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Post by xengab on Nov 28, 2004 13:43:42 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love.
"Oh Xena, I love you."
" Down to the subject! "
Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing...
"Gabrielle!!!!!"
A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle.
"Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!"
In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place.
" Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! Hades, I will do everything! " Hades appareances.Hades looks annoyd,but finally he's made his mind up, and says: "I owe you nothing! BUT if you really love her, then you'll,have to let me see what I can do you. You have to go with me through your fears,and show me your strongest demons.Xena replied,it...
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Post by eirene on Nov 29, 2004 1:17:34 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love. "Oh Xena, I love you." " Down to the subject! " Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing... "Gabrielle!!!!!" A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle. "Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!" In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place. " Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! Hades, I will do everything! " Hades appareances.Hades looks annoyd,but finally he's made his mind up, and says: "I owe you nothing! BUT if you really love her, then you'll,have to let me see what I can do you. You have to go with me through your fears,and show me your strongest demons.Xena replied,it with a nodes.
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Post by xengab on Nov 29, 2004 7:34:24 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love.
"Oh Xena, I love you."
" Down to the subject! "
Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing...
"Gabrielle!!!!!"
A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle.
"Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!"
In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place.
" Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! Hades, I will do everything! " Hades appareances.Hades looks annoyd,but finally he's made his mind up, and says: "I owe you nothing! BUT if you really love her, then you'll,have to let me see what I can do you. You have to go with me through your fears,and show me your strongest demons.Xena replied,it with a nodes.My dark side...
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Post by Freebird on Dec 1, 2004 0:47:11 GMT -6
is really bad.
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Post by xengab on Dec 1, 2004 3:12:26 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love.
"Oh Xena, I love you."
" Down to the subject! "
Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing...
"Gabrielle!!!!!"
A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle.
"Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!"
In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place.
" Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! Hades, I will do everything! " Hades appareances.Hades looks annoyd,but finally he's made his mind up, and says: "I owe you nothing! BUT if you really love her, then you'll,have to let me see what I can do you. You have to go with me through your fears,and show me your strongest demons.Xena replied,it with a nodes.My dark side is really bad,I need Gabrielle.....
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Post by eirene on Dec 1, 2004 11:12:51 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love. "Oh Xena, I love you." " Down to the subject! " Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing... "Gabrielle!!!!!" A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle. "Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!" In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place. " Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! Hades, I will do everything! " Hades appareances.Hades looks annoyd,but finally he's made his mind up, and says: "I owe you nothing! BUT if you really love her, then you'll,have to let me see what I can do you. You have to go with me through your fears,and show me your strongest demons. Xena replied, it with a nodes. " My dark side is really bad, I need Gabrielle - she's my love....
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Post by xengab on Dec 1, 2004 14:42:35 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love.
"Oh Xena, I love you."
" Down to the subject! "
Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing...
"Gabrielle!!!!!"
A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle.
"Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!"
In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place.
" Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! Hades, I will do everything! " Hades appareances.Hades looks annoyd,but finally he's made his mind up, and says: "I owe you nothing! BUT if you really love her, then you'll,have to let me see what I can do you. You have to go with me through your fears,and show me your strongest demons. Xena replied, it with a nodes. " My dark side is really bad, I need Gabrielle - she's my love,she keeps me...
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Post by Freebird on Dec 2, 2004 0:07:19 GMT -6
all warm and
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Post by xengab on Dec 2, 2004 6:49:52 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love.
"Oh Xena, I love you."
" Down to the subject! "
Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing...
"Gabrielle!!!!!"
A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle.
"Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!"
In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place.
" Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! Hades, I will do everything! " Hades appareances.Hades looks annoyd,but finally he's made his mind up, and says: "I owe you nothing! BUT if you really love her, then you'll,have to let me see what I can do you. You have to go with me through your fears,and show me your strongest demons. Xena replied, it with a nodes. " My dark side is really bad, I need Gabrielle - she's my love,she keeps me all warm and on the straight....
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Post by eirene on Dec 2, 2004 10:06:02 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love. "Oh Xena, I love you." " Down to the subject! " Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing... "Gabrielle!!!!!" A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle. "Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!" In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place. " Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! Hades, I will do everything! " Hades appareances.Hades looks annoyd,but finally he's made his mind up, and says: "I owe you nothing! BUT if you really love her, then you'll,have to let me see what I can do you. You have to go with me through your fears,and show me your strongest demons. Xena replied, it with a nodes. " My dark side is really bad, I need Gabrielle - she's my love,she keeps me all warm and on the straight , she's my life.
