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Post by Mini Mia on Mar 9, 2009 22:36:10 GMT -6
Mia gets on all fours and starts digging a slanted tunnel into the snow. She digs downward for a few feet and then starts digging a straight tunnel in the left wall for another few feet. She then digs a hole in the center of that tunnel wall, after a foot in, she digs out a nice den in which to live in. Once done with that, she goes back to her straight tunnel and starts digging upward to make a secret escape tunnel. (Never let yourself be trapped.)
Mia surveyed her work and found it good. The wind would go through the tunnels and bypass her door, leaving her breeze free and maybe a wee bit warmer for the effort.  Aww ... heaven.  Yeah ... keep telling yourself that and maybe you can pretend to be warm. Mind over matter ... it can work ... it can work ... IT CAN WORK!!!
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Mar 10, 2009 11:03:26 GMT -6
As promised...if you're brave enough to open it.  Goes great with your conditioner and it even comes with a solar powered battery pack. |
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Post by Mini Mia on Mar 10, 2009 16:44:04 GMT -6
 YeeHaw! Now I can get my hair all dolled up ... with no where to go. 
Ummm ... We don't get 30 days of night here, do we? DO WE!?! 
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Mar 11, 2009 0:27:24 GMT -6
According to a blog by one of the researchers currently stationed there...uh...here...the sun sets in march and doesn't rise again until January. In January it has a fairly regular cycle of rising and setting until September when it rises again and doesn't set again until March.
So to answer your question....it's about to get very dark for quite a long time.
I'm guessing I should have thought about that before I got you a solar powered hair dryer.......
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Post by Mini Mia on Mar 11, 2009 17:24:08 GMT -6
Oh, that's just great! And I found a really good purpose for the hair dryer. I stick it in under my clothes for brief moments of time to warm up. 
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Mar 12, 2009 0:30:08 GMT -6
Let me make it up to you. I found one of those hand crank things for cell phones and I converted it for use with your hair dryer. So now you can use it as long as you crank it up first.
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Post by Mini Mia on Mar 12, 2009 0:50:21 GMT -6
And my arms will be super thin when this is all over! Practically skin on bones. 
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Post by Mini Mia on Mar 13, 2009 0:29:31 GMT -6
Sings to self:
I'm on the outside looking in,
Me doing without has got to be a sin,
I should be Probst,
Sittin' way up high ... in that thar loft,
I'm gonna be on top someday,
And then I'll make the rules of play.
~~ hums to self ~~
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Post by Phalon on Mar 23, 2009 0:24:09 GMT -6
Joxie....wake up. Joxie? Joxie....Jooooxieee....WAKE UP!
Shhhhhh.....
Sorry I'm late. I forgot to tell you to bring the air mattress, and had to stop by my camp to get it. And then the penguins just had to talk me into taking a few runs down the bob-coaster with them. Fun bunch of guys, but damn....squished into the coaster with them...eeeww....I'll never get the smell of fish offa me. All the more reason why this plan has to work - I could use a long, hot shower. Yeah, quit wrinkling your nose. I can't smell that bad. Just deal with it a little longer.
Oh, and since I was in the old neighborhood, I had to count the coffee beans....just to make sure. It's not that I don't trust you....
Anyway, back to the S.S. Air Mattress. What was I thinking asking you if you could swim a moat? Pfft! We've got a boat, woman! And a sled to get to the moat which we will then boat.
Here's the plan....whisper, whisper, whisper....
Why the manicure set? But of course, I'll explain. First the hair-dryer....we'll tether ourselves together with the cord. Why? Hell, I don't know exactly - but mountain climbers are always tethered together. I've seen it in the movies. You use the cuticle remover tool; I'll use the nail file....mountain climbing picks, cuz mountain climbers always have picks too. We'll scale those castle walls in no time.
Whisper, whisper, whisper....
Why do I have his mirror strapped to my back. Ah, yes...here's the beauty of the plan....in a manner of speaking...depending on who's doing the speaking. Once we get inside, I'll just prop it up in front of Mr. Narcissus, now with egg on his face...and a bit of bacon too. Damn, I can't wait to get in there; I'm hungry. Once he sees his own reflection, he'll be detained for hours staring at himself, and we can have run of the place.
It's perfect - the fail-proof plan.
Ready? Here we go!
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Post by Mini Mia on Mar 23, 2009 0:31:07 GMT -6
::rubs hands together:: (Not just to get warm, but to also show I'm down with the plan.)
Lead the way my capt.  
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Mar 25, 2009 0:15:53 GMT -6
*scrappy sneaks in and repossesses the hair dryer
I realize you weren't a big part of the hotel room disaster but I have to be fair in my punishment.....
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Post by Mini Mia on Mar 25, 2009 1:00:09 GMT -6
Crap! I should have fed those coffee beans to the penguins! 
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Post by Mini Mia on Apr 11, 2009 16:01:14 GMT -6
 Mini-Mia looks around her and feels sad about having to leave this place soon. :pouts:
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Apr 18, 2009 0:06:23 GMT -6
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