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Post by chackattack81 on Oct 10, 2004 15:52:44 GMT -6
Right you are Xengab! Aye aye! You know what I just came to realise?...I ain't been assigned no job by the Cap'n! What do I do!? What do I do!? *pings her band into her own nose in a frenzied panic* OUCH!
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Post by eirene on Oct 10, 2004 17:35:52 GMT -6
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Oct 10, 2004 20:22:04 GMT -6
Howdy all! I've had to work some really long hours and I must confess that I have been a might distracted by the House of Whoosher thread.......it's getting very interesting over there. You should all check it out! As for the wench I'm talking about Dixie! Havn't seen her in a while.........time to send Chack...............GO GET HER!
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Post by Xie on Oct 10, 2004 22:37:53 GMT -6
Arr Chak ye be wanting a job ay? Hmmm what be ye special skills? Any qualifications I should be knowing about? Im open to bribes if ye be wanting a specific job or title.
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Post by Phalon on Oct 10, 2004 22:50:11 GMT -6
Yep, Scrappy. DixieWench hasn't been seen since she got her four days shore leave, 'an that's been, what, over a week or so ago? Time passes differently out 'ere on the sea.
And there be our Capt'n Xie. How ye be, Capt'n?
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Post by eirene on Oct 10, 2004 23:45:14 GMT -6
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Post by chackattack81 on Oct 11, 2004 4:12:24 GMT -6
Sorry Cap'n! ...I've been a might distracted tryin' to find that lovely wench Dixie....I wasn't ignoring you honest! ;D Well Cap'n ...lemme see now...As well as my pinging capabilities, I'm very apt at counting gold coin. But if'n you need someone to help Xengab bring in food and supplies I'm yer lady! Not opposed to a good bit of hard work ma'am. *salutes and bows* Thanks Eirene, when you work hard the play after is always better respected
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Post by dixielandyankee on Oct 11, 2004 9:21:49 GMT -6
Did someone say wench? ;D Sorry its been so long, got tied up <ahem> on shore leave and only just managed to escape! Good to see you dastardly bunch...can I get anyone a bottle of rum? Phalon? Scrappy? Where are we sailing to next, boy do I need a change of scene! dixie
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Oct 11, 2004 10:32:59 GMT -6
Well, well! Look what the tide dragged in! I have half a mind to do something really not so nice. Hope you been making lots o gold. We need supplies beore we set sail!
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Post by eirene on Oct 11, 2004 11:38:04 GMT -6
Look , our scrappy is back at home. *kewl* I´m so touched to see her again. *a single teardrops falls down* Chak, it´s so quiet here, do you´ve sell your piperboy into slavery? In which country we´ll met him again?! We must know that, ´cause we can make a detour around that country! I need a little rest, it´s now three glasses and i need a cherban and a !
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Post by chackattack81 on Oct 11, 2004 12:35:49 GMT -6
Aye...sorry. Sold the lad to the English ;D ...some good friends of mine from the port in Plymouth took him off my hands for the princely sum of three bags of gold coin! So...looks like rum's on me Dixie! Not literally tho please...I just washed my hair!
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Post by eirene on Oct 11, 2004 12:46:57 GMT -6
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Post by chackattack81 on Oct 11, 2004 13:08:45 GMT -6
I know Eirene, so peaceful and serene... Although, I do miss pinging the little lad playfully when he'd play the Piper Boy Blues for me when I needed to unwind *sigh* Ah well...I'll twang out a tune on my lonesome just now in honour of the annoying li'l scallywag....It's called...The Scotty Girl Blues...(he wasn't real good at naming songs...)... *ploing, boing, boing, boingy boing boing boing....* Feel free to join in mates...I dedicate this to all the saucey Scots out there...and all the lurvly shipmates that welcomed me so....
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Post by eirene on Oct 11, 2004 13:14:12 GMT -6
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Post by xengab on Oct 11, 2004 15:42:02 GMT -6
Hi everyone!!Nice to see you all back.Sorry I haven't been around,but I have been out getting supplies for when we sail again,can't wait.I know,pirates sail best on a full stomach and yo ho ho and a barrel of rum. Hi Scrappy!I hope we are not going to lose you to all those ghostly carryons.What would we do without you. Well for now I' m off to galley,to cook up another storm for all you scallywags. xengab
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Post by Xie on Oct 11, 2004 20:36:50 GMT -6
Arrr Chak- If you be good at picking out wenches then I believe your job shall be Consort to the Captain.. you shall be in charge of umm let us say entertainment for the captain- if you do a fair enough job I'll let you chose our destination matey.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Oct 11, 2004 22:46:11 GMT -6
Be careful Captain Xie. We might end up god knows where!
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Post by Xie on Oct 11, 2004 23:18:45 GMT -6
Scrappy Fear not! A pirate's life is full of adventure and peril I believe this crew is up to any spirited place Chak could lead us to! I believe a game of strip poker was talked about. Whose in and whose dealing ?
