Stupid knock-knock jokes

[marjancin]

I originally started to post this in the "Pet Peeves" thread, but then decided to make a new topic, so people could add a few more.

Anyway, when I was little, most knock-knock jokes I found funny (now, at the ripe old age of 25, I don't really like any of them - only a select few are cute at best). But there were several of them that I never found funny in the first place.

One that stands out in my mind is the freakin' "interrupting cow" joke. You know the one that goes:

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interru-
MOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I mean, how the hell is that funny? It's more annoying than funny. And, oh, if someone EVEN tries to make me fall for the "interrupting uncalled-for" gag....

And that isn't the only annoying knock-knock joke involving a cow. The slightly less-known one goes:

Knock-knock
Who's there
Cow
Cow who
Cows don't say who, they say moo!

Ho, ho, ho. So funny I forgot to laugh!

A few others:

Knock knock
Who's there!
Yamma
Yamma who?
cut the joke now bitch, iam your mother.

HUH???

Knock Knock
Who's There!
Kenya
Kenya Who?
the one located in Africa

No. Just no.

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Deduct !
Deduct who ?
Donald Deduct

That one would even be more annoying if the punchline was said in a voice imitating Donald Duck.

[Hippy Amazon]

Ha I remember those, I remember as a kid getting such a kick out of them!

Other jokes I used to enjoy was "Why did the Chicken Cross the road" variations...

Q: "Why did the cow cross the road?"
A: "To go to the MOOvies"

Q: "Why did the Sheep cross the road?"
A: "To get to the BAArbers"

Yeah they were fun then, but cringe-worthy now!

[Phalon]

Yeah they were fun then, but cringe-worthy now!

Cringe-worthy, yes, Hippy - but I can't help it, I get a chuckle out of simple corny jokes.

I loved the Interrupting Cow knock-knock joke - the first time I heard it, but I've got two kids - meaning I heard it 52 million times when the oldest was little, and another 46 million when the youngest went through the knock-knock phase.

Little kids are funny - they can tell the same joke over and over again, and crack up while doing so each and every time. They make up jokes that make absolutely no sense to anyone but them, and they've got a million of them; knock-knock jokes usually top the list.

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Peanut-butter.
Peanut-butter who?
Peanut-butter went to the store and bought some milk.
<followed by fits of hysterical laughter>

Their laughter is contagious; you can't help but laugh along with them.

[Hippy Amazon]

Here some I found amusing:

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Normalee I don't go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?



Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let us in; it's cold out here.


Knock Knock!
Doris.
Doris, who?
Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!



Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Sacha !
Sacha who ?
Sacha fuss, just because I knocked on your door !

[Phalon]

Thanks for the chuckles this morning, Hippy.

[Hippy Amazon]

Found another:

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Euripides
Euripides trousers, you pay for dem

[Phalon]

<snicker>