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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Oct 5, 2004 15:33:02 GMT -6
Bout time you showed up with the food. I'm starvin. What's this? Haggis ick!  Hope you got sometin else on that tray...........Ok Ok I'm sorry. Let me buy you a drink and make you a sandwich from the coldcut buffet. Everything looks great.......except the Haggis. |
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Post by chackattack81 on Oct 5, 2004 17:36:56 GMT -6
DID SOMEONE SAY HAGGIS!!!!!! ;D (bagpipe playing starts up once again)  ...honestly that Piper kid is REAAAAALLLLLY gettin right up my sporan!!!!   ....(inhales deeply the rich smell of ...well....whatever haggis is made of...) A rose for you dear cook, for such a glorious meal  |
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Oct 5, 2004 18:33:51 GMT -6
You're from scotland and you don't know what Haggis is made of? Allow me to fill you in so to speak......
Traditional Haggis
1 sheep's pluck (stomach bag)
2 lb.. dry oatmeal
1 lb. suet
1 lb. lamb's liver
2 1/2 cups stock
1 large chopped onion
1/2 tsp. cayenne pepper, Jamaica pepper and salt
Boil liver and parboil the onion, then mince them together. Lightly brown the oatmeal. Mix all ingredients together. Fill the sheep's pluck with the mixture pressing it down to remove all the air, and sew up securely. Prick the haggis in several places so that it does not burst. Place haggis in boiling water and boil slowly for 4-5 hours. Serves approximately 12.
If the first ingrediant doesn't get to you then the liver part shouldn't bother you a bit. Not to mention the suet.....something we leave in trees for birds and squirrels in winter. YUCK! I'll definately pass thanks!
As for the pied piper over there we could always tie him to the mast with Dixie........wait I forgot, Mistress Shtick removed it accidentally. Maybe the masthead?
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Post by chackattack81 on Oct 5, 2004 18:51:52 GMT -6
 Now...don't it just make your mouth water!! ...you got all that info stored in your head Scrappy?  ....damn I appreciate a lady who knows her recipes... ...  ...coz...well....I'd kill ya if I cooked! Masthead sounds good..... (grins evily...elastic band twitching) ...veeeeeeeerrrrrry good indeed... you wanna come with and sort him out? (sneeks off towards a very nervous looking piper...)  |
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Post by Xie on Oct 5, 2004 22:39:07 GMT -6
Arr which one of ya were dumb enough to dump her Haggis or was some one of you weak and vommited over the bow of the ship?! Now there be sharks circling about looking for more food, I have half a mind to feed that person to those hungry sharks but alas me mateys I be needing everyone of you when we set sail at morning's light so enjoy your liberty while ye can .  Captain Xie |
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Oct 5, 2004 23:03:12 GMT -6
Finally........a voyage! Where we be headin Capin?  Chack- I must admit, that I had to look up the recipe but I did know the basics. As for your little pipe dream.........I'll hold him down while you tickle him into submisson if you like. |
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Post by eirene on Oct 5, 2004 23:41:29 GMT -6
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Post by Phalon on Oct 5, 2004 23:57:52 GMT -6
Huh? Who's tied this bloody piper to me? You be gittin' a new masthead an' don't even fill me in? I thought meself be doin' a damn fine job up 'ere on the bow all by meself, an' now I find I hafta be sharin' wit some irritating little *&^%$ who's got a bagpipe stuck in my
ear.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Oct 6, 2004 1:11:03 GMT -6
Terribly terribly sorry Phalon. Forgot you were “hangin out” out there. Wanna take a break and have some food? I think the little piper boy can handle it for a while.
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Post by chackattack81 on Oct 6, 2004 5:02:10 GMT -6
Yep Phalon...many apologies...
Ye, you go take a break while you can, I'll mind this young scallywag....
(aims at pipe boys bottom...)
...c'mon kid...make my day...
