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Post by eirene on Nov 3, 2004 0:43:53 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love. "Oh Xena, I love you." " Down to the subject! " Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing... "Gabrielle!!!!!" A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle. "Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!" In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place. " Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "
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Post by xengab on Nov 3, 2004 9:04:57 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love.
"Oh Xena, I love you."
" Down to the subject! "
Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing...
"Gabrielle!!!!!"
A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle.
"Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!"
In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place.
" Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens...
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Post by eirene on Nov 3, 2004 13:08:15 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love. "Oh Xena, I love you." " Down to the subject! " Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing... "Gabrielle!!!!!" A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle. "Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!" In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place. " Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!!
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Post by xengab on Nov 3, 2004 16:46:46 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love.
"Oh Xena, I love you."
" Down to the subject! "
Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing...
"Gabrielle!!!!!"
A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle.
"Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!"
In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place.
" Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!!She can't be....
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Post by eirene on Nov 4, 2004 0:51:48 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love. "Oh Xena, I love you." " Down to the subject! " Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing... "Gabrielle!!!!!" A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle. "Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!" In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place. " Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! "
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Post by xengab on Nov 4, 2004 18:01:00 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love.
"Oh Xena, I love you."
" Down to the subject! "
Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing...
"Gabrielle!!!!!"
A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle.
"Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!"
In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place.
" Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! "Please help us...
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Post by eirene on Nov 4, 2004 18:45:10 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love. "Oh Xena, I love you." " Down to the subject! " Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing... "Gabrielle!!!!!" A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle. "Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!" In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place. " Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal...
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Post by dixielandyankee on Nov 5, 2004 8:44:39 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love.
"Oh Xena, I love you."
" Down to the subject! "
Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing...
"Gabrielle!!!!!"
A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle.
"Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!"
In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place.
" Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that...
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Post by xengab on Nov 5, 2004 14:39:06 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love.
"Oh Xena, I love you."
" Down to the subject! "
Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing...
"Gabrielle!!!!!"
A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle.
"Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!"
In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place.
" Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle...
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Post by eirene on Nov 5, 2004 17:22:05 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love. "Oh Xena, I love you." " Down to the subject! " Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing... "Gabrielle!!!!!" A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle. "Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!" In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place. " Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. "
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Post by xengab on Nov 6, 2004 8:59:00 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love.
"Oh Xena, I love you."
" Down to the subject! "
Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing...
"Gabrielle!!!!!"
A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle.
"Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!"
In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place.
" Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. " I can't live...
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Post by eirene on Nov 6, 2004 13:07:27 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love. "Oh Xena, I love you." " Down to the subject! " Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing... "Gabrielle!!!!!" A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle. "Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!" In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place. " Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! " Hades...
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Post by xengab on Nov 6, 2004 15:05:42 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love.
"Oh Xena, I love you."
" Down to the subject! "
Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing...
"Gabrielle!!!!!"
A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle.
"Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!"
In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place.
" Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! " Hades,I will do
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Post by eirene on Nov 6, 2004 16:19:35 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love. "Oh Xena, I love you." " Down to the subject! " Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing... "Gabrielle!!!!!" A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle. "Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!" In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place. " Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! Hades, I will do everything! " Hades appareances...
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Post by xengab on Nov 7, 2004 8:48:04 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love.
"Oh Xena, I love you."
" Down to the subject! "
Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing...
"Gabrielle!!!!!"
A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle.
"Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!"
In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place.
" Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! Hades, I will do everything! " Hades appareances.Hades looks annoyd...
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Post by eirene on Nov 12, 2004 10:07:20 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love. "Oh Xena, I love you." " Down to the subject! " Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing... "Gabrielle!!!!!" A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle. "Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!" In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place. " Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! Hades, I will do everything! " Hades appareances.Hades looks annoyd but finally he's...
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Post by xengab on Nov 12, 2004 11:41:53 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love.
"Oh Xena, I love you."
" Down to the subject! "
Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing...
"Gabrielle!!!!!"
A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle.
"Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!"
In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place.
" Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! Hades, I will do everything! " Hades appareances.Hades looks annoyd,but finally he's made his mind...
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Post by dixielandyankee on Nov 14, 2004 8:45:34 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love.
"Oh Xena, I love you."
" Down to the subject! "
Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing...
"Gabrielle!!!!!"
A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle.
"Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!"
In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place.
" Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! Hades, I will do everything! " Hades appareances.Hades looks annoyd,but finally he's made his mind up, and says...
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Post by xengab on Nov 14, 2004 8:51:34 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love.
"Oh Xena, I love you."
" Down to the subject! "
Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing...
"Gabrielle!!!!!"
A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle.
"Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!"
In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place.
" Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! Hades, I will do everything! " Hades appareances.Hades looks annoyd,but finally he's made his mind up, and says,I owe you...
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Post by eirene on Nov 14, 2004 16:53:37 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love. "Oh Xena, I love you." " Down to the subject! " Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing... "Gabrielle!!!!!" A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle. "Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!" In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place. " Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! Hades, I will do everything! " Hades appareances.Hades looks annoyd,but finally he's made his mind up, and says,I owe you nothing! BUT if....
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Post by xengab on Nov 15, 2004 6:43:27 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love.
"Oh Xena, I love you."
" Down to the subject! "
Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing...
"Gabrielle!!!!!"
A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle.
"Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!"
In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place.
" Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! Hades, I will do everything! " Hades appareances.Hades looks annoyd,but finally he's made his mind up, and says,I owe you nothing! BUT if you really love...
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Post by eirene on Nov 15, 2004 10:19:38 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love. "Oh Xena, I love you." " Down to the subject! " Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing... "Gabrielle!!!!!" A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle. "Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!" In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place. " Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! Hades, I will do everything! " Hades appareances.Hades looks annoyd,but finally he's made his mind up, and says,I owe you nothing! BUT if you really love her, then you'll ....
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Post by xengab on Nov 15, 2004 13:55:40 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love.
"Oh Xena, I love you."
" Down to the subject! "
Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing...
"Gabrielle!!!!!"
A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle.
"Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!"
In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place.
" Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! Hades, I will do everything! " Hades appareances.Hades looks annoyd,but finally he's made his mind up, and says,I owe you nothing! BUT if you really love her, then you'll,have to let....
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Post by eirene on Nov 17, 2004 15:36:50 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love. "Oh Xena, I love you." " Down to the subject! " Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing... "Gabrielle!!!!!" A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle. "Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!" In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place. " Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! Hades, I will do everything! " Hades appareances.Hades looks annoyd,but finally he's made his mind up, and says: "I owe you nothing! BUT if you really love her, then you'll,have to let me see what ...
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Nov 18, 2004 12:24:44 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love.
"Oh Xena, I love you."
" Down to the subject! "
Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing...
"Gabrielle!!!!!"
A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle.
"Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!"
In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place.
" Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! Hades, I will do everything! " Hades appareances.Hades looks annoyd,but finally he's made his mind up, and says: "I owe you nothing! BUT if you really love her, then you'll,have to let me see what I can do.....
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Post by eirene on Nov 18, 2004 13:48:10 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love. "Oh Xena, I love you." " Down to the subject! " Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing... "Gabrielle!!!!!" A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle. "Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!" In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place. " Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! Hades, I will do everything! " Hades appareances.Hades looks annoyd,but finally he's made his mind up, and says: "I owe you nothing! BUT if you really love her, then you'll,have to let me see what I can do you. You have...
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Post by xengab on Nov 18, 2004 14:24:32 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love.
"Oh Xena, I love you."
" Down to the subject! "
Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing...
"Gabrielle!!!!!"
A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle.
"Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!"
In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place.
" Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! Hades, I will do everything! " Hades appareances.Hades looks annoyd,but finally he's made his mind up, and says: "I owe you nothing! BUT if you really love her, then you'll,have to let me see what I can do you. You have to go with
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Post by eirene on Nov 19, 2004 17:39:09 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love. "Oh Xena, I love you." " Down to the subject! " Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing... "Gabrielle!!!!!" A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle. "Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!" In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place. " Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! Hades, I will do everything! " Hades appareances.Hades looks annoyd,but finally he's made his mind up, and says: "I owe you nothing! BUT if you really love her, then you'll,have to let me see what I can do you. You have to go with me through your fears...
