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Post by Joxcenia on Jan 27, 2005 17:46:55 GMT -6
RenPics Cruise Lines Three Hour Cruise Around The Bermuda Islands
Joxcee stood on deck, ready to meet the arrival of the passengers. It was her first day on the job, and she was extremely nervous. She had seen the movie "Ghostship" far too many times to relax about going out to sea, even if this was the latest, greatest ship of it's time.
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Post by chackattack81 on Jan 27, 2005 18:23:05 GMT -6
OOOOOOH !!!! can i have a job!?!?!?!?!?!
Please?.....Just tell me what to do Jox! ;D
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Post by Joxcenia on Jan 27, 2005 18:30:18 GMT -6
Just pick whatever you want... better hurry before someone else gets it.
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Post by marysgurl1 on Jan 28, 2005 6:06:15 GMT -6
If you are the captain, Jox', I shall be your cruise director!! My first assignment was to line up someone to be in charge of entertainment....right?? Ah....Captain Joxcee, meet Chackattack81....she is coming off a hot weekend engagement in sunny Burbank, CA!! She's got the mood... ....she's got the moves..... ....she's got the hook-up.... .....and a cute little girlfriend to keep her out of trouble with the passengers.... ....!!! Now let's see.....I know of a great cook from a little tavern down the road.....if she's not too busy.....*jots down "xengab" & makes note to call asap* And who else but that dynamic duo of fun-makers & ship-shakers.....myownILB1 & Scrappydoo!! Phalon, Eirene....shipmate or passenger this voyage?? Anyone else to sign on or sign up? The more the merrier!! BTW, Captain, I have checked the reports & the sea seems to be clear of giant girl-eating catfish at this time......rest easy..... I was noticing the "3 hour part"....think we could make that at least a 3 day cruise??
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Mij
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Post by Mij on Jan 28, 2005 6:51:53 GMT -6
If Tony Todd is guesting on this cruise, I am tending my resignation immediately
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Post by xengab on Jan 28, 2005 7:16:30 GMT -6
Hey marysgurl,I would love to join the crew as cook,thanks for thinking of me. ;D Now I will have to see if captain joxie will have me?
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Post by marysgurl1 on Jan 28, 2005 7:30:59 GMT -6
I don't think there would be any other choice for tending the galley I would like to see a giant ice sculpture every night....a different one every night.....for the dinner buffet.....perhaps a huge chakram & busts of xena & gabs.... ....are you getting all this down?? And how are your candy-making skills....I was thinking little chocolate chakrams wrapped in gold & silver foil for the pillows on the beds each night...??....so much to do......
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Post by chackattack81 on Jan 28, 2005 11:56:32 GMT -6
Hey Q!...thanks for recommending me!...here I am Jox.... ...oops...forgot to remove that beard from the con costume comp.... .... there...that's better Here you are friends some flowers for you ladies! K....better get practicing!...any requests for what I should include in my shows?.....Any more lovely peeps wanna help?...We could have poetry recitals too....Gabby style, scrolls and all. ....Ann honey...wanna apply? ;D Gwen?....How about it ladies.
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Post by eirene on Jan 28, 2005 17:01:38 GMT -6
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Jan 28, 2005 20:41:30 GMT -6
Can I be a bouncer? Free drinks and I get to toss people out on their ears!!
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Post by Joxcenia on Jan 28, 2005 22:17:21 GMT -6
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Post by Joxcenia on Jan 28, 2005 22:22:31 GMT -6
If Tony Todd is guesting on this cruise, I am tending my resignation immediately
Being that I'm only 4 foot 8-1/2 inches tall... that went right over my head.... it swooped down on its return flight.
Tony Todd will stay hidden below deck until _after_ we set sail.
Hey marysgurl,I would love to join the crew as cook,thanks for thinking of me. ;D Now I will have to see if captain joxie will have me?
All are invited to join my ship... however... if you don't toe the line, you could get thrown overboard.