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Post by eirene on Oct 6, 2004 12:10:55 GMT -6
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Post by chackattack81 on Oct 6, 2004 12:14:19 GMT -6
*pings piper boys bottom* ...Nope...it appears he can also say, "OUCH MA BUM!" |
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Post by eirene on Oct 6, 2004 23:50:37 GMT -6
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Post by xengab on Oct 7, 2004 9:04:35 GMT -6
Hey why are you all so cruel towards this little piper boy. In the olden days the used bagpipe music to scare the enemy away(understandable  ).He could come in handy in a skirmish,don't you think?  Just a thought. For now he could help me in the galley. ;D xengab |
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Post by chackattack81 on Oct 7, 2004 9:38:25 GMT -6
*snaps elastic at piper one more time* (OUCH MA BUM) ;D Aye ok...you're right Xengab...just as long as he doesn't feel like an impromptu performance any time soon  *unties boy, ruffles his hair* Go an pal... to the Galley with you...and be thanking the fair Xengab for your position... Now...Nothing to ping...any Bodices to rip?...  |
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Post by eirene on Oct 7, 2004 13:09:34 GMT -6
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Post by xengab on Oct 8, 2004 7:33:58 GMT -6
Hey Eirene!Thank's for the offer of help,it is very much appreciated,but I can't have you bleeding all over my galley and I can't help the feeling, that you are just making an excuse,hemmmmm?  Hope the piper boy appreciat's my effort. Hi chackattack81!!I'm sure there will be plenty more opportunity for pinging and bodices ripping,so never fret lassie. ;D xengab  |
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Post by chackattack81 on Oct 8, 2004 12:12:38 GMT -6
Hey Xengab... I know I said that my cooking can kill....but I may be able to help a bit if you fancy a greek dish? (Mum taught me well...still doesn't mean that in practice It'll be good tho!) At least if anyone gets a li'l tummy upset it'll be through sampling some Mediterranean cuisine! ;D Of course if you'd rather stay safe (I don't blame you!), I could always assist in pinging down kitchem impliments for ya?  Chackattack81 |
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Post by eirene on Oct 8, 2004 14:53:41 GMT -6
  Hi Xengab! What, my excuses wasn´t good?? I found it excellent! I found a cooking smilie for you! I hope you like him...  Xengab =  Maybe Les put him to the other piratesymbols... if i ask her really gentle / nice or what ever you say. |
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Post by xengab on Oct 8, 2004 15:39:20 GMT -6
Hi Chackattack81! I'll try anything ones,so bring on the greek dish,I'm always willing to learn.By the way there will be no pinging in my galley.  Hi Eirene!I saw through you ,but I'll forgive you since you found me a nice new smilie.It would be good,if you could ask(beg) Les to put it in with the pirate smilies.  xengab |
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Post by chackattack81 on Oct 8, 2004 16:46:28 GMT -6
 Awwwwwwwwww.....you put me on pinging probation! .... Ah well....never mind....As long as you gimme a ping break somewhere along the line?..Deal? ;D K....Now....How you like the sound of...a bid of a side dish? (No not me!  ) ...Olives?...Green olives crushed with garlic and herbs? It's called SAKISTEHS... Hey Eirene! You wanna come help too if the dish is approved by our good cook? ;D |
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Post by Phalon on Oct 9, 2004 0:04:59 GMT -6
Olives? Did I hear olives? Olive a good dish on the side.
Uhm...okay..gotta go. I feel the need to start explaining my puns again.
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Post by eirene on Oct 9, 2004 3:20:48 GMT -6
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Post by xengab on Oct 9, 2004 13:41:09 GMT -6
Chackattack81!Hey,I'm all for a bit of a side dish,so lets give it a try then.You can also have three pings a day,outside off my galley. Eirene!Hope your good at begging,thank's. ;D xengab |
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Post by xengab on Oct 9, 2004 13:42:36 GMT -6
Olives? Did I hear olives? Olive a good dish on the side. Uhm...okay..gotta go. I feel the need to start explaining my puns again.  |
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Oct 9, 2004 22:18:14 GMT -6
Anyone have any idea where our Wench has gotten to? I have half a mind to send Bob after her with those rubber bands!
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Post by eirene on Oct 10, 2004 7:19:51 GMT -6
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Post by chackattack81 on Oct 10, 2004 11:03:39 GMT -6
Hey mates...been out a-pinging....5 min and no band slappin'...it leaves me all shakey  3 pings a day eh Xengab?... Sounds good to me...now all you need for this dish is a heap of green olives...some cloves of garlic and coriander seeds . Pummple this all togther with some olive all and there ya got it! ;D Tis very good with some crusted bread. Did I hear that there's a wench that needs pinging!?....... *dashes off in excitement* |
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Post by xengab on Oct 10, 2004 13:00:46 GMT -6
Hi Eirene!Wow,my very own cooks smilie,thank you and thank you Gigs.You shall both have a big bottle of the bubbly stuff.Oh,I forget Eirene,you would rather have a cherban ,or?  Hey Scrappy!!I haven't seen you around for a while how are ya doin?Which wench are you exactly referring to? Chackattack!I shall make some off the green olive stuff tomorrow,for all my favourite pirates.We shall try it all together and iffen they don't like it,you had better get your rubber bands ready.  xengab |
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Post by eirene on Oct 10, 2004 15:12:09 GMT -6
You´re welcome, xengab. ;D And yes, i wanna have a cherban please.  I missed scrappy too, what´s happend to her? Must i be worried about her?!  scrappy
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...honestly that Piper kid is REAAAAALLLLLY gettin right up my sporan!!!! 
....damn I appreciate a lady who knows her recipes...
) he has let hanging his haggis over board! That´s the reason, why he´s looking so nervous! Let jump him over the planks, capin! I can´t get one clear mind, as long he´s trying to play!
Just a thought.
* Sorry, i can´t help you anymore! 