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Post by Phalon on Dec 7, 2005 22:54:32 GMT -6
"Fauxpa"? You committed a "fauxpa"? Never would I have noticed.
Unless misspelling faux pas is a faux pas. Hmmm. Should we pas a moment to reflect on that?
error
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Post by katina2nd on Dec 8, 2005 0:22:28 GMT -6
You're more courageous them me Lady P, pointing out an error to Scrappy badass, just make sure you keep your ear to the ground for the sound of a Harley revving up.
Badass.
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Post by Phalon on Dec 8, 2005 0:30:23 GMT -6
Bad-@ss? Pfft. Me afraid of her? Double pfft. It's laughable.
I laugh in the face of danger.
uhm...
dangerous
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Dec 8, 2005 0:33:42 GMT -6
I'm guessing you are attempting to delude yourself into thinking I'm not all the dangerous. Whatever lets you sleep at night Phalon. I am a big bad badass.....
And by the way....I knew you'd get that one.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Dec 8, 2005 0:34:06 GMT -6
Shit...sorry....
delude
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Post by Phalon on Dec 9, 2005 21:44:36 GMT -6
Just because it's been awhile....
She sits deluded, Thinking herself badass. A voice of reason, Whispers otherwise.
The message is lost. Crunching, crunching. Crunching Cheezits Muffle the sound.
The voice: God, it is annoying.
voice
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Dec 12, 2005 0:23:07 GMT -6
Pfft.....
I hear that voice again She is trying to lead me astray Can't even eat the right crackers Gotta be Goldfishes
She's knows I'm a badass She's scared of me Only trying to convince me To see if I'll wear pink
God she is annoying
annoying
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Post by Phalon on Dec 12, 2005 6:52:49 GMT -6
Goldfishes; They have their own song. 'Fishes are so delicious.' The rhyme Is atrocious.
Cheezits Don't have a song. They must be immortalized In bad poetry. Without rhyme Or reason.
Crunch, crunch, Crunching. All of it...Everything The crunching, the poems, And she;
God, it's so annoying.
bad poetry
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Dec 12, 2005 22:31:39 GMT -6
What's in a name Goldfishes or Cheezits Crackers, crackers everywhere And nary a crumb to blame
She sits there munching Listening to me whining Dropping crumbs on the floor I need a vacuum
I'll let her have her Cheezits She'll let me have my facade What are friends for I'm glad we are annoying Writing Bad poetry and laughing
laughing
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Post by katina2nd on Jan 7, 2006 23:38:06 GMT -6
Some of this poetry is no laughing matter I can tell ya, but I shouldn't talk, being no Lord Tennyson myself. ;D
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Post by katina2nd on Jan 7, 2006 23:39:17 GMT -6
Whoops sorry, forgot a word ...............
Tell.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Jan 7, 2006 23:40:43 GMT -6
Would that be William Tell? I don't think anyone wants to see that.....
Duck Kat!
duck
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Post by katina2nd on Jan 7, 2006 23:48:50 GMT -6
Great minds thing alike, was thinking of Willy Tell myself, he was the guy who shot a duck off the top of his son's head with an arrow, right? ;D
Arrow.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Jan 7, 2006 23:57:08 GMT -6
*snort* I'm guessing that could have been real messy....not the skewered duck....but what the duck must have done right before he saw the arrow coming.
messy
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Post by katina2nd on Jan 8, 2006 0:13:01 GMT -6
You reckon that would be messy, you should see my last clean shirt [ inside joke folks ]
Clean.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Jan 8, 2006 0:15:09 GMT -6
*snort*
Sorry....just ask Madam P to send you a screen guard. Scrappy proof your computer and you won't have to worry about doing your laundry when I'm around. Clean shirts to last....lol
guard
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Post by katina2nd on Jan 8, 2006 0:34:15 GMT -6
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. Mark Twain.
Fault.
PS. I'll ask Lady P for one of those, it shoukd come in handy.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Jan 8, 2006 0:42:36 GMT -6
Pardon this fault, and by my soul I swear I never more will break an oath with thee.
oath
* Call within the next 20 minutes and we'll throw in a complimentay Ginsu knife! All this for only $29.95!
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Post by katina2nd on Jan 8, 2006 0:48:59 GMT -6
My oath, that sounds like a deal to good to pass up, a screen guard and a Ginsu knife for that low, never to be repeated price, think I'll take two thanks, Repeated.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Jan 8, 2006 0:54:04 GMT -6
Who says it won't be repeated....of course it will be repated. Every 20 minutes for the next ten years! But hurry supplies are limited!
limited
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Post by katina2nd on Jan 8, 2006 1:04:54 GMT -6
Ten year's worth of limited supplies, sounds feasible to me, but I've often been told that if brains were dynamite I wouldn't have enough to blow my hat off.
Feasible.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Jan 8, 2006 1:12:47 GMT -6
Oh please....not even going to comment on that.
As for the feasability of having a limited never ending supply....isn't there an oxymoron thread around here somewhere?
oxymoron
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Post by katina2nd on Jan 12, 2006 23:28:32 GMT -6
“First, I have the privilege of being Chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee. It is not an oxymoron I assure you.” Pat Roberts.
Yeah, glad he thinks so.
Privilege.
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Post by Phalon on Jan 15, 2006 9:25:16 GMT -6
Oh geeze, I hate when those privies are out on ledges. Both hard to get to and a precarious perch.
'Double, double toilet trouble.'
trouble
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Post by katina2nd on Jan 15, 2006 23:34:56 GMT -6
Down the back yard is bothersome enough, out on a ledge and you have to wonder if it's worth the trouble, not to mention the risk to life and limb, a very vexatious conundrum indeed.
Vexatious.
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Post by Phalon on Jan 16, 2006 8:26:48 GMT -6
Oooo, vexatious: one of my favorite words in all forms. Vex, vexed, vexedly, vexation, vexatiousness, vexatiously, vexatiousnessly....is that last one actually a word? I don't care; I annoyingly make them up as I go along. Or rather, my making up words is vexatiousnessly annoying?
God, she is vexatious.
annoying
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Post by katina2nd on Jan 17, 2006 4:03:39 GMT -6
More like witty, charming, verbose, gregarious and loyal, not to mention the proud owner of a superb set of gams and funny toes, but never, ever, annoying. Verbose.
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Post by Phalon on Jan 18, 2006 0:10:21 GMT -6
LMAO, Katina. You've run out of that vegemite stuff, are going through some type of withdrawal and are in a crazed state of delusion, aren't you?
Verbose - yeah, I am that. Witty? I guess that depends how bad a sense of humor you have. But charming? I don't think I've ever been called charming in my life. But thank you, dear sweet man; you are a Prince....
Charming.
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Post by katina2nd on Jan 18, 2006 0:32:44 GMT -6
Nope Lady P, got plenty of Vegemite on hand, and I'm as lucid as, well, as lucid as I ever get, and I'm sticking by what I said, so there, you're charming and you'll just have to learn to live with that fact, sorry. ;D
Lucid.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Jan 23, 2006 0:17:02 GMT -6
Pardon me folks while I free associate... lucid....fluid....placid...flacid...(better not go there)....masted...masthead....oooh I'm feeling a bout of pirate coming on.. ..where'd we leave that ship? Someone grab a rope we gotta tie Madam P to the front again! ARGGG! pirate
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