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Post by Joxcenia on Jan 28, 2005 22:25:13 GMT -6
First call, first served.... you are the first to call to be the carpenter, so the job is yours.
Can I be a bouncer? Free drinks and I get to toss people out on their ears!!
You called it first... the job is yours.
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Post by Lizzbitt on Jan 29, 2005 5:12:29 GMT -6
I'm applying for Casino Host.
Anyone interested in being cocktail waitress in the Casinos? Or dealer, or Entertainment Coordinator?
Let's Sail The Seven Seas And Partee!
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Mij
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Post by Mij on Jan 29, 2005 6:10:57 GMT -6
Having given this matter some thought as to how my skills may best be used on the ship, I've decided that it's best if I'm down in the scullery washing the dishes.... That or I call the bingo numbers.... LOL
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Post by xengab on Jan 29, 2005 6:21:16 GMT -6
Hi marysgurl,I happen to be very good at ice sculptures I make them all the time for dinner. I have already planned the menu for the fist night.
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Post by eirene on Jan 29, 2005 13:16:23 GMT -6
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Post by Joxcenia on Jan 31, 2005 0:35:55 GMT -6
Joxcee studied the maps on the table in front of her. She must follow the path exactly as drawn out, or the ship would get lost in the Bermuda Triangle. She glanced at her watch. The departure time would soon be upon her, and she didn't want to be one second late.
"Q!" Joxcee spoke into her walkie talkie device. "Are all the passengers and staff on board and accounted for? We're about ready to pull up anchor and set sail."
In the background Q could hear Christopher Cross singing... "Sailing..."
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Post by marysgurl1 on Jan 31, 2005 8:34:03 GMT -6
...*scurries thru to do a quick check-list.....* xg.....wonderful about the ice sculptures & the menu I leave completely in your talented hands.... ....altho I would love to give you a little list here of everyone's favorite comfort foods or snacks... eriene....I'll let you & xg coordinate on the dining area decor....lots of purple, black, silver & gold please...... lizzbit....I have a request for xena trivia-gambling in the casino...can we talk??? Mij....from the looks of your new avatar....I think you should be in charge of on-ship security......maybe you & Scrap' can coodinate your efforts..... Baby....do you have the new shipment of "toys" for this excursion??... Scrappy.. I like the idea of you bouncing heads...just be sure Mary doesn't bounce anyone overboard again this time.... Cpt. Jox'.....the sails are not yet set, oh impatient one! Nice choice on the tune tho!! Remember, there's that certain "window" of time exactly one week before St. Valentine's Day when we can navigate those dreaded waters of the Burmuda Triangle safely.....*runs to find scroll with info on "Valentine's Massacre at Sea"....no, not that one.....where did it go....."SCRAPPY!! WHAT IS THAT ABOUT NAVIGATING SAFELY THRU THE BURMUDA TRIANGLE EXACTLY ONE WEEK BEFORE VALENTINE'S DAY STORY??"....... *scurries out scribbling......"What is Your Favorite Valentine's Ep?"--you know the one that makes you all warm & fuzzy?? (to be shown back-to-back nonstop during our... threeeeee hoouurrrrr tooourrr, our thrrreeee hourrrrr tourrrrr...yea, yea I got it Capt Jox ....still scribblxilllnry....*
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Post by chackattack81 on Jan 31, 2005 10:01:07 GMT -6
*Stolls through admiring the decor* whewwwwww nice one ladies! I likee...gettin me all inspired!.... Oh Cap'n Jox!...do we have costumes er...I mean ;D uniforms we have to wear? Coooooool *strums her strat to Sailing*
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Post by Joxcenia on Jan 31, 2005 18:52:53 GMT -6
Cpt. Jox'.....the sails are not yet set, oh impatient one! Nice choice on the tune tho!! Remember, there's that certain "window" of time exactly one week before St. Valentine's Day when we can navigate those dreaded waters of the Burmuda Triangle safely.....*runs to find scroll with info on "Valentine's Massacre at Sea"....no, not that one.....where did it go....."SCRAPPY!! WHAT IS THAT ABOUT NAVIGATING SAFELY THRU THE BURMUDA TRIANGLE EXACTLY ONE WEEK BEFORE VALENTINE'S DAY STORY??".......
