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Post by Amazon_Princess on Dec 2, 2006 8:35:49 GMT -6
Xena: How many more times’re you gonna follow me into battle, huh? How many more times am I gonna hurt you? You are the most dear thing to me in all the world. And yet, instead of protecting you--
Gabrielle: I’m here, because I want to be here. I love you, Xena.
- When in Rome...
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Post by fallenangel on Dec 2, 2006 9:43:49 GMT -6
G: “Cut the main MAST lines! Do it!”
Pirate: “That will send us right into Charybdis!”
Lost Mariner
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Post by Amazon_Princess on Dec 2, 2006 19:02:11 GMT -6
Gabrielle: Who is he, Xena?
Xena: The men who attacked and razed my village to the ground wore the mask of Cortese-- this mask. I have never stopped looking for him.
- Death Mask
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Post by mabd on Dec 3, 2006 0:02:26 GMT -6
Doge: A fairly simple task.
Regent: Oho! You should talk.
Here She Comes... Miss Amphipolis
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Post by fallenangel on Dec 3, 2006 18:50:15 GMT -6
Xena: "If it's a choice between your father and my child, I choose my child."
Hercules: "Agreed, but let me talk to him first."
God Fearing Child
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Post by mabd on Dec 4, 2006 15:19:07 GMT -6
Draco: Why are you doing it, Xena? They're sheep! You're gonna die for them, and they despise you!
Villagers: Get him, Xena! Come on, Xena-- Walk on me. You can have my shoulders. I'll help you, Xena. Get him, Xena!
Sins of the Past
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Post by Amazon_Princess on Dec 4, 2006 20:19:33 GMT -6
Joxer: Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Oh, Autolycus. Thank goodness it's you. It's me--Joxer!
Autolycus: How can I be sure?
Joxer: I'm hanging from the wall by my underwear.
Autolycus: Good point.
- The King of Assassins
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Post by mabd on Dec 5, 2006 0:49:54 GMT -6
Oh, aflyonthewall, this is for you Enjoy. Maeve
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Post by fallenangel on Dec 5, 2006 8:22:49 GMT -6
X: "Are you sure that the dead woman is Ravenica?"
Minya: "Another look, and I'd be positive."
X: "All right."
Jox: "Ah."
X: "WELL?"
Minya: "Yeah, it's her, all right."
Takes One To Know One
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Post by Amazon_Princess on Dec 5, 2006 18:37:21 GMT -6
Gabrielle: You can’t control it, Joxer. You’re under some sort of--hypnotic spell, or something. Any bell ringing transforms you. Not just the necklace.
- For Him the Bell Tolls
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Post by mabd on Dec 6, 2006 2:38:55 GMT -6
Agis: A chakram is a weapon, not a toy.
Meg: Well, what kind of damage would a cheap wooden thing do anyway? Ah, look, you broke it!
Agis: Fix it, put it back on your belt, and leave it there! You need to visit Xena’s little friend.
Warrior... Princess... Tramp
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Post by fallenangel on Dec 6, 2006 10:06:39 GMT -6
G/Myopia: “Wait. You can’t MELT the statue down.”
Tarsus: “Why not?”
G/Myopia: “Be-- because it gets gooey! I do not pay for goo.”
VANISHING ACT
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Post by mabd on Dec 8, 2006 15:10:37 GMT -6
Gabrielle: Hey! Hower! Does your village have a store that sells frying pans?
Xena: You know, I really don’t wanna hear about this all day.
Gabrielle: Look! I’ll drop it. I suppose raw meat can’t kill you.
A Day in the Life
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Post by fallenangel on Dec 8, 2006 18:31:17 GMT -6
Gab: “You see, Xena, the way I look at it, life is an adventure to be explored. And without adventure, what’s the point? Granted, with you sometimes it gets a bit too adventurous. But that’s what makes it interesting. Who was it that said, ‘If curiosity is the food of life, then adventure is a MEAL’?”
The Path Not Taken
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Post by Amazon_Princess on Dec 8, 2006 19:16:16 GMT -6
Harry: Hey-- excuse me. Excuse me? Do you mind if I come in with you?
Annie: Harry, please.
Mattie: And you are?
Harry: Annie's boyfriend--
Mattie: I'm sorry, but it's in Annie's best interest-- that her first past-life voyage be by herself.
Harry: First past-life voyage. OK.
Annie: Thank you, doctor. Why do you have to be so mean all the time?
