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Post by mabd on Nov 13, 2006 4:16:53 GMT -6
Ares: And prey, why, is it called a hangover?
Xena: Cause, pretty soon you’re gonna hang your head over that rail?
TEN LITTLE WARLORDS
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Post by Mini Mia on Nov 13, 2006 18:15:12 GMT -6
Joxer: “A lie is-- me thinking I could give you back all your happy memories. I’m just-- not a part of those, and I really wanted to be. Look-- I didn’t rescue Ulysses-- that was Xena. And I didn’t get Ares back his godhood. That was Xena, too. And I didn’t convert Hercules back from being evil. That was-- well-- it was complicated. And-- Callisto’s not my love kitten, but look, Gabrielle-- I just want the old Gabrielle back, you know? The one that used to smack me on the forehead and gouge out my eyes, and-- just-- forget everything I’ve told you. It’s not who you are. Except the part about-- dancing nude in the rain-- that is you.”
Gabrielle: “Joxer.”
Joxer: “Jerkst-- hey! Ahh!”
Gabrielle: “I have never-- nor will I ever-- dance in the nude in the rain with you anywhere near me.”
~~ Forget Me Not
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Post by fallenangel on Nov 13, 2006 18:58:37 GMT -6
G: “Yes. I have pain-- incredible PAIN. I want it to end.”
Priest: “Erasing the PAIN of memory comes with a price. Are
you prepared to lose everything you’ve ever known?”
Forget Me Not
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Post by mabd on Nov 17, 2006 11:20:33 GMT -6
Xena: All of this, Gabrielle, is just so I can gain the trust of the soldiers. Vanessa is the only one who can communicate with both sides.
Gabrielle: Yes, she can, but what if she won't?
DAUGHTER OF POMIRA
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Post by fallenangel on Nov 17, 2006 14:11:10 GMT -6
Minya: “You are the MAIN thing, the real deal, you know?! The
number one attraction! And, um-- you must be ah-- uh-- oh-ho--
um-- Lariel. What’s it like to travel with the hottest warrior
in the butt-kicking bizz, huh? Does she sleep in the--?”
A Day In The Life
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Post by Mini Mia on Nov 17, 2006 22:46:49 GMT -6
Xena: “I think a wardrobe change is in order.”
Gabrielle: “You could wear chain mail.”
Xena: “Yeah, but I think that’d just attract a kinkier group.”
Gabrielle: “You’re probably right.”
~~ A Day in the Life
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Post by mabd on Nov 18, 2006 15:16:59 GMT -6
Xena: It’s perfect.
Gabrielle: Of course, it’s perfect. It’s _my_ hair.
Xena: And the color is gonna work just beautifully with this.
Gabrielle: A bent nail? You cut my hair to put a wig on a bent nail?
FINS, FEMMES & GEMS
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Post by fallenangel on Nov 18, 2006 18:44:11 GMT -6
G: “You’re so pathetic. Put him in JAIL. I’ll figure out what
to do with him after the funeral.”
THE QUEST
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Post by mabd on Nov 18, 2006 20:34:35 GMT -6
Xena: How do you get a bear?
Gabrielle: Look it-- look-- there’s the body; look-- see the little
ears, and-- tail.
A DAY IN THE LIFE
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Post by fallenangel on Nov 19, 2006 17:42:43 GMT -6
Mor: "If I'd known how much fun you Amazons'd be, I'd have come
to this country years ago."
X: "I'm not an Amazon."
Mor: "But you're so TALL."
X: "It's the boots."
Dangerous Prey
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Post by mabd on Nov 20, 2006 4:22:20 GMT -6
Father: Daphne-- you're awake.
Daphne: Yes, Father. Where is Mother?
Father: She's-- . Well, come on, now. Let's get you home.
We'll talk there.
Gabrielle: Wait. I have, um-- I have a friend in your daughter.
LITTLE PROBLEMS
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Post by fallenangel on Nov 20, 2006 14:47:53 GMT -6
X: "Ares might have opened the door, but Eve had to walk
through."
EVE
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Post by Mini Mia on Nov 20, 2006 15:12:58 GMT -6
Meg as Diana [Singing]: “If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 63 bottles of beer on the wall. 63 bottles of beer on the wall, 63 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 43 bottles of beer on the wall.”
~~ Warrior . . . Princess . . . Tramp
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Post by Mini Mia on Nov 20, 2006 15:14:56 GMT -6
Meg as Diana [Singing]: “If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 63 bottles of beer on the wall. 63 bottles of beer on the wall, 63 bottles of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 43 bottles of beer on the wall.”
~~ Warrior . . . Princess . . . Tramp
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Post by Mini Mia on Nov 20, 2006 15:16:25 GMT -6
 Okay, so I went twice in a row.  I couldn't stop myself. 