No fear on leaving anyone behind, we do have the heli-pad for those who get flown out to us. And being we're on the edge of the Bermuda Triangle, you never know when we might pick up those lost at sea floating on dingys... or who dropped out of the sky unexpectantly... and we will be making stops at each of the Bermuda Islands to drop off and pick up passengers. We may even have to pull up along side sinking ships to rescue their passengers... no worries about anyone missing out on our "three hour tour"....
Oh Cap'n Jox!...do we have costumes er...I mean ;D uniforms we have to wear?
Of course we have costumes... err uniforms... however, since this is a "RenPics" Cruise Line, our uniforms... err costumes... err uniforms, reflect the various shows that RenPics put out... heh... why not include their other stuff?
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Post by ilb on Jan 31, 2005 21:00:30 GMT -6
I was supposed to bring the toys?!!! i thought they were already furnished!!!! baby i told u, i just wanted to run around and play!! no biggie...let me just make a phone call... *wisper*i have connections u know. no worries...my order is on it's way...all the bouncy balls and water guns and hoola hoops and i even had him throw in a couple twister games.
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Jan 31, 2005 22:37:26 GMT -6
OOHHH Twister! That's my kinda game! Who wants to play with me! ;D
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Post by xengab on Feb 1, 2005 5:21:14 GMT -6
Hey scrappy I'm game,you start.
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Post by chackattack81 on Feb 1, 2005 9:37:20 GMT -6
*runs by with a Gabby costume...err uniform on* Guys!!!...Dark hair and Gabby costume don't go well together...errr anything else? *tries to hide half nakedness with her guitar* Please guys....no laughing!
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Post by xengab on Feb 1, 2005 13:04:36 GMT -6
Chip,chip,chip,chip,chip.One bit more here and there,ahhhhh lovely.My ice sculpture for the first dinner.It's Xena and Gabrielle,very nice for Valentines.What do you think marysgurl? ;D
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Post by marysgurl1 on Feb 2, 2005 7:01:46 GMT -6
What a beautiful job you have done, xengab!!! I hope you didn't too cold.... It will be perfect for our first buffet!!
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Post by marysgurl1 on Feb 2, 2005 7:07:02 GMT -6
Chack'....you were suppose to "set up" the entertainment, not BE the entertainment!! I'm not sure it's that kind of cruise.... Baby......you can play all you want---after hours---in my cabin!!! I can see I am gonna have to get my out....
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Post by ilb on Feb 2, 2005 13:30:56 GMT -6
that had better b a wet noodle u r flinging around my baby!!! u know i don't like to play rough.... hehehe... OOOOOH BABY!!!! let's fill the tub with the best chocolate sauce our home.graffiti.net/irritatinglittleblonde1/smileys/chef.gif[/img] can get her hands on add wipped cream and top it with a cherry... ONE ENOR...ENORMOU...HUGE CHOCOLATE SUNDAY!!!! talk about diving in!!! can we pleasssse? i promise u will looooovvveeee it!!!!
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Post by chackattack81 on Feb 2, 2005 16:39:46 GMT -6
Chack'....you were suppose to "set up" the entertainment, not BE the entertainment!! I'm not sure it's that kind of cruise.... Ok Q...sorry ;D *does a twirl in her new "rock chick" leather pants, leather boots and tight black shirt* Entertaining enough? Right!...let's gather some talent....*goes to walk off to the stage area and stops abruptly* [/img] can get her hands on add wipped cream and top it with a cherry... ONE ENOR...ENORMOU...HUGE CHOCOLATE SUNDAY!!!! talk about diving in!!! can we pleasssse? i promise u will looooovvveeee it!!!! [/quote] *stares wide eyed at Q and ILB* I thoght you said it WASN'T THAT kinda cruise? Ooooooooohhhhh *starts whistling HOT IN HERR*...
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