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Post by xengab on Dec 2, 2004 13:47:41 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love.
"Oh Xena, I love you."
" Down to the subject! "
Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing...
"Gabrielle!!!!!"
A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle.
"Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!"
In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place.
" Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! Hades, I will do everything! " Hades appareances.Hades looks annoyd,but finally he's made his mind up, and says: "I owe you nothing! BUT if you really love her, then you'll,have to let me see what I can do you. You have to go with me through your fears,and show me your strongest demons. Xena replied, it with a nodes. " My dark side is really bad, I need Gabrielle - she's my love,she keeps me all warm and on the straight , she's my life.If you bring...
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Post by eirene on Dec 2, 2004 16:43:31 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love. "Oh Xena, I love you." " Down to the subject! " Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing... "Gabrielle!!!!!" A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle. "Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!" In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place. " Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! Hades, I will do everything! " Hades appareances.Hades looks annoyd,but finally he's made his mind up, and says: "I owe you nothing! BUT if you really love her, then you'll,have to let me see what I can do you. You have to go with me through your fears,and show me your strongest demons. Xena replied, it with a nodes. " My dark side is really bad, I need Gabrielle - she's my love,she keeps me all warm and on the straight , she's my life." " If you bring sword 'n' pigeon...
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Post by xengab on Dec 3, 2004 12:51:32 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love.
"Oh Xena, I love you."
" Down to the subject! "
Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing...
"Gabrielle!!!!!"
A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle.
"Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!"
In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place.
" Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! Hades, I will do everything! " Hades appareances.Hades looks annoyd,but finally he's made his mind up, and says: "I owe you nothing! BUT if you really love her, then you'll,have to let me see what I can do you. You have to go with me through your fears,and show me your strongest demons. Xena replied, it with a nodes. " My dark side is really bad, I need Gabrielle - she's my love,she keeps me all warm and on the straight , she's my life." " If you bring sword 'n' pigeon,I'll make you....
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Post by xengab on Dec 3, 2004 12:57:11 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love.
"Oh Xena, I love you."
" Down to the subject! "
Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing...
"Gabrielle!!!!!"
A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle.
"Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!"
In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place.
" Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! Hades, I will do everything! " Hades appareances.Hades looks annoyd,but finally he's made his mind up, and says: "I owe you nothing! BUT if you really love her, then you'll,have to let me see what I can do you. You have to go with me through your fears,and show me your strongest demons. Xena replied, it with a nodes. " My dark side is really bad, I need Gabrielle - she's my love,she keeps me all warm and on the straight , she's my life." " If you bring sword 'n' pigeon,I'll give you a sacrifice,Hades...
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Post by eirene on Dec 3, 2004 14:43:22 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love. "Oh Xena, I love you." " Down to the subject! " Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing... "Gabrielle!!!!!" A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle. "Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!" In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place. " Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! Hades, I will do everything! " Hades appareances.Hades looks annoyd,but finally he's made his mind up, and says: "I owe you nothing! BUT if you really love her, then you'll,have to let me see what I can do you. You have to go with me through your fears,and show me your strongest demons. Xena replied, it with a nodes. " My dark side is really bad, I need Gabrielle - she's my love,she keeps me all warm and on the straight , she's my life." " If you bring sword 'n' pigeon... " " I'll give you a sacrifice,Hades ; but sword'n'pigeon for...
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Post by xengab on Dec 4, 2004 13:41:25 GMT -6
Eirene I'm stuck with over this one,can you help me out?
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Post by eirene on Dec 5, 2004 6:57:19 GMT -6
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Post by xengab on Dec 5, 2004 12:51:57 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love.
"Oh Xena, I love you."
" Down to the subject! "
Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing...
"Gabrielle!!!!!"
A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle.
"Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!"
In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place.
" Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! Hades, I will do everything! " Hades appareances.Hades looks annoyd,but finally he's made his mind up, and says: "I owe you nothing! BUT if you really love her, then you'll,have to let me see what I can do you. You have to go with me through your fears,and show me your strongest demons. Xena replied, it with a nodes. " My dark side is really bad, I need Gabrielle - she's my love,she keeps me all warm and on the straight , she's my life." " If you bring sword 'n' pigeon... " " I'll give you a sacrifice,Hades ; but sword'n'pigeon to get Gabrielle
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Post by eirene on Dec 5, 2004 15:38:23 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love. "Oh Xena, I love you." " Down to the subject! " Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing... "Gabrielle!!!!!" A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle. "Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!" In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place. " Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! Hades, I will do everything! " Hades appareances.Hades looks annoyd,but finally he's made his mind up, and says: "I owe you nothing! BUT if you really love her, then you'll,have to let me see what I can do you. You have to go with me through your fears,and show me your strongest demons. Xena replied, it with a nodes. " My dark side is really bad, I need Gabrielle - she's my love,she keeps me all warm and on the straight , she's my life." " If you bring sword 'n' pigeon... " " I'll give you a sacrifice,Hades ; but sword'n'pigeon to get Gabrielle back? I'll do...
