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Post by Mini Mia on Apr 20, 2011 20:06:16 GMT -6
Years back I brought a game to the Whoosh forum from the Talking Xena forum. We had some fun with it, and so I thought you'd like an anything goes version.
Inspirations for this thread:
Dear Sun,
When are ya coming back out to play? We really, really miss you.
Sincerely,
The Plants
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Post by Phalon on Apr 21, 2011 5:50:59 GMT -6
Dear Sock,
I am holding your sole mate ransom. If you ever want to see her again, give me everything in the jeans' pockets....small change preferred.
Sincerely,
The Dryer
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Post by Phalon on Apr 23, 2011 4:43:36 GMT -6
Dear Sun,
The plants asked ever-so-nicely for you to make an appearance, but you ignored their request.
I, therefore, feel I must take a firmer approach. Come out, dry up all the rain, or little children everywhere will have to sing without hand-motions.
Sincerely,
The Itsy Bitsy Spider
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Post by Mini Mia on Apr 25, 2011 17:56:11 GMT -6
Dear Stormy Weather (Severe Thunderstorms, High Winds, Tornadoes):
Could ya please give it a rest? Seriously! Enough is enough!!!
Sincerely,
Weather-weary Humans
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Post by stepper on Apr 25, 2011 18:08:28 GMT -6
Dear Giant Spider on the Wall,
Please die. Please die. Please die. Please die. CR@P! Where'd you go?
Sincerely,
Your arachnophobic home owner
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Post by vox on Apr 28, 2011 14:26:49 GMT -6
Dear Camelot
Please could you see your way to picking my numbers this week?
Sincerely,
Stoney Broke
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Post by Phalon on Apr 29, 2011 5:49:05 GMT -6
Dear Vox.
Good to see you; it's been awhile.
After your numbers are picked, can I borrow Camelot? This, of course, would be dependent upon the success of the picks.
Sincerely,
Phalon
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Post by vox on Apr 29, 2011 14:51:14 GMT -6
Yes it has been a while! of course you may borrow Camelot, and I'll let you know if my plea worked! LOL
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Post by Phalon on Apr 30, 2011 4:42:57 GMT -6
Good luck, Vox! Maybe Camelot will come through, and we'll both get lucky!
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Cheeky
Whooshite Candidate
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Post by Cheeky on Apr 30, 2011 6:20:33 GMT -6
Dear Giant Spider on the Wall, Please die. Please die. Please die. Please die. CR@P! Where'd you go? Sincerely, Your arachnophobic home owner LMAO ;D |
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Post by Mini Mia on May 2, 2011 21:36:14 GMT -6
Dear Lightning,
Why do you keep showing up when I want to get online? Are you a mindreader or something? I'd really appreciate it if you'd stick to times when I'm offline. Thanks.
Sincerely,
Mini-Mia
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Post by Mini Mia on May 2, 2011 21:38:13 GMT -6
Dear Lightning,
And by 'offline' I mean when I choose to be offline, not when you force me to be offline. Thank you.
Sincerely,
Mini-Mia
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Post by Phalon on May 4, 2011 3:59:37 GMT -6
Dear Lightning,
Shhh....don't tell Mini-Mia, but thanks for showing up when you did. I really needed this little break! Dang, she's a task-master, working me all day and into the night like she does.
I remain ever-so-grateful for the vacation time off-line.
Sincerely,
Mini-Mia's Computer
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Post by Mini Mia on May 4, 2011 16:32:08 GMT -6
  
Dear Computer:
You're way outdated, and you can be replaced.
Sincerely,
Mini-Mia
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Post by stepper on May 4, 2011 17:49:15 GMT -6
Dear Purse,
Mini-Mia is making silly noises about replacing me. Obviously she has not been looking at you very closely, but at least you'll get some attention. Warn the moth that it might want to hide.
The Old and Out-dated but not going anywhere computer. (Besides, she loves me. I know she does. I can tell by the way she pushes the Enter Key.)
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Post by Mini Mia on May 4, 2011 18:51:01 GMT -6
Dear Computer,
I happen to have plastic, as well as paper, currency. And I could use you to buy (charge it) a new Dell or Gateway computer online ... er ... lightning willing.
Sincerely,
Mini-Mia
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Post by Phalon on May 6, 2011 21:41:29 GMT -6
Dear Itty-Bitty Car,
Why is it that when I finally get a little bit of extra money, and think I'm going to get ahead, you decide at that exact time to suck from me every bit I've got in my pocket?
Oh, I know I haven't always treated you gently; I drive too fast, corner a bit sharp....but you're made for speed, yes? Your speedometer registers 150, and your suspension is designed for those corners. I keep you well-oiled; I fill your tank with gas. You should be grateful for such a kind owner.
I know, I know....there is that problem with dirt. But I work at a nursery....where there are plants, there's dirt, and don't you feel good just hauling all those pretties home? Just because your floorboards and trunk are littered with plant debris and dirt clods doesn't mean you should refuse to start in protest! I would have cleaned you....eventually, I swear! No need to get all p!ssy and demand a new starter!
Then there's that thing with the stereo. That I completely understand. I'd refuse to work too if I were subject to playing LX's cr@ppy rap CDs whenever she's in reach of your stereo....I completely sympathize with you on that note.
But now you're all fixed and (almost) like new.....and I'm out a little over $350. Let's just agree to keep running smoothly, okay. Then I'll get to keep from shelling out any more money....
Speaking of which, can you go a little easier on your fuel consumption, please? At $4.26 a gallon, you may be itty-bitty, but you ain't cheap.
Sincerely,
Your Driver
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Post by Mini Mia on May 6, 2011 21:49:45 GMT -6
My Dearest Driver:
I need an intervention. *hic* I've become a gasoholic, and I can't cut down on my consumption alone.
Sincerely,
Your Itty-Bitty Car
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Post by Phalon on May 6, 2011 22:14:18 GMT -6
Dear Itty-Bitty Car,
Oh, I have failed you as a driver! A gasoholic! And I never even noticed 'til now! I've been an enabler, I can see that....driving you when I could have walked if only I'd have allowed for extra time. Quick starts, and a lead foot, I'm sure didn't help your addiction any.
Now that we both admit it, we can get through this together; I know we can (especially if gas reaches $5.00 per gallon).
Sincerely, and with utmost apologies,
Your Driver
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Post by Phalon on Jul 9, 2011 5:09:00 GMT -6
Dear Humidity,
Look what you've done with my hair!! A beautician, you ain't.
I want my money back.
Sincerely,
Curly Top
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Post by stepper on Oct 18, 2011 18:34:02 GMT -6
Dear Trash,
At least you get picked up.
Sincerely,
The Girls of Jersey Shore
Dear Man,
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Sincerely,
Elephants
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Post by quettalee on Nov 5, 2011 23:40:16 GMT -6
Dear "Contacts Case Lid"
How is it that every single night when Q takes her contacts out and tries to screw you back on that you not only cleverly wrench yourself from her grasp but strategically manage to roll underneath the nightstand as far back as you can go? You know she still has trouble "feeling" the grip with that dead right thumb that went through the glass pane a few years back...and that the whole "screwing lids" thing is almost impossible to do with your non-dominant hand (the whole right-brain/left-brain thing)?
Must you continue to torment her every morning and night with this manipulation and devilish need to see her crawl on the hardwood floor?
Sincerely,
Quetta's Knees
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"There are people you meet, who move in and out of your life, like ghosts-- and after they're gone, you find that they've left a part of themselves with you.