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Post by stepper on Mar 4, 2009 22:10:34 GMT -6
Got this at work and had to share...
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello." WOMAN: "Honey, it`s me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I am at the mall and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much" WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 CES - They have the one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$90,000." MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They`re asking $950,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price." WOMAN: "OK. I`ll see you later! I love you so much!!" MAN: "I love you, too, Bye."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape..... MAN: "Anyone know who this phone actually belongs to?"
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Post by Mini Mia on Mar 4, 2009 22:20:13 GMT -6
To funny!
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Post by Phalon on Mar 5, 2009 5:01:24 GMT -6
BOLL. Obviously, it's not Hubs' phone.
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