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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Dec 12, 2009 0:56:46 GMT -6
Welcome to Elf Barracks 21a. This is part of the compound where elves are trained for North Pole duty. The Elf trainees who have been stationed here have faced hardship and over come adversity to eventually become the elite Elf force behind Christmas.
Each of you will be provided one trunk to store your gear, one set of sheets and one blanket and pillow. There is a wood burning stove for all of you to share but unfortunately no wood yet. Also please be aware the beds were made for elves.
OK Roll Call for Barracks 21a:
Stepper (Lucky Twinkle Toes)
Moonglum (Puddin Spirit Fingers)
Kat (Tinker Tum Tums)
Yes folks...it's a boys vs. girls Whoosh Island Survivor!
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Post by Scrappy Amazon on Dec 14, 2009 15:10:42 GMT -6
Ok ladies and gents......no funny business now. I have pulled names out of the cup of doom (the measuring cup my aunt uses to feed the dogs) and reassigned barracks. The following persons are assigned here:
Moonglum
Katman
Lola-sparkyfungus (snort)
Phalon
You are teams now and must work together to complete the challenges.
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Post by Phalon on Dec 14, 2009 17:58:35 GMT -6
Any ideas about how we want to go about working on the first challenge?
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Post by katina2nd on Dec 14, 2009 23:18:20 GMT -6
Any ideas about how we want to go about working on the first challenge? Yep, you, MG and Lola answer the questions and I'll take credit for them.  Should we wait for Scrappy to reply to your question before we start Googling? |
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Post by lolapalooza on Dec 17, 2009 16:23:10 GMT -6
Kat, that was my plan. I can see my role in this party is to not be the brains but rather the beauty behind the operation.
I regret already bringing Mr. T with me. I wanted to bring cigarettes, assuming Phalon would have the coffee, so I could start each day with a hearty breakfast. Instead I'm going through withdrawals of each so I'll sit here on our comfy faux polar bear fur couch, stroke my chia (head massages help the hair grow) and look pretty. Turns out to be a good stress reliever after all.
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Post by lolapalooza on Dec 17, 2009 16:33:10 GMT -6
Oooooo. I forgot that during my down time, when I thought we were on haitus but actually the challenge had begun, I was out wandering the frozen tundra and was able to come across some seal pheramones. I'm going to call it pheramones anyway since the truth is rather ugly (hint: don't eat the yellow ice). This little bottle of wild animal delight could cause quite the fracas over at 21b if someone was to accidently spill/pour it on their front steps. Even better, just a dab on the right parka sleeve and when they go to check the mail... Hey folks, the circus is in town!
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Post by katina2nd on Dec 17, 2009 23:55:34 GMT -6
Well it's working for us both so far Lola, look at those fantastic answers our team came up with and we contributed zip, nada, diddly; I "almost" feel kinda guilty. Oooooo. I forgot that during my down time, when I thought we were on haitus but actually the challenge had begun, I was out wandering the frozen tundra and was able to come across some seal pheramones. I'm going to call it pheramones anyway since the truth is rather ugly (hint: don't eat the yellow ice). This little bottle of wild animal delight could cause quite the fracas over at 21b if someone was to accidently spill/pour it on their front steps. Even better, just a dab on the right parka sleeve and when they go to check the mail... Hey folks, the circus is in town!  I'll volunteer to spread it around barracks 21b, it's the least I can do to help the cause. |
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Post by Gabrielle On Nutbread on Dec 18, 2009 2:48:14 GMT -6
 w00t, we rule!  |
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Post by Mini Mia on Dec 18, 2009 2:55:37 GMT -6
 Changing sides are ya? 
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Post by Phalon on Dec 18, 2009 8:16:58 GMT -6
Infiltrators?!! We have Barracks/Camp/Jabba the Hut infiltrators!!!
Quick! Hide the super secret plans; the ones marked "How to Storm the Hostess Chateau and Claim it For Yourself". Give them the essence of seal sealed bottle, and tell them it's liquid foot warmer! And for Pete's Sake (oh, there you are Pete; I knew you were around here somewhere), hide the coffee!!!
And see, Lola, this is why I'm so glad we have you on our team:
It's good to have some lovely scenery to gaze at out here on the frozen tundra. But Lola Dear, I believe you might have stroked Mr. Chia T a bit excessively, and over-stimulated him. Let's not go anywhere with that except to say his massaged scalp kicked into over-drive, and I can't see you through the tangle of weedy growth that is now threatening to take over the camp.
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Post by Phalon on Dec 19, 2009 23:31:51 GMT -6
Will someone please feed and water FruitDepp while I'm gone for a few days? And put this cute little fedora on his head if he has to go out; fruitcakes lose 90 percent of their cake heat through their head, I've heard. Don't let him swill too much of that brown bottle - if he does, he starts talking funny, and insists on being called Captain FruitSwallow Rumcake; it's not a pretty sight...well, it is, actually, but not in a fruitcake.
Thanks. And Merry Christmas if I don't catch you when I return.
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