystal dinnerware. It's addressed to I. M. A. Pirate.
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