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Post by xengab on Dec 5, 2004 15:46:37 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love.
"Oh Xena, I love you."
" Down to the subject! "
Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing...
"Gabrielle!!!!!"
A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle.
"Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!"
In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place.
" Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! Hades, I will do everything! " Hades appareances.Hades looks annoyd,but finally he's made his mind up, and says: "I owe you nothing! BUT if you really love her, then you'll,have to let me see what I can do you. You have to go with me through your fears,and show me your strongest demons. Xena replied, it with a nodes. " My dark side is really bad, I need Gabrielle - she's my love,she keeps me all warm and on the straight , she's my life." " If you bring sword 'n' pigeon... " " I'll give you a sacrifice,Hades ; but sword'n'pigeon to get Gabrielle back? I'll do anything you want.....
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Post by eirene on Dec 5, 2004 15:52:38 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love. "Oh Xena, I love you." " Down to the subject! " Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing... "Gabrielle!!!!!" A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle. "Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!" In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place. " Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! Hades, I will do everything! " Hades appareances.Hades looks annoyd,but finally he's made his mind up, and says: "I owe you nothing! BUT if you really love her, then you'll,have to let me see what I can do you. You have to go with me through your fears,and show me your strongest demons. Xena replied, it with a nodes. " My dark side is really bad, I need Gabrielle - she's my love,she keeps me all warm and on the straight , she's my life." " If you bring sword 'n' pigeon... " " I'll give you a sacrifice,Hades ; but sword'n'pigeon to get Gabrielle back? I'll do anything you want!" Hades smiles. "Good...
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Post by xengab on Dec 5, 2004 16:22:16 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love.
"Oh Xena, I love you."
" Down to the subject! "
Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing...
"Gabrielle!!!!!"
A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle.
"Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!"
In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place.
" Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! Hades, I will do everything! " Hades appareances.Hades looks annoyd,but finally he's made his mind up, and says: "I owe you nothing! BUT if you really love her, then you'll,have to let me see what I can do you. You have to go with me through your fears,and show me your strongest demons. Xena replied, it with a nodes. " My dark side is really bad, I need Gabrielle - she's my love,she keeps me all warm and on the straight , she's my life." " If you bring sword 'n' pigeon... " " I'll give you a sacrifice,Hades ; but sword'n'pigeon to get Gabrielle back? I'll do anything you want!" Hades smiles. "Good,she can come...
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Post by eirene on Dec 5, 2004 16:30:04 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love. "Oh Xena, I love you." " Down to the subject! " Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing... "Gabrielle!!!!!" A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle. "Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!" In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place. " Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! Hades, I will do everything! " Hades appareances.Hades looks annoyd,but finally he's made his mind up, and says: "I owe you nothing! BUT if you really love her, then you'll,have to let me see what I can do you. You have to go with me through your fears,and show me your strongest demons. Xena replied, it with a nodes. " My dark side is really bad, I need Gabrielle - she's my love,she keeps me all warm and on the straight , she's my life." " If you bring sword 'n' pigeon... " " I'll give you a sacrifice,Hades ; but sword'n'pigeon to get Gabrielle back? I'll do anything you want!" Hades smiles. "Good, she can come back to you...
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Post by xengab on Dec 6, 2004 7:55:08 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love.
"Oh Xena, I love you."
" Down to the subject! "
Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing...
"Gabrielle!!!!!"
A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle.
"Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!"
In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place.
" Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! Hades, I will do everything! " Hades appareances.Hades looks annoyd,but finally he's made his mind up, and says: "I owe you nothing! BUT if you really love her, then you'll,have to let me see what I can do you. You have to go with me through your fears,and show me your strongest demons. Xena replied, it with a nodes. " My dark side is really bad, I need Gabrielle - she's my love,she keeps me all warm and on the straight , she's my life." " If you bring sword 'n' pigeon... " " I'll give you a sacrifice,Hades ; but sword'n'pigeon to get Gabrielle back? I'll do anything you want!" Hades smiles. "Good, she can come back to you,but you owe
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Post by eirene on Dec 6, 2004 11:03:35 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love. "Oh Xena, I love you." " Down to the subject! " Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing... "Gabrielle!!!!!" A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle. "Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!" In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place. " Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! Hades, I will do everything! " Hades appareances.Hades looks annoyd,but finally he's made his mind up, and says: "I owe you nothing! BUT if you really love her, then you'll,have to let me see what I can do you. You have to go with me through your fears,and show me your strongest demons. Xena replied, it with a nodes. " My dark side is really bad, I need Gabrielle - she's my love,she keeps me all warm and on the straight , she's my life." " If you bring sword 'n' pigeon... " " I'll give you a sacrifice,Hades ; but sword'n'pigeon to get Gabrielle back? I'll do anything you want!" Hades smiles. "Good, she can come back to you,but you owe me the death...
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Post by xengab on Dec 6, 2004 13:48:11 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love.
"Oh Xena, I love you."
" Down to the subject! "
Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing...
"Gabrielle!!!!!"
A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle.
"Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!"
In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place.
" Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! Hades, I will do everything! " Hades appareances.Hades looks annoyd,but finally he's made his mind up, and says: "I owe you nothing! BUT if you really love her, then you'll,have to let me see what I can do you. You have to go with me through your fears,and show me your strongest demons. Xena replied, it with a nodes. " My dark side is really bad, I need Gabrielle - she's my love,she keeps me all warm and on the straight , she's my life." " If you bring sword 'n' pigeon... " " I'll give you a sacrifice,Hades ; but sword'n'pigeon to get Gabrielle back? I'll do anything you want!" Hades smiles. "Good, she can come back to you,but you owe me the death of Iren,so....
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Post by eirene on Dec 6, 2004 13:57:19 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love. "Oh Xena, I love you." " Down to the subject! " Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing... "Gabrielle!!!!!" A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle. "Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!" In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place. " Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! Hades, I will do everything! " Hades appareances.Hades looks annoyd,but finally he's made his mind up, and says: "I owe you nothing! BUT if you really love her, then you'll,have to let me see what I can do you. You have to go with me through your fears,and show me your strongest demons. Xena replied, it with a nodes. " My dark side is really bad, I need Gabrielle - she's my love,she keeps me all warm and on the straight , she's my life." " If you bring sword 'n' pigeon... " " I'll give you a sacrifice,Hades ; but sword'n'pigeon to get Gabrielle back? I'll do anything you want!" Hades smiles. "Good, she can come back to you,but you owe me the death of Iren, so I'll wait here."
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Post by xengab on Dec 6, 2004 15:08:03 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love.
"Oh Xena, I love you."
" Down to the subject! "
Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing...
"Gabrielle!!!!!"
A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle.
"Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!"
In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place.
" Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! Hades, I will do everything! " Hades appareances.Hades looks annoyd,but finally he's made his mind up, and says: "I owe you nothing! BUT if you really love her, then you'll,have to let me see what I can do you. You have to go with me through your fears,and show me your strongest demons. Xena replied, it with a nodes. " My dark side is really bad, I need Gabrielle - she's my love,she keeps me all warm and on the straight , she's my life." " If you bring sword 'n' pigeon... " " I'll give you a sacrifice,Hades ; but sword'n'pigeon to get Gabrielle back? I'll do anything you want!" Hades smiles. "Good, she can come back to you,but you owe me the death of Iren, so I'll wait here."Xena looked stunt....
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Post by eirene on Dec 6, 2004 16:09:56 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love. "Oh Xena, I love you." " Down to the subject! " Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing... "Gabrielle!!!!!" A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle. "Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!" In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place. " Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! Hades, I will do everything! " Hades appareances.Hades looks annoyd,but finally he's made his mind up, and says: "I owe you nothing! BUT if you really love her, then you'll,have to let me see what I can do you. You have to go with me through your fears,and show me your strongest demons. Xena replied, it with a nodes. " My dark side is really bad, I need Gabrielle - she's my love,she keeps me all warm and on the straight , she's my life." " If you bring sword 'n' pigeon... " " I'll give you a sacrifice,Hades ; but sword'n'pigeon to get Gabrielle back? I'll do anything you want!" Hades smiles. "Good, she can come back to you,but you owe me the death of Iren, so I'll wait here." Xena looked stunt with a grimly...
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Post by Freebird on Dec 7, 2004 2:14:41 GMT -6
look that said
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