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Post by fallenangel on Nov 21, 2006 10:31:33 GMT -6
X: “You above all should know what grief can drive people to
do.”
A: “I so hoped you'd call my name.”
The Reckoning
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Post by mabd on Nov 24, 2006 15:22:38 GMT -6
Harry: "Vigilante strikes again. A woman dressed as Xena, Warrior Princess-- saved an elderly man from being mugged yesterday at the-- "
Ann and Harry: "Mason Street mall. It's the third time in two weeks that the vigilante has struck."
Deja Vu All Over Again
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Post by fallenangel on Nov 24, 2006 18:16:19 GMT -6
Sisyphus: Still favoring brawn over brains, Xena? Think about it.
You must have loved ones-- somewhere. You never have to leave
them-- never have to watch them leaving you. You’d have eternal
bliss. Perhaps you should take some time-- mull it over a
while.”
Death In Chains
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Post by Amazon_Princess on Nov 25, 2006 19:23:13 GMT -6
Gabrielle: It's not the gentle part I have a problem with. It's the dull, stupid part. Xena, I'm not cut out for this village life. I was born to do so much more.
- Sins of the Past
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Post by mabd on Nov 26, 2006 2:48:15 GMT -6
Xena: You won a spiritual duel. How’d you do that?
Cyane: Your choices are simple, Xena. Side with us and find life-- or side with Alti and find death.
Adventures in the Sin Trade II
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Post by Amazon_Princess on Nov 26, 2006 12:07:41 GMT -6
We're allowed to change one letter to two, right?
Gabrielle: Take off the spell. Take off the spell. You’re the goddess of love. Love is soft and gentle. It’s not violent and cruel.
Aphrodite: You don’t know much about love, do you?
- For Him the Bell Tolls
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Post by Mini Mia on Nov 26, 2006 18:21:06 GMT -6
We're allowed to change one letter to two, right?
 Yeppers. One letter can be replaced with two letters, and two letters can be replaced with one letter. I thought it would make the game a bit more interesting. 
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Post by fallenangel on Nov 26, 2006 19:38:32 GMT -6
Tara: “What kind of wimp are you?! I just threw a plate of
GRUEL on you, and all you do is talk! You and I are gonna settle
this right here.”
FORGIVEN
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Post by mabd on Nov 27, 2006 14:58:36 GMT -6
What's Still Unwritten...
(Song of Illusia)
Callisto:
Xena, be warned,
Xena, beware.
By closing your eyes,
You can see what isn't there.
Xena, be calm.
Open your eyes.
Lies may be truth,
And truth may be lies.
BITTER SUITE
(hope I did that right)
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Post by fallenangel on Nov 28, 2006 9:24:09 GMT -6
A Villager: "We've heard stories, Xena-- about Eli and his
teachings-- how his god raised you from the dead-- that the age
of the Olympian gods is over. Is that TRUE?"
G: "It is TRUE. The gods ruled us in fear. Eli fought them
with love. I was with Eli when Ares struck him down."
AMPHIPOLIS UNDER SIEGE
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Post by mabd on Nov 29, 2006 16:16:38 GMT -6
Thallonius: My throat is dry as dust. Where's my drink?
Soldier: Coming, sir.
The Quill is Mightier...
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Post by fallenangel on Nov 29, 2006 21:21:50 GMT -6
C: “You always do this! You’re gonna find some hero, right?
Like Theseus or Perseus-- throw your little lust-spell on ‘em,
then, pow! They’re your boy-toys.”
FOR HIM THE BELL TOLLS
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Post by Amazon_Princess on Nov 30, 2006 9:36:55 GMT -6
Gabrielle: All right-- now I’ve made a list of the pros and cons. Which village is in greater danger; which has the most to lose; giant versus warlord, and so on. Now, I’m sure with careful consideration of the facts, we can come to the right decision.
Xena: Heads-- we take on the giant.
Gabrielle: Of course-- that’s another way.
- A Day in the Life
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Post by mabd on Nov 30, 2006 15:20:35 GMT -6
Gabrielle: Good-- become your breath. Your breath is your spirit-- and it's your spirit that will take you to a previous life.
Gabrielle: I said, get lost, freak!
Ann: [Gasps]
Deja Vu All Over Again
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Post by fallenangel on Nov 30, 2006 21:34:33 GMT -6
X: “Who’s your friend?”
G: [Laughs] “Xena, meet Tobias. Now, isn’t he sweet? And he’s
trained just like Argo-- you just whistle. He cost me all of
our money, but-- I couldn’t let him go to a tannery-- not on
Solstice Eve.”
A SOLSTICE CAROL
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