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Post by dixielandyankee on Oct 25, 2004 7:03:19 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love.
"Oh Xena, I love you."
" Down to the subject! "
Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared...
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Post by eirene on Oct 25, 2004 12:21:28 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love. "Oh Xena, I love you." " Down to the subject! " Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.
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Post by xengab on Oct 25, 2004 15:31:40 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love.
"Oh Xena, I love you."
" Down to the subject! "
Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her
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Post by eirene on Oct 25, 2004 15:34:14 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love. "Oh Xena, I love you." " Down to the subject! " Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle...
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Post by Freebird on Oct 25, 2004 16:18:31 GMT -6
then start's laughing
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Post by eirene on Oct 26, 2004 12:24:29 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love. "Oh Xena, I love you." " Down to the subject! " Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing... "Gabrielle!!!!!"
A painfull...
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Post by dixielandyankee on Oct 26, 2004 15:37:29 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love.
"Oh Xena, I love you."
" Down to the subject! "
Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing...
"Gabrielle!!!!!"
A painfull arrow was sticking...
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Post by eirene on Oct 26, 2004 15:52:40 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love. "Oh Xena, I love you." " Down to the subject! " Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing... "Gabrielle!!!!!" A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest...
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Post by Freebird on Oct 27, 2004 7:22:59 GMT -6
and it was
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Post by eirene on Oct 27, 2004 13:28:35 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love. "Oh Xena, I love you." " Down to the subject! " Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing... "Gabrielle!!!!!" A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena...
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Post by xengab on Oct 27, 2004 14:48:05 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love.
"Oh Xena, I love you."
" Down to the subject! "
Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing...
"Gabrielle!!!!!"
A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle....
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Post by eirene on Oct 27, 2004 23:24:35 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love. "Oh Xena, I love you." " Down to the subject! " Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing... "Gabrielle!!!!!" A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle. "Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered...
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Post by xengab on Oct 28, 2004 6:53:04 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love.
"Oh Xena, I love you."
" Down to the subject! "
Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing...
"Gabrielle!!!!!"
A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle.
"Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered.You will be....
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Post by eirene on Oct 28, 2004 11:48:15 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love. "Oh Xena, I love you." " Down to the subject! " Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing... "Gabrielle!!!!!" A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle. "Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do...
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Post by Freebird on Oct 29, 2004 0:37:41 GMT -6
this to me
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Post by eirene on Oct 29, 2004 12:22:49 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love. "Oh Xena, I love you." " Down to the subject! " Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing... "Gabrielle!!!!!" A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle. "Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!" In Gabrielles eyes...
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Post by xengab on Oct 29, 2004 16:54:01 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love.
"Oh Xena, I love you."
" Down to the subject! "
Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing...
"Gabrielle!!!!!"
A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle.
"Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!"
In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see...
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Post by eirene on Oct 29, 2004 16:58:06 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love. "Oh Xena, I love you." " Down to the subject! " Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing... "Gabrielle!!!!!" A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle. "Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!" In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love...
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Post by Freebird on Oct 29, 2004 20:56:25 GMT -6
I'v ever known
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Post by eirene on Oct 30, 2004 2:42:50 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love. "Oh Xena, I love you." " Down to the subject! " Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing... "Gabrielle!!!!!" A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle. "Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!" In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt...
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Post by xengab on Oct 30, 2004 14:02:47 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love.
"Oh Xena, I love you."
" Down to the subject! "
Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing...
"Gabrielle!!!!!"
A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle.
"Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!"
In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might...
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Post by Freebird on Oct 31, 2004 4:32:26 GMT -6
just be kidding
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Post by eirene on Oct 31, 2004 5:48:30 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love. "Oh Xena, I love you." " Down to the subject! " Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing... "Gabrielle!!!!!" A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle. "Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!" In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t.
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Post by Freebird on Oct 31, 2004 6:25:36 GMT -6
see her smile
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Post by eirene on Oct 31, 2004 6:34:17 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love. "Oh Xena, I love you." " Down to the subject! " Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing... "Gabrielle!!!!!" A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle. "Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!" In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going...
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Post by xengab on Oct 31, 2004 15:10:27 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love.
"Oh Xena, I love you."
" Down to the subject! "
Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing...
"Gabrielle!!!!!"
A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle.
"Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!"
In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena...
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Post by eirene on Oct 31, 2004 17:17:23 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love. "Oh Xena, I love you." " Down to the subject! " Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing... "Gabrielle!!!!!" A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle. "Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!" In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this...
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Post by Freebird on Nov 2, 2004 4:40:28 GMT -6
really crummy place
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Post by eirene on Nov 2, 2004 12:52:42 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love. "Oh Xena, I love you." " Down to the subject! " Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing... "Gabrielle!!!!!" A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle. "Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!" In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place. " Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain...
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Post by xengab on Nov 2, 2004 17:04:51 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love.
"Oh Xena, I love you."
" Down to the subject! "
Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing...
"Gabrielle!!!!!"
A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle.
"Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!"
In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place.
" Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave...
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