- Deja Vu All Over Again
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Post by fallenangel on Dec 9, 2006 14:07:53 GMT -6
Ares: “No-- I wanted you to join me. Why do you always look at the effect, and ignore the goal? Anyway, that’s not why I’m here-- at least not to MOAN about the past. I am excited by your future! Your near future.”
THE DELIVERER
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Post by mabd on Dec 11, 2006 11:18:58 GMT -6
Ephiny: Sing it with me. He'll understand. I changed the words when I used to sing it to him."
Ephiny and Gabrielle [Sing]: Moon shines bright By fire's light. Amazon baby, sleep tonight
Last of the Centaurs
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Post by fallenangel on Dec 11, 2006 12:25:17 GMT -6
Tyldus: “Just before noon tomorrow, my army attacks. You can go, Xena, but don’t come back. You and I are still enemies, and I’ll kill you if I have to.”
Hooves and Harlots
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Post by Amazon_Princess on Dec 11, 2006 21:48:43 GMT -6
Xena: Remember, your job is to find the lyre and play it as soon as you can. That should give me time to reach Bacchus.
- Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
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Post by fallenangel on Dec 12, 2006 14:00:46 GMT -6
G: "'A warrior, Joxer the Mighty, Asked a boon from the god, Aphrodite. And what a surprise, He saw with love's eyes, Three times-- '"
The Quill Is Mightier
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Post by Amazon_Princess on Dec 12, 2006 17:09:04 GMT -6
Xena: Morpeus can guess anything I know. Tell me something about you I don’t know.
Gabrielle: Very well. All right. N-- nobody but my mother knows this. I had six toes on my right foot when I was born. Don’t look! It’s gone now!
- Dreamworker
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Post by mabd on Dec 13, 2006 6:20:49 GMT -6
Xena: Very nice. I take it you got your old job back.
Elkton: My old job as Mystic Head Priest and my eyesight? Tomorrow, we start the grain festival. From now on, the only thing we’ll sacrifice will be corn-- thanks to you.
DREAMWORKER
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Post by fallenangel on Dec 13, 2006 10:06:33 GMT -6
Raul: "The Horde-- took her six years ago. One moment, she was outside, playing-- and the next-- . I searched-- till I found her tattered clothes, torn and burned. That's when I knew-- they killed her-- murdered my little girl in cold blood."
Daughter of Pomira
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Post by Amazon_Princess on Dec 13, 2006 18:23:42 GMT -6
Gabrielle: When will this end? Look at Melas. I know that he’s a good man, but, this hate is making him an obsessed killer. Somebody has to say no to this lust for revenge.
Xena: That is so hard to do.
Gabrielle: You did it! When your village was destroyed, you were--infected with bloodlust. But you overcame it!
Xena: I was lucky. I saw what I’d become, and I was able to turn around. But if something happened to Mother, or Hercules, or you-- I might do just the same.
- Callisto
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Post by mabd on Dec 13, 2006 18:42:06 GMT -6
Dagon: Sound the horn for Goliath!
Israelite: Easy, big fellas.
Xena: To the horses!
THE GIANT KILLER
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Post by fallenangel on Dec 14, 2006 8:56:21 GMT -6
Darius: “Come with me-- come on. This should fit you.”
X: “I’ve never worn anything like this before.”
Chariots of War
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Post by Amazon_Princess on Dec 14, 2006 17:48:50 GMT -6
Are we allowed to use quotes from H:TLJ and YH?
Young Hercules: Was it Ares who attacked me?
Strife: Well, it sure looked like him.
Ares: You backstabbing, sniveling worm!
Athena: Ares-- calm down! I’ll _not_ warn you again!
- Ares on Trial
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Post by fallenangel on Dec 15, 2006 10:15:14 GMT -6
J: “Sit down. Sit! Sit! I’ll fix this right now. OK. Good! The first one-- ‘Sins of the Past.’ ‘It was a-- warm day in-- Poteidaia, when the bard awoke. As she-- _moved_ softly through the-- ”
Forgotten G: [Interrupts] “Excuse me.”
J: “Y-yeah?”
Forgotten G: “What’s a Poteidaia?”
Forget Me not
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Post by mabd on Dec 16, 2006 22:03:24 GMT -6
Werf: No, please, please! We are only a servant-- to the greatness of the--
Callisto: Yes, I know who you serve, you little worm. She and I are old friends. I’ve already given her the priest of the flesh, and now she’s waiting for the priest of the blood. And just--guess who gets that honor?
SACRIFICE I
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Post by fallenangel on Dec 17, 2006 9:12:42 GMT -6
Ares: "Agathon, I gave you my word I wouldn't intervene. This is between the two of you."
The Dirty Half Dozen
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