Arr let me get this right, One eyed jacks are wild .
Ok you pirating thieves, no dealing from the bottom of the deck , no holding cards up yoursleeves or down your blouses, If I catch ya cheating .. you may not live to regret it. Ante up.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Oct 11, 2004 23:22:52 GMT -6
Chack has already agreed to ping cheaters but als I must be up with the sun so you'll have to deal me out of this game. Gnight to all the crew!
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Post by chackattack81 on Oct 12, 2004 6:10:27 GMT -6
Cap'n Xie!...I'm truely honoured! *bows deeply, and stands up tall...well...if you can call 5'2" tall!* Cap'n, if I may be so bold to suggest...The Isle of Cyprus is home to the finest wenches and lads to have ever graced this fine earth...in my humble opinion...maybe we could be sailing there? Aphrodite's baths could be a welcomed break for you and the crew too? Don't worry Scrappy...I can be trusted Now...did I hear someone say STRIP!?....
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Post by xengab on Oct 12, 2004 7:46:03 GMT -6
Wow Chack! Consort to the captain,cough.Me thinks you will not be helping in the galley anymore.Cyprus is a good choice,been there a few times,there will be rich pickings Where are you Eirene? Made you some great coffee :coffee:Strip poker,have you seen my figure? ;D xengab
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Oct 12, 2004 7:49:30 GMT -6
Strip poker? No way would scare all the fish away. I will however take some of that coffee. Can't believe I'm up before the sun.
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Post by chackattack81 on Oct 12, 2004 11:53:29 GMT -6
I know Xengab....However I will help out when needed. I'm always at your service...a cook should forever be appreciated. ;D I'll stay away from the striping also...don't wanna scare folk off! ...Cap'n....Cap'n...I'm I needed? *strolls off pinging a happy tune...*
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Post by eirene on Oct 12, 2004 12:10:16 GMT -6
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Post by xengab on Oct 12, 2004 13:13:07 GMT -6
Hi Srcappy!They say,the early bird catches the worm. Coffee coming up. chack!I appreciate your loyalty and you can ping in my galley anytime. Oh Eirene!!What is it with all this stripping are you overheating?Perhaps to much coffee,maybe a cold drink would be better,with lots of ice. ;D xengab
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Post by chackattack81 on Oct 12, 2004 13:20:20 GMT -6
Thanks again Xengab... I keep meaning to tell you...that cook dance of yours is FUNKY! ..Wooh...get down! ;D Oh yeh...mates...if any of you see the Cap'n I wouldn't want to dissapoint...so could you let her know that I'm off to buy me a leatherette elastic band with my newly aquired coin.... ;D ...and I'll be back in a flash to perform my assigned duties! If any of you require anything from me whilst I'm on my journeys, please let me know
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Post by Xie on Oct 12, 2004 23:27:48 GMT -6
Arr Chak 5'2 is tall to this Captain I be 4'11 and 3/4ths - 5ft to the likes of all of you. What I lack in height I make up for in girth , so you know I wont be losing any hands of poker. I believe Cyprus sounds appealing for some rowdy fun but what be there for theiving purposes - after all we have to keep our coffers full and our reputations as ransacking pirates in tact. Dont worry Scrappy and Xengab, Chak is availble for Galley help if she wishes to help. Now mateys I know your anxious to set sail so kiss you landlubber friends goodbye. We set sail at first light for the Isle of New york to distract and disorient those bloodsucking life draining New york Yankees. These Yankees beat the Brave and vailiant Boston Red Sox in the first game of the ALCS series- our mission is to to keep them from the spoils of another victory. If we are successful we then sail to Boston harbor to make sure Victory for the Red Sox is complete - If successful in defeating these Damned Yankees , we then shall take liberty in the Red Sox nation during the world series and if they are successful we shall celebrate in the isles of Cyprus !! However if the Red Sox are not victorious, I shall not be a happy Captain and may need to find a port where theres a good fight to be had. Sleep well mateys, Sails set at dawn. Captain xie
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Post by eirene on Oct 12, 2004 23:51:10 GMT -6
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Post by dixielandyankee on Oct 13, 2004 5:28:39 GMT -6
Ahoy mateys...is it anchors away? The Isle of Cyprus sounds like a good place for picking up some strapping young lads and buxom wenches... I'm sure we'll all need a big chunk of shore leave after we've been to pillage those Yankees Capt'n Xie! Can I interest anyone in a large drink, not only to celebrate setting sail but also because I'm having one of those days!
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Post by chackattack81 on Oct 13, 2004 5:29:23 GMT -6
Aye Cap'n that sounds like a fine plan indeed! ...I hope The Red Sox find their victory.
An' Cap'n....I know of some wealthy upstarts in the Isle of Cyprus that could use a ship full of Pirates to take 'em down a peg or two ;D
...Right ...let me get my sea legs on...
Hey Dixie! What's gettin' ya down?... Join me...I'll have some strong stuff....make mine a whole pint of MILK!...
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