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Post by Freebird on Oct 17, 2004 12:42:35 GMT -6
want to do
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Post by eirene on Oct 17, 2004 13:20:19 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home ...
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Post by dixielandyankee on Oct 17, 2004 16:42:35 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl...
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Post by Freebird on Oct 17, 2004 23:14:26 GMT -6
What am I
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Post by eirene on Oct 17, 2004 23:29:21 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell ...
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Post by Freebird on Oct 18, 2004 1:38:12 GMT -6
you a secret
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Post by eirene on Oct 18, 2004 13:06:30 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and ...
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Post by Freebird on Oct 18, 2004 21:18:30 GMT -6
My horse Argo
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Post by eirene on Oct 18, 2004 23:22:37 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your ...
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Post by dixielandyankee on Oct 19, 2004 11:33:29 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people...
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Post by eirene on Oct 19, 2004 13:36:30 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about..."
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Post by Freebird on Oct 19, 2004 20:16:01 GMT -6
only one thing
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Post by eirene on Oct 19, 2004 23:20:48 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed..."
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Post by dixielandyankee on Oct 20, 2004 5:17:34 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"...
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Post by eirene on Oct 20, 2004 11:25:29 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes
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Post by dixielandyankee on Oct 20, 2004 11:31:16 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyesthere was a...
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Post by eirene on Oct 20, 2004 11:46:59 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved...
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Post by Freebird on Oct 20, 2004 21:38:47 GMT -6
omly for moments
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Post by eirene on Oct 20, 2004 23:26:57 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime...
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Post by Freebird on Oct 21, 2004 0:46:40 GMT -6
think about you
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Post by dixielandyankee on Oct 21, 2004 6:38:20 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a...
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Post by eirene on Oct 21, 2004 12:30:57 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity...
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Post by xengab on Oct 22, 2004 14:19:24 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and ...
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Post by eirene on Oct 22, 2004 14:51:52 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love.
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Post by xengab on Oct 23, 2004 14:38:30 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love.
Oh Xena I
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Post by eirene on Oct 23, 2004 18:24:28 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love. "Oh Xena, I love you."
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Post by Freebird on Oct 23, 2004 20:51:48 GMT -6
to the subject
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Post by eirene on Oct 24, 2004 8:39:59 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love. "Oh Xena, I love you." " Down to the subject! " Xena throwed her...
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Post by xengab on Oct 24, 2004 13:27:26 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love.
"Oh Xena, I love you."
" Down to the subject! "
Xena throwed her chakram at the ...
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Post by eirene on Oct 24, 2004 14:34:07 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love. "Oh Xena, I love you." " Down to the subject! " Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits...
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