Game #3?

[Spock]

"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"

The restroom door said Gentlemen
So I just walked inside
I took two steps and realized
I'd been taken for a ride
I heard high voices turned and found
The place was occupied
By two nuns, three old ladies, and a nurse
What could be worse?
Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse.

The restroom door said Gentlemen
It must have been a gag
As soon as I walked in there I ran into some old hag
She sprayed me with a can of mace
And snapped me with her bag.
I could tell this just wouldn't be my day
What can I say?
It just wasn't turning out to be my day.

The restroom door said Gentlemen
And I would like to find
The crummy little creep who had the nerve to switch the sign
Cause I've got two black eyes
And one high heel up my behind
Now I can't sit with comfort and joy
Boy, oh, boy.



[unknown]

"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"

Oh you better not shout,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm tellin' you why;

Daddy's home and I think he's drunk.

He's walkin' real slow,
He slurs when he speaks,
I don't even think
He's shaved in two weeks,

Daddy's home and boy is he drunk.

He spent most of our money
On Johnny Walker Black
And then he took all of the rest
And lost it at the track.

Sooo.... You better not pout,
You better not cry,
I don't like that look in his eye,
Daddy's home and I think he's...
Daddy's home and boy is he...

Daddy's home and he's really drunk!

[unknown]

[stepper]

I have the first one on Twisted Christmas - but I don't know the source of the second one.

[stepper]

Set to Christmas Tree Oh Christmas Tree

Oh Grinchy Claus Oh Grinchy Claus
What you do, it gives me pause
Oh Grinchy Claus Oh Grinchy Claus
What you do, it gives me pause
You enter every house you please
You take the gifts, and then you flee
Do you exploit the chimney flue?
And can I accompany you?

Oh Grinchy Claus Oh Grinchy Claus
What you do, it gives me pause
Your yearly trip, I will not halt
And do you visit the bank vault
For I'm a bit short you see
When I am done, please help me flee
Do you exploit the chimney flue?
And can I accompany you?

Oh Grinchy Claus Oh Grinchy Claus
What you do, it gives me pause
I promise I won't sleep a wink
Cause I'm here in the state clink
I'd like to see Longoria
Anderson and Vergara
Their purses are secure I know
But I need some Christmas dough

Oh Grinchy Claus Oh Grinchy Claus
I have got us quite a haul
We should head for Mt. Crumpit
Where I'll set up my new Strumpet
With the stuff, that I have pinched
We will lift it with a winch
We'll dine on pretzels and cold beer
And I'll wait for you next year.

[Spock]

Great! Much better than my copies of someone elses work!

[stepper]

Nice of you to say so - but I think I'll keep my day job - and my night job.