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Post by xengab on Nov 27, 2004 11:35:33 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick.
"Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch."
"Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?"
"How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?"
"Gabrielle -- be nice."
"What do you mean, 'be nice'?!
"I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart."
"Why do you always defend him?"
"Because I think he's cute, secretly."
Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably...
"Xena, you're priceless..."
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable."
" Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing."
" What that supposed to mean Xena?"
In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love.
"Oh Xena, I love you."
" Down to the subject! "
Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing...
"Gabrielle!!!!!"
A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle.
"Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!"
In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place.
" Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! Hades, I will do everything! " Hades appareances.Hades looks annoyd,but finally he's made his mind up, and says: "I owe you nothing! BUT if you really love her, then you'll,have to let me see what I can do you. You have to go with me through your fears,and show me...
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Post by eirene on Nov 28, 2004 11:16:59 GMT -6
Xena was riding a large bear when she came upon Borias and his group of singing minstrels. Xena started itching, picking and scratching like there was lice crawling all over the town. Xena needed a bath so dropped off her irritatin' blonde sidekick. "Gabrielle, get us two beers and a room with a view of the front door. I'm going to find the outhouse hopefully soon. Hehe. That last tamale sent me over to that ditch." "Ok, I'm going to find the lady who runs the bath houses and get myself some goat poo for that awful itching, picking and scratching. Where did Joxer go, Xena?" "How am I to know where that fat headed little moron went?" "Gabrielle -- be nice." "What do you mean, 'be nice'?! "I mean, that you shouldn't say words that could hurt someone's feelings Gabrielle. Joxer is a little clutzy. Okay ALOT clutzy. And that's on a good day, if you know what I mean. But he doesn't always think before...he does things" But, he has a good heart." "Why do you always defend him?" "Because I think he's cute, secretly." Gabrielle falls down in disgust and begins laughing uncontrollably... "Xena, you're priceless..." "What's so funny?" "Nothing, your hair is on fire. And I don't have any water,but I have some flour and milk to make some cookies for the firemen over there. Darling, hang on a second `til i´m by the fireplace mantle I want to burn my bra so i can be more comfortable." " Gabrielle, you don´t want to do this. Go home you silly girl. What am i try to tell you a secret about you and my horse Argo. We´re on your list of people who cares about only one thing." " What that supposed to mean Xena?" In Xenas eyes there was a loving smile - reserved only for moments with Gabrielle. Everytime i think about you i get a feeling from eternity,all warm and filled with love. "Oh Xena, I love you." " Down to the subject! " Xena throwed her chakram at the five stinky bandits who suddenly appeared behind some trees.She draws her look at Gabrielle then start´s laughing... "Gabrielle!!!!!" A painfull arrow was sticking in Gabrielles chest and it was horrible for Xena.She cradled Gabrielle. "Gabrielle.... Gabby....!" whispered Xena. "You will be okay. Don´t do this to me!" In Gabrielles eyes,Xena could see the deepest love i´ve ever known. Xena wouldn´t acceppt,that Gabrielle might just be kidding. But she didn´t see her smile. Gabrielle was going to let Xena alone in this really crummy place. " Noooooooo!!!!! " Xena´s pain,please don't leave me! Gabrielle! Gaaabriiiieeeellleee!!!! "Gabrielle slowly opens - Gabrielle is dead!!! "She can't be..." " Hades, where´re you?! Please help us! Make a deal with me that,will bring Gabrielle back to me. I can't live without her! Hades, I will do everything! " Hades appareances.Hades looks annoyd,but finally he's made his mind up, and says: "I owe you nothing! BUT if you really love her, then you'll,have to let me see what I can do you. You have to go with me through your fears,and show me your strongest demons.
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